Now I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know squid pee about bat crap
but …letmetelyousomething nobody throws up all night and nobody wants to admit that they are wrong.
I have no problem admitting that I’m wrong. I just can’t stand admitting that someone else is right. My mood ring flies right off the color chart.
Speaking of my husband, if I have to admit he’s right one more time, I will need to invest in some fresh ammo stock. Maybe it’s just him. I am more you’re- right-friendly with my girlfriends.
Perhaps because they deserve it.
I mean this whole death do you part business is a little played out don’t ya think? How long can someone work this right-of-spouse crap anyway? That ceremony took place eons ago.
Let’s have a new ceremony!
It will be called, The I May Not Be Right But I’m Never Wrong ceremony.
Wanna come? You can all be my never-wrong bridesmaids! You put your right foot in… you put your right foot out….
What do you guys think? Should I wear white? Naw, blood stains would show up easy. How about red? Yeah, I know, kinda obnoxious. I know! Hows about A straight jacket!
I’m really not this psycho. Nope, just one glue stick short of a dunce cap. (Hey, who said that?!)
What’s wrong with revamping renewing our vows? I think it would be fun. Am I wrong?
All right, I’ll shut up.
My drug dealer doctor said there would be days like this.
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16 comments:
LMAO!! Revamp....er....Renew those vows, girl!
The marriage contract should actually be a lease, renewable every six months. Of course, that's easy for me to say, being a confirmed bachelorette (or an old spinster, take your pick) I could never be married. It's that compromise thing -- and they always expect me to do some.
I am the same way. I HATE admitting that I am wrong. Luckily, I'm never wrong. But, don't ask my husband. He might not agree with that statement. But, then again, he is always wrong.
I think you are on to something.
LOL love the post.
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LOL love it
Too funny :) brightened my Monday!
Nobody throws up all night...just like nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
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Ann
I am all up for the revamping of the vows. The preacher who married my husband and me played a dirty trick on me....the word "submit" was involved. It still makes my eye twitch to think about it.
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Lucy
Okay, you had me at squid pee! Seriously, spitting out my Coke over here! So funny!
LOL I love your blogs! I'm all for redoing the vow words. You crack me up!
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Hi - HILARIOUS read!! Loved this post...I think you should do the renewal (selfishly, I believe it will lead to another post that the rest of get to thoroughly enjoy). You know - I too HATE to admit I am wrong...it's just that in the fire and spin of things, I really and truly don't think I AM wrong (or why would I have disagreed?)...so...my poor boyfriend..
- Swati
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Hi, we've never met, but I feel it my business to suggest the wedding dress for when you revamp the vows. Can we do double/multiple ceremonies?
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That's it! You are all in!
Maybe this time I'll stay sober!
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