tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16805942037985893252024-03-13T10:09:26.685-07:00MrsBlogAlot.comMrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comBlogger96125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-17435734990700614412013-12-28T10:07:00.001-08:002013-12-28T10:14:30.106-08:00Message in a Bloggle<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">So…er,
um.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><i>Stop
stammering, and just say hello. It’s not like anyone's here.</i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Uh…uh…<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><i>What’s
wrong with you? I told you there's no such thing as an Annual Blogger. </i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Um…Happy
New Year?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><i>Really?...almost
a year for </i>that<i>? Blogger should kick your auto-renew’s ass.</i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Merry
Christmas?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><i>You
make me sick. Move over.</i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><u style="text-underline: #370E3D;">Reasons for not blogging:</u><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><u style="text-underline: #370E3D;">Excuse #1</u>: </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Like they let the insane have
lists. Sillies! <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt;">So other
than the crazy, hectic life-stuff, where have I been and what have I been doing?</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt;">Writing. </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Yes, like in using real commas and everything (#hatecommas). Like in actually trying to get published. <i>Dreamer. </i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">Something I’ve always, always wanted to do. </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt;">So far, I've written three Middle Grade books (but pretty sure the first two don't count, as they were too busy sucking the big learning-curve lollipop). I'm holding on to the whole third, fourth, fifth time's a charm thing.</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt;">...I know, poor kids! (-:</span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><i>Now go</i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> <i>on, explain about the blog...</i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> And sooo I had to step away
because this blog was (and will always be) like my beautiful, shiny object that I couldn’t
stop starring at long enough to get myself in gear. And you know what they say:
No Gear, No Dream. <i>Yeah, nobody says that.</i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;"> Anyway, as I might have mentioned,
me and Two-Things-at-a-Time never did get along very well, but I think we are
becoming friends or at best, comfortable enemies (still not sure which). We
shall see.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">But I
can pretend almost a whole year didn’t go by without me blogging about a damn
thing if you can. I'm an excellent denyer. And I know you guys have some mad,
look-the-other-way skillz. I’ve seen ‘em.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">If
nothing else, I can always make this my annual nervous-breakdown event. <i>If
it posts like a duck</i></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">... </span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 14pt;">Any excuse for a cocktail! (-:</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><i>There,
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Yes.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">But no gear, no
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">xoxoxo!</span><span style="font-size: 14.0pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">I have no idea what that title means other than I spelled donut wrong and if, in fact, there were a real blog donut hole I would surely be accused of falling into it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">That and I’m in the mood for a vanilla frosted with sprinkles.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">But when isn’t one?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">So as I type my fingers back up and over the rim of the slippery albeit non-frosted blog edge, I am amazed at all of the time that has passed since my last post.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"></span>Each day I say, today is the day I will post and the next day and the next day…. and well here I am.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">Not exactly Rip Van Winkle but close.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">If I were a man.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">And if it's been 20 years.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">Stupid details.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">I knew it would be just a matter of time before I hit the keys again.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>I love it too much to stay away. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">Similar to how men must stop whatever they are doing in order to direct a backing up car or truck.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">It’s their Spielberg moment.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">We direct them-they direct cars.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>It’s the natural order of things.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">I still want that donut.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">And more time to blog out with you guys.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">But I had to come and post before another day went by!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span>And I <i>know</i> that whether or not I’m trying not to kill someone on my daily commute or listening to the clothes talk in my closet ...you guys know that I am always thinking of you!<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">…There’s that and I didn’t want you to think I was dead or anything.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">That would suck.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">Being dead. Not you thinki…<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;">Going now.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#993399;"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--> <!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;">Xoxoxo!! (-:</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"> </span><!--[endif]--><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:22pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-85162147600225822022011-09-18T23:00:00.000-07:002011-10-16T10:12:00.838-07:00A Blogger Gets the Led Out<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ODVlvonxbvI/TnYCmFbYw3I/AAAAAAAAAog/B85_Ecb_84I/s1600/thumbnail-1.aspx.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 243px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5653709235525567346" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ODVlvonxbvI/TnYCmFbYw3I/AAAAAAAAAog/B85_Ecb_84I/s320/thumbnail-1.aspx.jpeg" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p style="mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none" class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:ArialMT;color:#353535;"><br /></span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p style="mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;color:#353535;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><br /><p style="mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none" class="MsoNormal"><br /><br /></p><p style="mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none" class="MsoNormal"></p><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Hey, remember when I had a blog?</span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">I’ve missed you guys…don't make me call the Obvious Police on my first day back K?</span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">...Anyone still out there?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:ArialMT;color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></span></i></span></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Out there<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Out there<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Out there<o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:ArialMT;font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Wow I look skinny<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i>Skinny<o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i></i></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i>Skinny<o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i><br /></i></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i>Skinny<o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i><o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i><o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><i>Echoes can be fun yo.</i><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Don’t worry about me; talking to myself has become a self-healing art form.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">So with the exception of the madness that is my daily commuter bus ...aka, Mobile Prison, I love my new gig.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">And really how wrong could it possibly be to want to take a number 2 pencil and stab the living hell out of a few inconsiderate bus riding commuters.... you know, just the </span></span><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,51,153);font-family:ArialMT;" class="Apple-style-span">ones holding the un-muted hand held devices?</span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Those that continue to breathe.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Only make them bleed long enough to hemorrhage and burst one of their most necessary arteries.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">...To have the pleasure of watching them explode right before my very eyes...<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">….</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">Ecstasy</span></i></span><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Just sayin'<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">But the good news is that my new insurance covers <i>all </i>the new Bus Rage I can muster.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">And I’m an excellent musterer btw.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">I figured out that if I tell the doctors that the Bus o' Rage is a side effect of my yeast infection they <i>have</i> to treat me.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">It could happen.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:ArialMT;color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;color:#000000;"><br /></span></span></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">I know how to work a system people.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Ok back to the pencil killing. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Like I ever left it.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">So here’s the plan-I figure if just one if us takes the hit and makes the news for vigilante Led Homicide everywhere those inconsiderate whore stains will think twice before taking out their phones to have a conversation about NOTHING thus </span></span><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,51,153);font-family:ArialMT;" class="Apple-style-span">disturbing 49 other potential Led Pencil Killing commuters at 5:30 in the morning...</span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,51,153);font-family:ArialMT;font-size:130%;" class="Apple-style-span"></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,51,153);font-family:ArialMT;font-size:130%;" class="Apple-style-span"></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="COLOR: rgb(153,51,153);font-family:ArialMT;font-size:130%;" class="Apple-style-span">come on, just one tiny stab...</span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Stab</span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Stab</span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Stab</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:ArialMT;color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:130%;color:#000000;"></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:ArialMT;color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;color:#000000;"></span></span><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">I'm going to get the sharpener. Nobody try to stop me.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:ArialMT;color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; "><br /></span></span></i></span><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;">VIBRATE BUTTON Whore Bag!!!!! It's not just for masturbating anymore!!!!</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">Ahem, <o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">sorry…<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;">So I'm well. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#993399;"></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">How goes it by all of you?</span><o:p></o:p></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><p style="mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:ArialMT;font-size:130%;color:#353535;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p></div></div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-69143611784014353982011-05-09T12:01:00.000-07:002011-05-10T09:46:44.877-07:00Where Comments Go to Die<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UsemZQKe1Uk/TcljNY8HuGI/AAAAAAAAAoM/_rtDLteA3CE/s1600/images.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 205px; height: 246px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UsemZQKe1Uk/TcljNY8HuGI/AAAAAAAAAoM/_rtDLteA3CE/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5605120292923357282" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’ve been thinking a lot about this lately.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Mainly because I am a SUCKER for a Psychic.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Let me explain.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">There is this one radio Psychic that goes on air every week to “filter” long-lost dead relative </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">messages of encouragement and warning out to the listener.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m not sure if an actual possession takes place in the studio but in my head there are many Linda Blair antics going on behind the scenes.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(And, if you can believe it, I am even a worse driver during these radio broadcasts)<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Like you could concentrate while listening to dead people.</span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So the Psychic begins by baiting the “311-Dead Hotline” hook with:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“I’m feeling a strong “M” coming through…</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Mary, Martha..Mother</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…do you understand?”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">First caller up, and you can practically taste the willingness to believe in the listener’s voice.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Well…. my husband’s half sister on her father’s side was Muslim”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And….</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m hooked.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">MORE! MORE!!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“I’m feeling like there has been an illness lately. I feel it in the lungs and chest area. Do you understand?”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Wow! I’ve been having the worst allergies lately!”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Close enough. I won’t nitpick.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“There is a strong maternal figure coming through she’s sa….”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“OMG! IT’S MY GRANDMOTHER!!! I LOVED MY GRANDMOTHER! WHAT’S SHE SAY?”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Jeeze lady, ever even </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">say </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">the word coy?</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“She’s making me feel that you had to make a big decision recently. Do you understand”?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Pause.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Now the caller is crying.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">OMG! WHAT DECISION? WHAT DECISION?!!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Sniff…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Well, I recently had to go on Weight Watchers because I’ve gained few pounds”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">ARE YOU KIDDING ME?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Is <i>this</i> what we are wasting dead people’s time with these days?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">On a side sniff, I think when Chuck Woolery dies he’ll make an excellent Dead Connection host don’t you?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So after hearing this, I realized that I owed technology an apology. I’ve been cursing them quite colorfully for every comment that has disappeared after pressing the Publish Comment key when </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">obviously</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">… The dead people have been doing it all along.</span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Placing blame correctly is important to me.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I knew the answer was right in front of me the whole time.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And for the dead record, I also blame them for accidentally deleting this post when I was trying to edit it and having to write it all over again. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...Happy Days! A whole new source of blame for me to play with!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Am I the only Psychic sucker? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Anyone else dying to talk to dead people?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-22224967452451503562011-04-18T00:21:00.000-07:002011-04-18T17:33:24.542-07:00Mad Blog Scientist<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UUxOn_X-8tg/TauSNWXa27I/AAAAAAAAAns/cMNMqv_zgdE/s1600/images-1.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 252px; height: 185px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UUxOn_X-8tg/TauSNWXa27I/AAAAAAAAAns/cMNMqv_zgdE/s320/images-1.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5596727719977737138" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I think I want to start a series of articles entitled </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“I’m Just Sayin'’”</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I'm pretty sure I could get a lot of miles out of this one.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The thought arrived at my blog front door when I heard my Mother-in-Law telling my son that </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">not </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">saying "God Bless You" when someone sneezes is bad manners.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Bad manners?</span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Yeah, I’ve heard the ancient sneeze tale also but still never considered saying or </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">not</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> saying “Bless You” part of my manner repertoire. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Who cares if you sneeze?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m just sayin’</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I don’t even care if you cough really-unless you were choking</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And only then because I could finally practice that Heimlich </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’ve seen so much about on posters. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So what would happen if the world stopped saying “Bless You” after a sneeze?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">cue lightening</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">flash of scary clowns optional</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">)</span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Well you </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">know </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I had to try it. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And so for one whole week whenever someone sneezed I said NOTHING.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">That’s right. </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">NOTHING!</span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Well you’d think I’d committed rabbit rape the way they all stared at me in my non-reflective silence.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">While I waited for lightening to strike, and they waited for me to say “Bless You” I decided to burp without saying excuse me.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I figured I was on a roll.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(insert next mental check up date here)</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">WHAT?...</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">NOTHING</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> after a sneeze...</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Oh my OdGay!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And did the world come to an end?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Did those little people under the stairs in </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Let's Scare Jessica To Death</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> finally come and get me (because I always knew they would)</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">NO.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Nothing happened.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...So nobody sits with me at lunch anymore. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Screw them.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Assholes can't take a little experiment.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And don't think they'll be getting a </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">gesundheit</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> out of me either!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Bad manners or bad habbit?…you be the judge</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Just sayin’</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I feel a second series coming on very soon... (-:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment--> </div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-89337507667207569452011-04-10T06:00:00.000-07:002011-04-11T03:24:14.950-07:00Blog Roll<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WaOYfDqEPyU/TaJPzj70XVI/AAAAAAAAAnk/_YMV0MVp_zY/s1600/images.jpeg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 187px; height: 270px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WaOYfDqEPyU/TaJPzj70XVI/AAAAAAAAAnk/_YMV0MVp_zY/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5594121434385636690" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I thank my lucky, second-generation </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Darren</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> stars every night that no matter what happens in my life...</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">There will always be reality TV!!</span></i></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Nothing makes me feel more normal than a good reality show.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And Reality TV can make me forget just about anything...</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...well except for that time when I forgot that I had one tampon in and put another one in by mistake.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...Aaaaand since this information may or may not be relevant in a future sanity hearing we'll not speak of it again. K?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Now back to reality! </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m writing a thank you letter as we speak to whoever put "</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Mobbed"</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> on Fox.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I'm telling you my fantasy show has come to life!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Although in my fantasy, I’d be on roller skates.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ahhhh....roller skating...</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Disco lights.....</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Couples only.....</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Sorry, slipped into a memory coma for a moment.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Not even a mobb of giant, bug-eyed, green Sleestak could get this Eighties girl to jump her ass over the pillon into this era.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">My memories are happy and in tact just where they are thank you very much.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">These days, I'm a little less hair spray and my eyebrows have thankfully carved a nice intersection for themselves but I can still roll with the best of 'em! </span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">In my mind..</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Scary to think that uni-brows and big hair never really die in spirit.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">HA! And that Magic Eraser thought it could kill anything!</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So, in my dreams, I want to do Mobbed...on skates!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’ve been trying to talk my husband into it since last week...</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Honey let’s go on that new show Mobbed!”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Why the hell for?”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“So we can do a surprise dance number to one unsuspecting person and…well... </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">surprise them</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">!”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Surprise </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">them</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> and </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">who</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> about </span></span><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">what</span></span></b></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">?”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Um, I didn’t think that far ahead... I’m not sure but wouldn’t it be fun?!”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“...I’m stained with excitement.”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I swear, it's like he's begging me to be the center of my dartboard.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...like he needs to beg</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Got a dream reality show? </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(-:</span></span></p> <!--EndFragment--> </div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-75215477353237083702011-03-09T11:25:00.001-08:002011-03-09T12:29:04.143-08:00Blogging 102<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1uJQystGcuk/TXfZZmkXAeI/AAAAAAAAAnM/0aJ7u_X8WC4/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 193px; height: 261px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1uJQystGcuk/TXfZZmkXAeI/AAAAAAAAAnM/0aJ7u_X8WC4/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5582169297022026210" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I can't believe that this is my 102</span></span><sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">nd</span></span></sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> post.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">What I’ve blogged on and on about for </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">102</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> posts I have no idea.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Really, I don’t.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It’s a topsy turvey world out there.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Just ask my phone bill that comes upside down every month.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">See what I mean?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But I wanted to do something grand…something BIG to mark my 102</span></span><sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">nd</span></span></sup><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> post. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Hey, even the Dalmatians never made it to 102! </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Lazy leg humpers!</span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But alas, I couldn’t think of anything.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Except for one little piece of artwork.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Created just for all of you!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Kind of like a goody bag for you to take home.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">…Without the candy.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">...And, um, and without the good stuff.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Anyway, with any luck it’ll be worth something when I’m dead.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Don’t knock it, I almost wrote a poem.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "></span></span></p><center><p></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><p class="MsoNormal"><a href="http://www.MrsBlogAlot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><img border="0" alt="MrsBlogAlot.com" src="http://i972.photobucket.com/albums/ae206/mrsblogalot/images-5-3.gif" /></span></a></p></span></center></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">That’s right I said it!</span></span></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I promise real goody bags next time!!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Now let's all drink to the G-Spot!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Who's got the shaker?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You guys are the best!!!!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">xoxoxo!!!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span><!--StartFragment--></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><br /><!--EndFragment--> </span><p></p></div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-43064274093173730582011-02-28T10:02:00.000-08:002011-02-28T07:06:49.908-08:00Blog Take-Out<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TQpmVDrUaKI/AAAAAAAAAmM/qW4OMtzoVKA/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 189px; height: 266px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TQpmVDrUaKI/AAAAAAAAAmM/qW4OMtzoVKA/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5551362002637842594" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TQplxJnWoMI/AAAAAAAAAmE/PJIed1fgmW4/s1600/images-1.jpeg"><br /></a><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So there is an unwritten rule in a small, six-person office:<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">You can </span></b></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">NOT</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> order lunch without asking anyone else if they would like something.<o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I hate this rule.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Somebody ALWAYS takes me up on it.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And then, </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">part b</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> to that rule is that </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">whoever orders the food </span></b></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">has</span></b></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> to be the one to collect all the money </span></b></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">and</span></b></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> pay the delivery guy when he comes.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Again, me.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Now where I come from, the </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Number 5 </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">on a Chinese menu is around $4.85. Comes with soda or eggroll give or take a typo.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Can someone take a stab in someone’s eye on how much the guy who orders the Number 5 gives me to pay each time?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Go 'head, poke another eye out</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">That’s right,<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...5 dollars.</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">No excuses.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">No apologies.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">No lame pretend show like he's looking for some extra change but really just scratching his balls...<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Just five dollars.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What about tax?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What about tip?</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What about the punch in the face I want to give you for taking me up on the offer every time in the first place?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Does .15 cents cover </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">that</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Ducksauce Douche face?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Huh? Well? Does it??!!!</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So do I scream out what I think of him?... Set him on fire?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> and risk …and risk….</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">sounding cheap</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">?</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hmmm…Six person office…have to live with him for more hours than my husband at this point…the words I curse can’t be made up with a blow job….<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ok, at least I can do the math.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But don’t </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">for one second</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> think I haven’t mother f*#!ked</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> him in my head to death by now.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i>That’s how I get away with not giving my husband blow job.<o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i> <o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i> <o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I know. I know, I’m supposed to be concentrating at work here.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But all I can think about is how much this guy will be into me by the year 2020.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It will pay for my mortgage one day I’m sure of it!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...or at least one Gyno visit.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Now I have to bring in my own lunch everyday dammit.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.15 cents adds up people!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">No Jew or Catholic bones about it.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">That’s right, I put Jew first.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hey, I'm ordering lunch.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Anyone want anything?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#663366;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment--> </div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-36502839694461805762011-02-14T14:30:00.000-08:002011-02-14T11:42:44.085-08:00Blog In A Box<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ROMAOiIenuc/TVSeYnljFTI/AAAAAAAAAm0/9kDTCBllz5U/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 183px; height: 276px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ROMAOiIenuc/TVSeYnljFTI/AAAAAAAAAm0/9kDTCBllz5U/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572252784744666418" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I believe in instinct.</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I believe in being blunt.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I do NOT believe I can fly. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I believe someone should be working on a Time Machine that has the ability to retract all of life's "unfortunate" little moments at the touch of a button.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i>But until they get cracking on that sucker....</i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Perhaps I </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">should</span></b></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> have pressed that "Mute" button when stating comically to a coworker that I'd rather be hit with a double inverted yeast infection and a side of congo rash rather than go to a meeting with my manager while on a conference call....</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...whilst said manager was listening in on the other end of that conference call</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Perhaps.</span></span></i></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...Why can't we fly again?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I've since changed my name and identity to protect the innocent but I can't hide in this office forever.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">They just don't make holes big enough these days.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Making a coworker snort has it's price.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And yes, I know, we all must follow our own instincts and respective moral compasses. But man, I would really like to have that machine right about now.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Surely a contraption such as this could finally save me from myself!!!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What is the delay?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">We make bombs right?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I don't understand the problem.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Btw, anyone have a good cure for congo rash?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">... I have to go to a meeting now.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com38tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-38155079994104419062011-01-10T10:23:00.000-08:002011-01-31T02:27:02.055-08:00Blogish<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TULPsstvE5I/AAAAAAAAAmo/w6MnLY-pf_w/s1600/images-1.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 281px; height: 179px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TULPsstvE5I/AAAAAAAAAmo/w6MnLY-pf_w/s320/images-1.jpeg" border="0" alt="" 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style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><br /></b></i></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Blogish</span></b></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...My new religion.</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Like it?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">I found it on a lunch trip at Subway.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">"What would you like on that turkey sandwich?" the poor unsuspecting Subway Sandwich Artist asks the lady in front of me. </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">"Just lettish"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">"Excuse me?" she asks</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">"Just </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">lettish</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">"let-</span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">T</span></i></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">UCE</span></i></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">?" she confirms and spits a little, insulted on behalf of words everywhere.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">"Yeah, that's what I said. Sorry about my southern accent"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">?</span></span></b></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Insert insult to injury redneck face here.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Oh stop it, just pick one.</span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">It wasn't until she asked for a side of chomato that I started looking around for the cameras.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Now I can't tell you what part of the outraged South she was from, nor can I tell you the last time I tucked in a shirt but I would bet my last shacon, lettish and chomato sandwich that there is no picture plaque of her hanging on any Town Hall wall.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">And you </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">know</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> I'm going back tomorrow and every day- same time exactly- to see if she comes in again.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">I'm dying of churiosity about my new religion! </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">A'comon! wouldn't you be? (-:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><br /></div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-85297439031605468132010-12-29T13:58:00.000-08:002011-01-03T04:54:36.795-08:00No Post Radio!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TRuyCuwDn4I/AAAAAAAAAmY/UuE4bcHAkZQ/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 229px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TRuyCuwDn4I/AAAAAAAAAmY/UuE4bcHAkZQ/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5556230325270716290" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I feel a severe bout of strange coming on.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Something unthinkable happened this holiday season.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I might even be talking to you from another dimension right now…I’m still not sure.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Not sure because if there is </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">one thing</span></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> I can depend on every holiday season, year in and year out…come hell or ...OK, just hell... it’s </span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b>Family Drama at Christmas.</b></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Scream filled hallways splattered with insults and slights.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Legendary rifts dividing loved ones to separate corners forever....</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So imagine my surprise when, with 2005 and 2008 grudge notes firmly in hand,</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b>…it never came.</b></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Maybe they were waiting until after dinner this time to begin the fallout festivities. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But even after the appropriate compliments on the food and dibs on leftovers were all said and done….</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i>Still nothing.</i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Perhaps after suffering through each person’s sorry-ass, eight count piano rendition of Heart and Soul…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Nope.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Were they waiting for me to start? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i>‘cause I can do this.</i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i> <o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i> <o:p></o:p></i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ooooh wait…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Soooo how’s work going?” my sister in law asks as she slides herself onto the seat across from me.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Finally, here it comes.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I see my husband throw me a conspiring go-get-‘em wink.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I shoot him back my best Lock and Load heads up.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ready.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Not bad, putting in a lot of hours, you know, trying to make it work”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“That’s great. I envy you trying something different at this stage of your life. I wish I had the guts to try something else”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">…OH YEAH? WELL WHAT ABOUT THE TIME WHEN </span></b></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">YOU</span></b></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"> SAID</span></b></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">….</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">huh?....wha?... </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">um...thanks”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">?</span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">OK, hold on here comes my other sister in law…a.k.a. </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Thing Two</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…. Now </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b>this</b></span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b> </b>is gonna be good.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Hey I </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">loved</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> that cake you brought. It was delicious and wow your hair grew back so fast. It looks great!”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What the…..?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">ALRIGHT, WHO’S DYING?</span><o:p></o:p></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“er...thanks ….”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Could you tell me who cuts your hair? I really need a new stylist”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><br /></b></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“…<i>GRRRRRRR</i>.....I’ll email you the number…”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Am </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> dying?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What the HELL is happening here???!!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And it went on like this ALL night!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Everyone playing………. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">NICE!<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">No bloodbath over Monopoly, no bruised feelings over past brawls that were securely embedded last time I checked.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What’s this world coming to when you can’t even depend on the annual Christmas fight that fuels us with the anger in which we’ve become accustomed to the entire year long?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Respective in-laws retreating into their cars to discuss the “can you believe’s” and “how could theys”.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The annual added layer of bitterness that helps build and sustain the completely, unhealthy drama that is so distinctively our family?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Don’t tell me I’ll have to find something else to talk to my husband about now.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">All's I know is that 2010 ended with confusion and a well-prepared list of unspoken insults burning a hole in my stomach.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But, as the New Year rolled in..... it all became perfectly clear.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">They're plotting to kill me.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Finally some action!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">How was your family drama? (-:</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment--> </div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com38tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-53744471270565686552010-12-09T21:39:00.000-08:002010-12-11T16:31:35.833-08:00I See Blog People<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TO0-7ltKiaI/AAAAAAAAAl8/LlZhxbF9xm4/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 195px; height: 259px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TO0-7ltKiaI/AAAAAAAAAl8/LlZhxbF9xm4/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543155909817698722" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:7;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:27px;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Hello!!!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I wanted to thank you guys for your kind and encouraging emails and comments. This blogworld has proven, yet again, to be over-the-top amazing. And I appreciate it more than you know.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">If feels like a million years since I've been here! ...But betcha it feels longer to my husband who has been the unsuspecting, stand-in host to my incessant ramblings.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I don't think he quite knew what him 'em.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Surprise verbal attacks...it's what's for dinner.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Most of you know why I haven't been able to blog around as much as I'd like to these days.... and contrary to popular belief, I did </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">not</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> join the Witness Protection Program.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Their medical plan sucks just as much as my job's.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">er...</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">so I've heard</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">...</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">No, it started with a stupid little perfume commercial…you know ....</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">the one ‘bout</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Bringing home the bacon, frying it up in a pan…</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Uh. Yeah. That one.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Well, apparently all I can do with bacon is take it out of the refrigerator and stare at it with indecent and un-kosher like longing.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">And my husband "</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">cannot forget he’s a man"</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> on his own damned time thank you very much.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Isn't that why God created airports?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But I </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">was </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">hoping, after a while-I know not to expect any miracles- to have my son be able to pick me out of a police line up without having to turn all the suspects around to face a computer before making a positive ID.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It’s the little things.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">And my job....well,</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> listen to this....</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I actually have to pay attention in order to get paid</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I know! When exactly I allowed </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">that</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> to happen I have no idea. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But let's just say that whoever started the whole idea of </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">commission-only</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> crap should be shot.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Or blogged.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">....Shafty, mind-twisting system that.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But since I've gotten all used to that electricity, eating and staying in my house thing...I thought it might be a good idea to give it my best shot.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">And the truth is, I hate to feel like I'm doing half-ass at anything…</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Obviously, I need to be a whole ass or nothing at all.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">...My mother being proud wouldn't even begin to cover that last one.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">All things life are hard to juggle at times I guess. And I really miss</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> this blog that has been like a second home to me.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I </span><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">knew</span></b></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> I should have gone to Whole Ass Juggling College dammit!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">OK, anyone </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">not</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> know what the hell I'm talking about, raise your hand.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I know, me too.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Didn't know you had front row seats to Erratic and Unstable Mind Theatre did ya?</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Clearly holding in your blogs is bad for the system.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Bacon...Police Line ups... The Mortgage Mofia...</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It’s rough up here IRL yo.</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">…and the diseases and germs!....OMG you would not believe the diseases and germs!…..Man, good thing I don’t talk or touch people!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But it really feels good to visit and be back here. I've missed you guys!<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">And honestly, I think of you all more often then my short attention span should technically allow and hope you guys are doing well and are still as awesome as ever!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">So I guess this all begs the question….<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> What do you all think of bacon?<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">(-:</span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com35tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-88528051392550373902010-10-14T13:02:00.000-07:002010-10-15T11:43:20.769-07:00Blog Break<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TLMnStaPQMI/AAAAAAAAAl0/6503PShJVLk/s1600/images-1.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 158px; height: 204px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TLMnStaPQMI/AAAAAAAAAl0/6503PShJVLk/s320/images-1.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5526804370094506178" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TLMnKO-QR0I/AAAAAAAAAls/2vAYrfCjphU/s1600/images.jpeg"><br /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">You guys know I love you right?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Well you better!</span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Just taking a little time off from the blog.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m going to go out and start </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">talking to people</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> or anything.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Talk about crazy.</span></b></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And no, I don’t have any great plans to work on a book, climb a mountain, commit the perfect crime…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But maybe I will see if TLC wants to start a new reality series called Why Bloggers Leave. But </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">letmetellyousomething</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">....if its air date competes with that guy with the four wives, you can count me out...</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">You can bet I'll be too busy watching </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">that</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> bad boy to care about anything </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> might have to say.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But anyway, what I'm trying to say is that this whole blogging experience has been awesome.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">BECAUSE OF</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">ALL OF YOU</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(sometimes they just don't make fonts big enough)</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Individually and collectively.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...YOU GUYS ARE <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">THE BEST</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">!!!!</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i>Again, I demand a new font.</i></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">You all have been spectacular blog friends and I wanted to thank you for that. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><b>THANK YOU!</b></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I feel kind of bad not emailing all of you individually but that would seem way too permanent for me and permanent stains clothes so...</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It's nice to know that you guys know what I mean even when I don't.</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So as long as Blogger's not charging me rent or anything, I'll be around.... </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I hope you don’t mind that I still hang out over at your blogs from time to time ….</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’ve already paid off Blog Security so don't even try it. And I don't want to clean up too much dust around here when I come back so who's going to volunteer to help me clean while I'm away?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Did I mention that I love you guys?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(-:</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">See you soon!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">XOXOXOXO!!!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-5510884560119520412010-09-27T16:31:00.000-07:002010-09-28T13:54:38.086-07:00Blog Draft<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TJeq6RZFV6I/AAAAAAAAAlU/eyn9WgoKXPM/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 160px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TJeq6RZFV6I/AAAAAAAAAlU/eyn9WgoKXPM/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519067786443577250" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:24px;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:18.0pt;"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hmmmm…..<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Let’s see….</span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-Blog about my co-workers continuing and unfortunate bathroom issues….<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Naw...not enough blog spray on earth.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-Blog about the nosy work apes hanging all over me all the time so I can’t get any blog peace and quiet…<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Naw....if there’s no bloodshed what’s the point?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-Blog about how I wish there were big comic-comment bubbles over peoples heads instead of having to wince away from their bad breath…<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">TAKE A MINT ARCHIE!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Naw, bad idea...then they’d know I was lying half the time.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ok seventy-five percent.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-Write about something meaningful.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Create a Blog national anthem. …Buy a poultry dress with matching purse …continue to wonder if you pronounce Illinois like Ill-a-noise or Ill-an-oy…Blog about how one can say the word persnickety so many times over and over that they lose all feeling in the face…why thinking vagina when someone says angina… then, naturally… Aunt Jemima…is wrong...</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "></span></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Is my life the blog or is the blog my life?!!!</span></i></span></p><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div></span></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">BREATHE!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">OK.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Much better.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Not really.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Now what?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Talk?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Naw...gave it up for blogging (-:</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Do you guys still...you know...um, <i>talk?</i></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-46717258409528783372010-09-19T23:28:00.000-07:002010-09-20T12:07:22.045-07:00Internal Blog<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/S6x1ztYE9CI/AAAAAAAAAek/rznDC-zXFEA/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 90px; height: 130px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/S6x1ztYE9CI/AAAAAAAAAek/rznDC-zXFEA/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5452862780053189666" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <!--StartFragment--> </span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">When I was ten years old, I used to think that I had a crazy uncle.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">He would pretend to wrestle snapping turtles out of the lake, he’d shoot bats at night in the backyard and he would sell cotton balls on paper plates during the day in Central Park claiming that they had the ability to tune you into this one of a kind, amazing station…. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">W.Y.O.U.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I know now why my mother would never let me stay at my cousin’s house for any extended period of time. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But on one rare visit, with prison-like supervision, I happened to catch a glimpse of his </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">wares </span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">that were laid out and all ready to go. I watched with an open mouth as he cotton stuffed both of his ears, closed his eyes and proceeded to tap one foot gently up and down.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Could there be any truth to the cotton balls? Was </span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">my mother</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> the one who was crazy?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Not being able to contain myself, I asked “What </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">are</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> you listening to?” and picked up some fallen cotton balls for closer inspection.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“W.Y.O.U.” he replied not even opening an eye at my half curious half incredulous ten year old tone. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">W.Y.O.U.?</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">” </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I wondered if my Aunt was aware of his severe sanity limitations. </span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"What are you talking about? There is </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">no</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> such station.” Glad to be the one to finally state the obvious.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Maybe it just took a kid to set him straight</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">. </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Wouldn’t my family be proud?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“But </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">of course </span><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">there is” he replied </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">calm as you please</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> and reached out to hand me two fresh cotton balls “Go on. Try them”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Darting a sneaky glance left and right to ensure that my mother wasn’t watching, I shoved a fat white cushy ball in each ear and waited for….</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">well</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">….</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">something.</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“I don’t hear anything” my own disappointed voice echoed in my head</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Oh yes you do” My </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">crazuncle</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> insisted. “</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Shhh</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…Just</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> listen</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I knew he was nuts. How could I have even questioned my poor sweet mother? </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Fifty-five seconds later. “Nope still nothing” I declared victoriously. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“</span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">EXACTLY!</span></b></i><span style="font-weight:normal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">”</span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> He announced sharply. </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Should I run?</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“When you tune out the world, you listen to the best station around </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">W.</span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Y</span></u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.</span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">O</span></u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.</span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">U</span></u></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">. It is the only way to hear yourself clearly without any interruption. </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Isn’t it amazing</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">?”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Oh yes, how do you keep ample stock of such a precious commodity? </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">More so, how do you answer a crazy yet beloved uncle without offending his </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">non</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-sensibilities? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hmmmm????……. Oh!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I know!!! I know!!! How about by growing up to be just like him?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">No, I don’t sell cotton balls on paper plates in the park but I </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">do</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> listen to the sounds of </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">W.Y.O.U.</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> quite often. And truthfully, I prefer it to any rap station that’s out there these days.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">My only variation is that I prefer W.Y.O.U. </span><b><i><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">AM</span></u></i></b><span style="font-weight:normal;font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> (</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">After Margaritas</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">) and we’ve all seen how that can turn out…. </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">but that won’t stop me!</span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Still the listening pleasure is free and blares for a solid eight to twelve hours a day.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Go ahead. Try it. You know you want to.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i><br /></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">W.Y.O.U</span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">….do you hear it??</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment--> </span><p></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left:.25in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com38tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-1359790761738395222010-09-12T07:35:00.000-07:002010-09-13T02:32:02.234-07:00Jew Hoo<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TIjzF44soxI/AAAAAAAAAlM/41Ec2N9bZGU/s1600/images-1.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TIjzF44soxI/AAAAAAAAAlM/41Ec2N9bZGU/s320/images-1.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514925026210259730" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TIjy_HYtcvI/AAAAAAAAAlE/_hmAUEtCS7g/s1600/images-1.jpeg"><br /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So last week I was conveniently Jewish for the holiday.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I figured, new job, new bosses...need to get ‘em trained right off the bat right?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Yessiree… </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">If there is an optional, religious holiday day off in question, sticker me Jewish please.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Nobody has ever questioned my Jewishness before.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Before last week that is….</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Obviously Not Jewish Boss</span></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">: “So what holiday is this anyway? I can never keep all of them </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">straight.”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Who made you the Holiday Jew Police? </span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">....and plus....er... I don't know.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Starting to Sweat Convenient Jew</span></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">: “It’s a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very religious holiday. We don’t like to talk about it”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Obviously Not Jewish Boss</span></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">: “So what will you do on your day off? Go to temple?”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">What’s with the inquisition Helen Hitler?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Now Schvitzing Profusely Convenient Jew</span></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">: “Err, um..” searching </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Jewish…. Memory….Banks….</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Grandmother's</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">...</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">words</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">...</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">fading</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">....</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">fast</span></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">“cough, cough” - </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">oh this is good</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> - “cough, cough…something… caught…. In…throat, cough” </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">grabs neck for effect</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">MIGHT<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">DIE<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">RIGHT<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">ON<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">SPOT<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Peeks one eye open.......</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> Obviously Not Jewish Boss still staring.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">So much for water for the choking Jewish girl.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Maybe she wants me dead.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Remind me to check her office for ovens.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Recovering Convenient Jew</span></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">: “</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Cough, cough</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">....Whew, that was a close one! …Sooooo…errr…what about those </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">Irish</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> laughing it up at funerals huh?...”<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#990000;">*Jew cricket?* </span><o:p></o:p></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">This Jewish thing is getting tough.</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">I might have to change jobs if this keeps up. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Is it too early to put in for Chanukah? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Nobody ever questions that one…thank God!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-17752584614791407902010-09-02T06:00:00.000-07:002010-09-03T03:24:21.749-07:00The Name Shaft<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TCdJ4NFWiuI/AAAAAAAAAkE/PtMYT1B9R3U/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 81px; height: 119px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TCdJ4NFWiuI/AAAAAAAAAkE/PtMYT1B9R3U/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5487435900907850466" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;color:#4A14C3;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#4A14C3;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#4A14C3;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I want to bring back the name Maxine.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What do you guys think? </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I think somehow it lost its luster in the whole Maxi-pad business.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">If my baby making days weren’t three rhythm methods to the wind, I’d definitely throw that name into the hat for a girl.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Maybe I’ll even petition the new mothers-to-be to get their heads out of their </span></span><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Bella</span></span></b></i></span><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> asses long enough to give good ‘ole </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m-not-just-your-mama’s-maxi-pad</span></span></i></span><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Maxine another chance.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Think about the alternative, seven years from now, teachers across America will stand up and say ‘Ok Bella, go sit next to Edward’ and ten million Bellas and twelve villion Edwards will all look around from their seats, scramble around frantically in circles, break out into a cold sweat and then eventually faint dead away in confusion. </span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The earth might actually shift in that one moment of supreme chaos.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Edward is still cool for a boy though. It is </span></span><i><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2009/11/obsession-thy-name-is-edward.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Edward</span></span></a></b></i></span><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> after all….</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Evelyn, Myra, Lydia, Iris, Clare … Vivianne</span></span></i></span><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.... I love that name…give another name a chance will ya? Even an old one damn it.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I think some name recycling is due. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Arial Narrow', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-margin-top-alt:auto;margin-bottom:15.0pt;line-height:19.0pt"><span style="font-family:";"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">How about you?</span></span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com63tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-34789669770801363462010-08-23T09:00:00.000-07:002010-08-23T06:03:46.443-07:00Blog Pizz-i-ole<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/THEG73UALCI/AAAAAAAAAk0/swX9t49KIQU/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 217px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/THEG73UALCI/AAAAAAAAAk0/swX9t49KIQU/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5508191444780723234" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TG6NEWGDS_I/AAAAAAAAAks/vxZ_UxJnfgo/s1600/Unknown.jpeg"><br /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">This is probably one of those times when I should exercise good judgment and think before I post.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Pfft….<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Anyway,</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So if you are </span></span><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">not</span></span></i></b><span style="font-weight:normal;font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Italian….let me ask you something…..</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">WHY THE HELL do you pronounce Mozzerella …</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.</span></span><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Mootz-a-thell</span></span></i></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">?<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Who</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">the hell TOLD you to do that?</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></i></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I don't mean to sound like a mootza-douche or anything but you know what</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">?</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Even if you </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">are</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Italian …unless you ...</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">no</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">....just stop showing off with the accent on Bru-</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">che-</span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">TA</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">You're from Queens pal.</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Nobody is impressed by this.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">You don't see me going around pronouncing Chanukah..like ….you know… that getting ready to hock a loogie sound first. Do ya?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But I could you know.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Speaking of rednecks….</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’d like to thank everyone for visiting the other day. Not that I think anyone will be back after that post but what I great day. Once in a Blogtime experience I tell ya!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I’m still trying to clean up around here….</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ok, who left the stain on the couch? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I’m probably the only one with a blog who is surprised when people come over and actually read my nonsense. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">When I saw bloggers whom I’ve never met before going through my blog… as unbelievable and awesome as it was, it </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">still felt like a hundred people rummaging through my underwear drawer.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I had to fight the insane urge to follow close behind each one of them clutching the blog posts to my chest and frantically stammer things like "</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Um, those had holes when I bought them”</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> or </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“I swear they came in that color’"</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...or more likely </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">‘I was drunk when I wrote that’</span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">See why I didn’t go to Blogher?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It's what happens when you put me in a room full of a hundred or so wonderful self-respecting bloggers. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I tell bad redneck jokes.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It’s just not safe for me to leave my four-blog walls.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Now fess up, who's bra was in the toilet?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com63tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-49113039615068069792010-08-15T00:00:00.000-07:002010-08-16T00:12:38.842-07:00My SITS Day Yo!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TFiAnP-cYQI/AAAAAAAAAkc/nS1RQlOewsI/s1600/SS_150x150_button.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TFiAnP-cYQI/AAAAAAAAAkc/nS1RQlOewsI/s320/SS_150x150_button.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5501288356624752898" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/S7CX1sdUUZI/AAAAAAAAAes/0Bkk3XbT4yk/s1600/secret-sauce_button.gif"><br /></a><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">A Rabbi, a Priest and a Redneck walk into a blog...</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The rabbi holds up both hands and proclaims “I hereby bless this blogger on her most honored and anticipated </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/join-us/"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">SITS</span></span></b></a><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-VAH</span></span></b></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> day”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The priest shoves him over and says “What's the matter with you? It’s not </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/join-us/"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">SITS</span></span></b></a><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-vah</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">,</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> it’s </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Saint</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></b><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/join-us/"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">SITS</span></span></b></a><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Day. </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Don’t you know anything?”</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“And what do </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">you</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> know?” The rabbi spat “And while we’re at it, who started the </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">no eating meat on Fridays </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">crap? The cows?” </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The priest got up clearly agitated and pointed out “like </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">you’d</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> know anything about cows when their milk isn’t even good enough to eat with meat?”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The arguing continued back and forth until the redneck interrupted gently.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Fellers, fellers, no need to git yer holy books in a twist”</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The priest and the rabbi stopped bickering abruptly and both looked over to stare blankly at the redneck.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“What the hell is </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">he</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> doing here?” the rabbi asked the priest.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"Oh him?" the priest paused a moment then leaned over to whisper softly into the rabbi’s ear “... he thought it was </span></span><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">IN-</span></span></b></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">SITS</span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> day...”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">A second of stunned silence passed then both the priest and the rabbi erupted in hearty barks of laughter.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">....And </span><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b>SITS</b></span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b> Day</b></span> was happy once more!</span></span></p> <div style="border:none;border-bottom:solid windowtext 1.5pt;padding:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="border:none;mso-border-bottom-alt:solid windowtext 1.5pt;padding:0in;mso-padding-alt:0in 0in 1.0pt 0in"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> </div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’d like to thank the wonderful ladies of </span></b></span><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/join-us/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">SITS</span></b></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> for the honor of being today’s featured blogger... despite the above post. </span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Do you know how many virtual flowers arrangements I owe those </span><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">SITS girls</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> for all of the awesome bloggy friends I've met over there?</span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Shhh</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">..don't say anything. Maybe they'll forget.</span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">But </span></a><i><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">do </span></a></i><a href="http://www.thesitsgirls.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">go check 'em out! They rock!!!!</span></a></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And before the Blog Police come to take me away.... below are some of my favorite posts from my Fun Dust on The Blog Shelf - hope it doesn't make anyone sneeze or cough up blood or anything...I'm not insured...</span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">maybe this wasn't such a good idea...</span></i></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; "></span></span></i></b></span></b></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><b><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b><b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b></b></span></b></b></b></span></p><b><b><b><b><p class="MsoNormal" style="display: inline !important; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p></b></b></b></b><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b></b></span></b></span></p><b><b><p class="MsoNormal" style="display: inline !important; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b></b></span></b></span></p><b><b><p class="MsoNormal" style="display: inline !important; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">A hearty thanks to everyone for sharing this day with me!! (insert hearts, flowers and a hot Paramedic here)</span></span></b></p></b></b></b></b><b><b><p></p></b></b><p></p><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></div></b></b></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2010/04/warning-warning.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Shhhhh!!!!!</span></span></a></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-junkie.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The Blog Junkie</span></span></a></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2009/11/move-over-poker.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Move Over Poker</span></span></a></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2009/10/age-old-post.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The Age Old Post</span></span></a></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2009/12/convenient-jew.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The Convenient Jew</span></span></a></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-monthly-blog.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">My Monthly Blog</span></span></a></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2010/04/if-blog-posts-in-forest.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">If A Blog Posts in The Forest...</span></span></a></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: normal; "></span></span></b></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...Now where did I put that First-Aid Blog kit?</span></i></b></span></p></b></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><br /></b></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com200tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-64619472242007985792010-08-03T12:22:00.000-07:002010-08-04T03:18:48.484-07:00My Blog-o-nee Has a First Name....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TAueeVpgroI/AAAAAAAAAjU/madCfAIRpW0/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 120px; height: 124px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TAueeVpgroI/AAAAAAAAAjU/madCfAIRpW0/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479647615670857346" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m a phony.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">A BIG FAT PHONY BLOG-O-NEE</span></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Well, what else could I be?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m not cursing at you in the supermarket for cutting the line </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">am I?….</span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m not trying to run you off the highway just so I can give you a road-rage finger or fist </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">ri</span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">ght?</span></i></span><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I’m </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">always </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">on my best bloggy behavior (sarcasm and drunken silliness notwithstanding).</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I’m </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">good</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> here </span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">all - the - time</span></span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">My husband should be so fortunate.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-size:large;"><i>There was nothing about being good in the vows btw (I watched the tape back)</i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But don’t you see?</span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">….Phony Blog-o-nee!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The real me curses, shoves and gives dirty looks when called for and maybe even just for fun....And they can't prove anything about that car in the ditch.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The problem is you guys </span></span><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">never</span></span></i></b><span style="font-weight:normal;font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> upset me.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">You make me laugh, you make me happy….</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Where’s the realness in that??</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">This is the one place where the best of me shines…again, because nobody is slamming me down the aisle to get the last box of cookies on sale.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hey! Was that you?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Or you?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Naw</span></i></span></b><span style="font-weight:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">….My awesome bloggy friends know how to act.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It’s those damn </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">real-life people</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> that I have to worry about.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Was </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">that you?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com63tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-61632780509415055772010-07-25T06:00:00.000-07:002010-07-26T03:03:27.231-07:00Stork Screw<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TEwpFYDXElI/AAAAAAAAAkU/ZtRR2a-SbSM/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 181px; height: 279px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TEwpFYDXElI/AAAAAAAAAkU/ZtRR2a-SbSM/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5497814417445163602" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><br /></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Thanks to my supreme parenting skills, my son now thinks he comes from a urinal.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I know.... I know....</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I should have gotten a book to explain where babies come from but I thought…hey, </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I had</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">a baby</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…I should be able to do this. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It’s not like I’m trying to explain how to change a tire or anything.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And plus, I thought pictures would be gross.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What I didn’t expect to encounter were the dodge balls of giggles</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;">EWWWW’s</span>, </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">THAT'S DISGUSTING</span></span></i></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC0000;">’s</span> and <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;">THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD's</span></span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> I'd have to side swipe before getting in at least one coherent sentence.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What the hell were they talking about in the school hallways that sounded so much more glamorous than what I was putting down here?<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Apparently, I’d shattered some pretty glitzy misconceptions of conception.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And in the end, I have a feeling that all my son got out of the whole damn thing is that </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">mommy is a giant egg hatcher just like the Queen Alien and Daddy is the cool one with flying sperm.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Having to convince him that Daddy </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">doesn’t</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> really need a cape and a seat on the Justice League for this grand feat was a whole </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">other</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> conversation.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I take umbrage (now there’s a word nobody gives a crap about anymore) to taking a back seat to flying sperm.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I want my cape dammit!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Pffft! …..</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Flying sperm<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b>Please!</b><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I hatch eggs!!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Oh well, at least I filled up his </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">what-I-learned-over-my-summer-vacation-arsenal</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Think I’ll get letters home in September? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com53tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-9991741497650745122010-07-13T05:22:00.000-07:002010-07-12T02:49:59.479-07:00Well I Declare<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/S6AVGS1AsKI/AAAAAAAAAcM/XyZi0oozLQw/s1600-h/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 84px; height: 82px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/S6AVGS1AsKI/AAAAAAAAAcM/XyZi0oozLQw/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449378746995880098" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I have a friend who is always making some kind of profound personal revelation or conclusion.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Revelation after revelation.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It’s like a re-run episode of the Bible or something every time I talk to her.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I swear, if they ever did a remake of that thing, she'd get a starring role.</span></i></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Conclusion after conclusion.</span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And at this point, I don’t know if she’s conclusive or concussed.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Let’s just call her </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Concussa</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> for the purpose of this post shall we?</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So,</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> Concussa </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">and I have maintained a </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">very</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> distant friendship over the years- as we’ve have had more falling outs than a slippery diaphragm. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And I</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> do my best to try to avoid any future confrontations and, make no mistake, scrambling out of control like a cat stuck in place on a hard wood floor is </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">not</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> beneath me.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Who </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">doesn’t</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> want to eliminate the level of their personal chaos if at all possible? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I have enough nuts in my cereal thank you.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But how </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">do</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> you divorce a long time friend who drives you </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">to drink</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">...more</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">?</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">People get divorced amicably all the time. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Why not old, </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">worn-out-not-good-for-either-one-of-us-anymore</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">it's not you it's me... blogblogblog...</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">friendships? </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What the hell’s so wrong with that? </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">But, try as I might, she won't let me. Stubborn Concussa that one.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Stubcussa? </span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So what do I do to compensate whenever I </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">do</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> speak to her?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Well, I just calmly answer with the word </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">really</span></b></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> after every new </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">revelation</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">. </span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It is much easier that way. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">And truthfully, once I say the</span><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2010/02/secret-is-out.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></a></span><i><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2010/02/secret-is-out.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">secret word</span></span></a></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><a href="http://mrsblogalot.blogspot.com/2010/02/secret-is-out.html"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hello</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">, she only lets me get one damn word in anyway.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(Just so you know, I really don't know where I'm going with this post but I can't stop..I think I have New Job Brain Syndrome)</span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">So, to keep myself entertained….. </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">In my head</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">, I do the </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">reallys</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">in different voices.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I'm not that difficult to entertain.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Hello?’’ </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">damn blocked caller ID</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> “Oh hey </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Concussa</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">, how’s it going?”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Well….....</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">revelation, revelation, revelation</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">......and so I decided that I am never going to put up with that crap again”</span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Really?” – </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Scooby Doo</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Yeah, and I’ve also come to the conclusion that I have to.....conclusion, conclusion, conclusion...</span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">and tell him to shove it!”</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Hmmm….Really?” – </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Randy Jackson</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“It’s just not worth it and I’m better than that so from now on …</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">revelation, revelation, revelation.....</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">….</span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">and this time I mean it!”</span></span></b></span></span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">“Sounds great </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Concussa</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">…. Really”</span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">-</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Mr. Crabs</span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#660000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">….This post could go on all day but who has the time?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">It won’t ever be any different.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Any thoughts?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Reezy...I mean really, – </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">George Jefferson </span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> I’m open to any ideas.</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com61tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-3122248859514931072010-07-01T10:00:00.000-07:002010-07-02T07:38:47.427-07:00Fear Floats<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TC3ypd1-YXI/AAAAAAAAAkM/qLNpd36IfTE/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 135px; height: 135px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TC3ypd1-YXI/AAAAAAAAAkM/qLNpd36IfTE/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489310315034075506" /></a><br /><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">You will all be glad to know that my fear of change in starting a new job this week was quickly replaced with an even bigger fear.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">AN IMMENSE... MAMMOTH SIZED FEAR.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Bigger than me, bigger than all of us!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">bp oil spill?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i>No.</i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Terrorism?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i>Uh uh.</i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Global Warming?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i>Nope.</i></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Ready?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">It was the fear of being labeled as <i>the girl who had to use the whole can of Lysol in the smelly bathroom at 8:00 am. </i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><br /></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">I was set up I tell you!</span></b></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">The girl who came out before I went in even smirked a little knowing that I would take the blame.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i>Well, that’s <b>one </b>for my new Bitch List.</i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Somebody had to be first right?</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Anyway, I had to go in. </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Couldn’t turn back.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Couldn’t let out a big “GOD IT SURE STINKS IN HERE DOESN'T IT?!” before going in so that nobody would get the wrong idea.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">It <i>was</i> my first day after all.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">But I don't want to be known as Mrs. Crap Alot!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Not even on my second day.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">So, still holding my breath, I came out with at least 15 less brain cells than when I went in. </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">Lysol kills more than germs man.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">And ran to blog flush it here.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;">I feel much better now thank you.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Or maybe I'm just still high on Lysol fumes.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.... not bad. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">In any case, my good smelling name is finally in the clear....</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">here </span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">at least.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 0, 204); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Sorry, it’s how I process.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ever been falsely accused of crap?</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">(-:</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> <o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com51tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-64303100997394323862010-06-17T12:26:00.001-07:002010-06-19T16:58:42.274-07:00The Blog Doctor<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TBveW8sHoxI/AAAAAAAAAj0/MhN2h_fTtHo/s1600/images.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 116px; height: 116px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TBveW8sHoxI/AAAAAAAAAj0/MhN2h_fTtHo/s320/images.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5484221457083376402" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"Hurry Doc! I need something strong for blog withdrawal. Quick!" I implore.</span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Dr. Golb shakes his head in a </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">haven't-we-been-through-this-already?</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> manner and exhales flatly "Now, you know perfectly well that there is </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">no</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> cure for Blog withdrawal..."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"But I need..."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Golb interupts and holds up both hands in defiance and starts to explain "You'll just have to try.."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Shut up man!</span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"> </span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Time is running out!</span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"You don't understand..." I plead in my best desperate </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">give-me-a-hit</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> blog junkie voice "I'm starting this new job and I don't have any time to blog. <b><i>Give me something</i></b>!" </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I screeched the last part grabbing his collar.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Ah, so this is what blog fear looks like.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Interesting.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I immediately give the illusion of coming to my senses and patted down the wrinkles I'd caused. Giving him the flirty eye and using my best <i>Dynasty</i> voice I say "Now come on Doc, I just need a little something. You know, just to, um...just hold me over."</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">He ignores me.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Screw Dynasty.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">"</span></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">My blog people are addictive!"</span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I scream</span></span></span></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Still nothing.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I see the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">get-off-the-blog-pipe-already-won't ya</span></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> look down the nose of his bi-focals.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"Have you been taking your regular medication?" He asks.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"Oh, the one for in-law circus drama? Yeah, nothing helps. Can I have something stronger for that too?"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The doctor frowned at me.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I don't like frowns.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">This doctor is an asscake.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"Why don't you just try blogging in small intervals, you know in moderation. You do remember what moderation is don't you?"</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">What did I tell you?</span></span></i></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">ASSCAKE.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">The fact that this conversation is happening all in my head is no excuse.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">I know, you'd think I could come up with a better doctor in my head right?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Maybe my imagination needs something stronger also.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Oh well, because there is no blog doctor (that I know of) to help me through this transition, I must rely strictly on vodka....</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">and blog moderation.</span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Dammit.</span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><i>Unless</i> there is a blog doctor in the house.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Are you guys holding out on me with those drugs?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Come on! I'll even take generic!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div>MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com59tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1680594203798589325.post-45549635656977572482010-06-09T06:03:00.000-07:002010-06-09T15:30:28.631-07:00Big Schmuck Island<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TA-R3zUQdjI/AAAAAAAAAjc/rt4WHa2MpIo/s1600/images-1.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 99px; height: 124px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GgipP7YKwnM/TA-R3zUQdjI/AAAAAAAAAjc/rt4WHa2MpIo/s320/images-1.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480759659387188786" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span><!--StartFragment--> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Call the Howell’s!</span></b> </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I am finally being rescued.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Yes, I’ve built an escape raft and stuffed it solid with job classified newspaper.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Now my bra is a little bit emptier but who cares…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I’m quitting my job!</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">And I have this dream of giving my notice by way of a </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">big fat grenade up my boss’s ass but…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Dammit all to hell… </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I will take the high road and just sabotage the company’s website from an anonymous computer…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">…located on a high road of course…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Sheesh, have a little faith people.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I am not one for change.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">AT ALL.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Give me my same routine every day of the week, don’t rock the boat and I’ll live happy.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">In fact, it’s been years since me and my old buddy Spontaneity have hung out.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I hate her and she hates me.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It’s no secret.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">And hate is ok as long as it is mutual btw.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But, that old definition of insanity has really been haunting me lately.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">You know…</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Doing the same thing day in and day out and expecting different results…</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I can only ignore common sense but for so long…usually. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">But it was like a constant ringing in my ears competing with all of the other mental traffic.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">It was getting pretty confusing up in there yo.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">So I sucked it up and called old </span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Sponti. </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">And surprisingly</span></span></span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">, </span></span></i><span style="font-style:normal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">after all these years, she took my call right away.</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">She, of course, encouraged me to just <i><b>go for it.</b></i></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">She dangled the higher <i>potential </i>salary but greater risk right in front of me and just like old times, I grabbed it.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></i></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">She always knew I was a sucker.</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">So tune in for the Celebrity Death Match of </span><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Me vs. Change</span></i></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">I’m sure there will be plenty of blood, sweat and tears which should all make for great entertainment… or a room in the Looney Bin, whichever comes first.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Now, if you all will excuse me, I have to go clean out the crap in my pants.</span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">So how do you guys feel about change? </span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#6600CC;"> </span></span><o:p></o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> <o:p></o:p></p> <!--EndFragment-->MrsBlogAlothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.com57