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A Rabbi, a Priest and a Redneck walk into a blog...
The rabbi holds up both hands and proclaims “I hereby bless this blogger on her most honored and anticipated SITS-VAH day”
The priest shoves him over and says “What's the matter with you? It’s not SITS-vah, it’s Saint SITS Day. Don’t you know anything?”
“And what do you know?” The rabbi spat “And while we’re at it, who started the no eating meat on Fridays crap? The cows?”
The priest got up clearly agitated and pointed out “like you’d know anything about cows when their milk isn’t even good enough to eat with meat?”
The arguing continued back and forth until the redneck interrupted gently.
“Fellers, fellers, no need to git yer holy books in a twist”
The priest and the rabbi stopped bickering abruptly and both looked over to stare blankly at the redneck.
“What the hell is he doing here?” the rabbi asked the priest.
"Oh him?" the priest paused a moment then leaned over to whisper softly into the rabbi’s ear “... he thought it was IN-SITS day...”
A second of stunned silence passed then both the priest and the rabbi erupted in hearty barks of laughter.
....And SITS Day was happy once more!
I’d like to thank the wonderful ladies of SITS for the honor of being today’s featured blogger... despite the above post.
Do you know how many virtual flowers arrangements I owe those SITS girls for all of the awesome bloggy friends I've met over there?
Shhh..don't say anything. Maybe they'll forget.
But do go check 'em out! They rock!!!!
And before the Blog Police come to take me away.... below are some of my favorite posts from my Fun Dust on The Blog Shelf - hope it doesn't make anyone sneeze or cough up blood or anything...I'm not insured...
maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
A hearty thanks to everyone for sharing this day with me!! (insert hearts, flowers and a hot Paramedic here)
If A Blog Posts in The Forest...
...Now where did I put that First-Aid Blog kit?
200 comments:
Good evening Mrs Blogalot and welcome to your SITS day. I um, have to admit, I am a little bit thick. I, er, was wondering could you please tell me what an IN-SITS day is?? (or the redneck equivalent?) I am from downunder and we don't really get rednecks here. Sorreeee! But apart from my ignorance, loving your style!
xx
Happy SITS day! I loved the joke! I'd love to follow you, but I don't think you have followers. So, I'll just have to subscribe. I loves me a funny blog (ok, it's late, there goes the grammar--plus I have red-neck on the brain now).
LMAO! You are a great writer! Happy SITS day!!! I am off to check out your dusty posts!
Congratulations on your SITS day!
COngrats!
Happy SITS day - congratulations too! Hope you get lots of new readers and followers today. I like your take on this post too - very funny. I'm off to check out some of your posts, think it's worth the risk for the hot paramedic!
Reading your blog is so easy.......love your style....am going to take a stroll through your blog to understand more......Happy SITS day
Happy SITS day - love the joke :) perfect way to start a Monday morning :)
Happy SITS day! Great to meet you, and I hope you have a lovely day :)
I'm thinking that I'm missing something about the IN-SITS... whu...? (but I'm British so it's not surprising!)
Happy SITS day! I'm glad you're the one being featured today!
Happy SITS Day! Coming from TX I so totally laughed out loud (and spewed my Diet Dr. Pepper)at your post.
I will definitely be looking around your blog later today when I'm off work (which is where I am now).
Happy SITS day! Joke went over this Aussie's head too...hope I can understand the rest of your blog. I better go find out!
Happy SITS Day! You're blog is a real treat! I cannot wait to come back and read more... of course, I am saying that as I start back to work for the full-time for the first time in 8 years. I really do intend to come back, but.... :)
Happy SITS Day. Loving the joke, and this whole blog. Keep us laughing!
LOL! Great joke! :) Happy SITS day! (Simone, email me, I'll explain...)
You are definitely worthy some good SITS love - your blog brings the funny (even to me, with a benedryl-induced hangover) and I'l be coming back for more...!
Lori
Happy SITS Day! You rock! Enjoy your day. You deserve it :)
Hello Mrs. Blogalot. It's so nice to meet a blogger with a lovely sense of humor. I can see that your place is going to be somewhere I can go whenever I need a grin. (Stopping by from SITS!)
Happy SITS day! I don't think I have seen a more fun welcome than this.
Happy SITS day, and a what a truly unique way to start the SITS day by a very one of a kind joke! Well done. :)
Have a happy week, and keep enjoying.
Happy SITS Day mama!! It's truly awesome, isn't it? Enjoy your day in the spotlight!!
Hello and Happy SITS Day to you! Very clever and funny welcome! Smiles & best wishes, Carla. :)
Thanks for the laugh on this gloomy Monday morning! Funny blog-sorry, my kids don't think so, they want me off the computer and getting them some breakfast :) I'll be back to visit.
Happy SITS Day!
Happy SITS day! Loved the SITS joke! Too Cute! Enjoy your special day!
In-sits day! hahahahah I love it!
Hey, hey Mrs. B! I am so excited for you! Of course, I don't need SITS to tell me how wonderful you are! Enjoy your SITS day!
Congrats on your SITS feature. Love your blog and the joke was great!!! Hope you enjoy your SITS day!!
Happy SITS day! What a cute blog you have over here. I can tell I'm going to love your sense of humor; it's right up my alley! Enjoy!
Congratulations on your SITS Day!
You are hilarious! I am visiting from SITS. Will be visiting you again.
Nothing beats a bloggy joke on a Monday morning (we need more of those). Happy SITS Day!
This was - BY FAR - the most interesting and colorful SITS Day post E.V.E.R! Congratulations and enjoy your day!
Off you check out your dusty posts! Enjoy your SITS day =)
Have a great SITS day! Your blog is total fun - love your sense of humor! :)
Happy SITS Day!
Am definitely following you.
I like the cut of your jib!
I loved your blog the moment I smelled sarcasm!! Happy SITS day!
Congrats on your SITS day! :o)
I'm laughing already! Happy SITS day :-)
Happy SITS day to you. I don't get the In-Sits day punch line but then again I listen to 2 and 4 year olds tell jokes every day. Ha ha.
Enjoy your special day (while I ponder the punchline for most of mine).
Enjoy all the in-sits love! Just one big happy family. I grew up in Georgia and now live in Texas - totally down with it.
Congratulations on your SITS day!
Haha! Too funny! Happy SITS day!
Very creative intro. Loved it!
Congrats on your SITS day! You are hilarious! What a great way to start a Monday!
I think that is the most clever sits intro I've seen. Congratulations on your big day! Enjoy.
Awesome joke! Congrats on your SITS day! I'm now following and look forward to reading more.
Have a great day!
I can already see that this is going to be my kind of blog! :)
Bed news for you though. The SITS girls never forget!
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Happy SITS Day! I heart you. The joke is awesome and you have a great writing style. Off to subscribe! :)
Happy SITS day! Love it when bloggers I know are featured!!
Totally loving your blog today. I can't wait to read more.
Congrats on the Feature.
Hello funny lady and a Happy SITS day to you!
Happy SITS day!
Can't wait to read more!
Happy SITS day! Thanks for helping me start my Monday off with a smile! Off to poke around a bit, enjoy all your new visitors!
Happy SITs day!
Congrats on your SITS Day!!!!!!
Congrats on your SITS day! Love your blog - it is very funny!
Happy SITS day. Great blog!
Congrats on your SiTs day! Loved the intro!
Congrats on your SITS day! You are truly worthy of such a great day!!! You also are equal parts of awesome and funny.
Danon
I have sits all over my forehead because I drank too much wine last night and fell asleep with my makeup on.
Also? I'm pretty sure that redneck is kin to me.
Congrats!
Hey Mel! Happy SITS day to you! I am grateful to SITS for such a sweet and funny bloggy friend! Have a fabulous day dahling!
I'm back from reading your c-section post. Not only have you cracked me up, you've given me advice that just might stick should I ever find myself in that situation. Oh, and I will never watch Little House on the Prairie the same way :p
Lamb’s Most Recent (FUNNY!) Post: Pica HATES the Train
Happy Happy Day!! You are going to make my day! Laughing....
Oooohhhhhhh, what breath of fresh air this morning! A laugh was just what I needed. I'm off to read that c-section post! Happy SITS day!
Hilarious. And I really need a laugh this morning. Happy SITS day!
Dropping by from SITS! You have a fabulous blog =-)
Hilarious!! I'm still trying to figure out what an in-sits is..... but still laughin either way! Congrat's on your day!
xo
Congratulations on your SITS day!
Best,
Colleen
Congratulations on your SITS day. What a funny way to start the day and welcome everyone : )
Happy SITS DAY!
Congrats on your SITS day!! You deserve it!! You are hilarious, just what I needed on a Monday morning. Can't wait to read the rest of your blog.
Loving your SITS joke! Off to read about the Convenient Jew (being a Jewish chick I get a kick out of reading about others!)
Congrats on your SITS day! I'm also lost of what an IN-SITS is, but I love what you're writing, how writing it. I think it's waaay cool-can I be your geeky friend?owhh, 'so kay, I 'll follow you instead. *LOL*
Congratulations on your SITs feature:-) I hope you enjoy your day in the sun:-)
Happy SITS day! Enjoy the love!
Happy SITS day!! what a fun blog!! so real and fresh and funny! Great choice by the sits team, have a great day!
I already find you hilarious...so glad you were featured today so that I can start reading your blog!
Congrats on your SITS day!!!
I know I've a little MIA but I luv you!
Enjoy all the bloggy love ;-)
Happy SITS Day! I can tell almost instantly that I love this blog... you crack me up! Can't wait to go read more!
Hey^^ Happy SITS Day.
Off to check out the rest of your blog^^
xoxo
Happy SITS Day!!
I look forward to reading even more great posts...especially if you can get the Hubby to talk more!
Come by when you can...
www.frugaltractormom.blogspot.com
Nice. Incest is always funny.
Happy SITS Day! Off to read some more of your posts...
I literally understand none of this. But I like it. (Much like my relationship with women)
Happy SITS day - I can tell I'm gonna like your blog. Going to check out your postings now!!
Spreading the love from SITS land! Happy YOU day =D
Happy SITS day. Love your sense of humour!
Good morning SITSTA! Congratulations on your sits day!
Happy, happy SITS Day! Hope it is a great one!
Happy SITS Day! enjoy it!
You just kept on pulling me in! I love it!
Congrats on being featured! Happy SITS day! Wear that crown with pride and feel the love!
xoxox
YOU my dear are HYSTERICAL!! Following you on Twitter now! Enjoy your special SITS Day!
Happy SITS Day!
Congrats on your SITS day or IN SITS day or whatever you want to call it :-). I needed a laugh this morning so thanks. I especially enjoy the part-time Jewish post.
Great way to introduce your blog day. Love a funny blog!
Hello Melissa,
Many congrats on the your SITS Day, I'm a first time visitor. I'm another one that doesn't get the "in-sits day" joke.I do enjoy your writing style, so I'll be back. :)
Thanks for the bit o' humor on this Monday! Happy SITS!
Happy SITS day......I love your post on if a blog posts in a forest.
Thanks for making me chuckle this Monday Morning. Happy SITS Day!
you are very strange, and i mean that in the best way possible. your convenient jew post cracked me up--i grew up in nyc, so i knew a lot of those. i love me some funny women--happy sits day!
Congrats on the big day, and nice work on a very creative post!
I'm goin' to your archives now...
Happy SITS-day!!! I remember squee-ing with happiness on the commenting! I am off to read your greatest hits!
Enjoy!!
Stopped by from SITS determined to leave my obligatory comment and move on. After all, I don't really need another blog to follow. But you are hilarious. I've been reading for quite a while now and will be adding you to my Blog List. Looking forward to many more laughs from Mrs. Blogalot!
I like your joke. That's a good one! lol. Happy day to you! Your blog is such a good read.
Wow, That's what I call professional blogging! I mean that is personal/classy/ and funny all in one! Happy SITS day!!!
Congrats on being highlighted today! I think you have a great take on your blog and you are fantastic at getting your 'voice' across.
So funny! Congrats on your day. You totally deserve it. :)
Congrats on your big day! I can't wait to read your stuff. I really enjoyed your 'about me' section and love your attitude/sense of humor.
I'm also looking forward to reading your blog because I've noticed you around the old blogosphere over at Alfred Lives Here. We both seem follow and comment on similar blogs, so it's nice to "meet" you over here at your little corner of the web.
Have a a great day! :-)
LMFAO that was funneh.
And grats on your SITS day :D (cant wait to have mine but that'll prolly never happen). ENJOY YOUR WEEK!!
Well Happy Sits-Day to You! and your alter ego too!
Gotta say -- it's a good thing I stay away from my West Va cousins, or I mighta resembled that joke a little too much! :)
Wit and wisdom all rolled into one... okay more than one blog post... love it!
I'm new to this SITS stuff, but think the joke was hilarious because I know way too many rednecks...not that I am one myself...really. uh-hum..
I'm excited to check out the rest of your posts!
Hi, my name is Kerry and I am also a blog junkie. I just followed you. I can't help myself. You proclaimed your undying love to charles ingalls and scott baio because I'm pretty sure it happened in that order for me too. And let me tell you, I am supposed to be cut off from following new blogs. See, my husband and I write ours together so he knows all my dashboard business. And there is alot of business in there.
congrats on your day! Oh, and I am conveniently Catholic when need be so I get that too.
Happy SITS Day!! Your blog is too cute!!! I am really enjoying it.
Congrats to the finest SITStah evah! You deserve the attention and kudos! Soak it up and lick your fingers clean, girlie!
(And OMG!!! You have the name/url option now! I love you!!!)
Happy SITS day!
Oh, you are a fun one! I must follow you! Can't wait to check more of you out, SITStah!
Stopping in from SITS. Congrats on your day! If this post is any indication of the tone of rest of your blog, I can't wait to read more.
Congrats! Cute blog!
~kathryn
Congrats on your SITS Day ... Love your style. It's all sassy and stuff. Just the way I like it! ;0)
Oh I'm so jealous! I want a SITS day too! But I'm afraid I will be too stupid to know what to do with it if I ever get one.
Happy, Happy, SITS DAY!
Happy SITS day!! I love the office and that 70's show!
Congrats my Friend...well, well deserved...and the joke...well...its Sitsational....!
Great to meet you. What a fantastic blog you funny girl!
Congratulations on your day to shine with SITS.
have you ever thought of doing stand up?? have a great sits day!!
anne
www.anniebakes.net
Thanks for the humor. Love it!
Happy SITS day! Funny joke and I live in the middle of redneck country, lol! Going to read some of your other posts!
http://bernicewood.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/is-your-cup-empty-or-full/
Congrats on your SITS day.
Lisa xx
Wow, don't you just love all the wonderful people who will come and congratulate on your coolest day ever!! I have to say congrats, too, of course, and wish all the best on your blog...I loved reading the ones I've gotten to so far. Too funny!! Happy day and may it last for longer than just a day!!
Enjoy your day!Off to read some more of your blog.
Happy SITS day. Your writing is hilarious.
That might be the best SITS intro ever, and your Mercedes of child birth post. LOVE it!
Happy SITS day, hope it's great!
Such a creative SITS post. Nice to meet ya! Off to check out more of your blog.
p.s. loved the slam on rednecks. not my fave type of person!
Congrats on your SITS day. Your blog is hysterical and I'm about to stalk around! I'm trying to figure out how to follow, but I must be blind or something because I can't figure out where it is. I'll keep trying!
Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS Day! Your blog is awesome!!!
Hmmmmmm.....As a blonde, and for all those too embarrassed to admit it, or maybe as the only fool with redneck roots dumb enough to write a comment, I must say......
I don't get it. In-SITS day? Could you explain to this dim witted blogger? LOL
Either way I'm sure it is clever and witty and hilarious so....HAHAHAHA LOL! and all that and Congrats on your big day!
Since I am from Louisiana I can DEFINITELY relate to your joke! :) Super funny!
Congrats on your SITS day. I'm now following! And I grabbed your cute button for my blog. Can't wait to read some more of your posts!
Bahaha! Congrats on being featured blogger today! I'm now following, and looking forward to hearing more from you!
http://thewhitebluesky.com
Wow, looks like you've had a fabulous turnout for your SITS day so far! Your intro is by-far-and-away the absolute BEST SITS intro EVER! You are absolutely hilarious, and it's easy to see how the SITS Girls in their infinite wisdom chose to shine their light down on you. I'm off to read your posts. I thank you, in advance, for the abdominal workout... Jenn
Happy SITS day!!
Sorry I've been absent latey, it's cuz...well, cuz I suck.
OH MY GOODNESS....That was hilarious! What a great intro!!!! It looks like you're having a great SITS day!
Happy SITS day!!!
You are a clever lady. I enjoyed the joke. Off to check out the other posts.
Clever and Hilarious!! =) Happy Sits-vah day!! did I spell that right? lol!
Happy Sits Day! :)
Happy Sits Day to you. Going to have some fun wandering the site now.
Awesome! Loved the redneck joke!
I'm looking forward to digging deeper into your blog and seeing what hilarity I can find.
Something tells me I won't have to look far!
Congrats on your SITS Day!
Loved the joke...very clever! :o)
God bless and have a marvelous Monday sweetie!!!
You're hysterical. I said you were "funny" in my last comment and I don't want to be repetitive...so "hysterical" it is! I love your way with words.
Happy SITS Day!
Tess♥
Congrats on the feature. I didn't realize it was SITS day. I thought it was ZITS day. I always get the two confused. Loved the Rabbi, Priest, and Redneck Blog funny. Maybe you should try doing stand-up. After sitting down all day, it's a refreshing change.
Congrats!! I love reading you blog and your sense of humor! Nothing better than reading a blog that makes me think and laugh at the same time!!
Congratulations on your SITS day! I can see that it is well deserved. Now if it's alright by you I might just stay while. Thanks for having me!
Congrats! Just took a look around the blog, and can really identify with your posts. I also REALLY appreciate the good laugh :-) Guess I found another blog I have to follow!
Congrats on your special SITS Day!
Love the joke!! and congratulations on your SITS day!! :)
Baha hee hee! Verra verra funny post Lady!
Happy SITS day.
I'm coming with your straight jacket now. Enjoy your seat....er...SITS while you can!
;-)
Your too funny I just spit out my wine! Enjoy your sits day!
I've only just started reading your blog, but I wanted to offer my congrats now! I'll leave comments on the other posts I read!
I hope you're having a wonderful day. I'm looking forward to looking around.
Happy SITS day!
What a fun blog you've got!
Happy SITS Day. I would stay longer but I have to go have a drink now. Because I may actually be Concussa. Or at least her cousin!
Happy SITS Day!!! After cracking up at the opening to this post, I can't wait to read more! I'm sure they picked you in spite of and because of silly jokes like that :-) Congratulations!
Congratulation on your SITS day!! I'd bet you're going to have a ton of new friends, I know I'll be following now! That has got to be the best SITS day welcome post I've ever read!
What a fun blog! Merry SITSmas!!
Too funny! Happy SITS day!
Congratulations on your SITS say! You are an excellent writer and I look forward to checking out all of your posts!
HILARIOUS SITS joke. lol
-CK
Hilarious! I love your writing! It totally made me laugh! Congrats on your SITS day! Looks like you rocked it!
Gonna stalk, I mean follow!
Too funny!
Happy SITS Feature Day, I hope it was a good one!
Congrats on your SITS day! Great joke, BTW!
I love your blog! Hilarious!! I enjoyed each of your "Fun Dust on the Blog Shelf" posts. Thanks for the laughs... I'll be back for more.
you're killin me. SITSvah. HAHAHA!
happy SITS day girl - you deserve it.
Congrats on your SITS day!
Can we invite Yoda along so he can anoint you with his "May the SITS be with you" line? Just kidding! I enjoyed your post a lot, Blogalot. Congrats and happy SITS day!
Yay - will go check them out lady!
ps I have no idea what all those days are - that ting I keep thinking is a cloud and rainbow must be the rock I live under?
Yay! So happy it's your SITs Day. You are awesome and I'm thrilled that new folks will get to see your awesomeness.
that priest and rabbi laughing at my uncle isn't right, i tell ya.
LMAO Love your joke!! Congrats on your SITS day, how awesome!!
oh what a party you had! I'm happy for you!
Still hangover - you got SO many comments!?
Greetings from Casa!
Great one...
and a pretty violent priest, huh? They shouldn't SHOVE.
Linked to you on my blog today - your button is up on www.alfredliveshere.com. Love your blog!
I love your sense of humor. Visiting from over on MBC. Following.
Come visit some time.
Jewel
Happy sits day :-) Love the joke.
happy sits day! hope you're lapping it all up - what fun! xx
You always make me laugh. Congrats on having a SITS day.....
and I don't know how you picked some of your own favorite posts because I would have pick all of them as my favorite posts by you.
SITS day! No dang way! And I was working all day.
Of course, someone I FINALLY know and like REALLY know and this happens.
HOW cool! Happy SITS day to you!
Everyone here will be back b/c your blog is that kind of awesome.
I want to steal all your ideas here.
Those rednecks. Always getting the Bad Rap.
Happy SITS day!
(what's SITS?)
i love you! :)
Congrats! Awesome blog....
Congrats!
Um, I'm not sure I got that joke. I think I did but it's a stretch and not really very funny. What am I doing wrong?
Also, I linked to you in a post I wrote on Tribal Blogs today. Sorry.
Good for you! From your new SITS sister.
keep up the good work
Oops I missed your actual sitsda day(Did I even spell that right?), but I'm so happy that I got to read the welcome post-you made me laugh and now I will go digging through your archives for some sneezes, and some giggles. BTW found you through Think Spin.
My favorite was the opening joke line!
You mean to tell me I've been wrong all these years? Geez... ;)
This is brilliant! I am glad you had fun on YOUR day!!!
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