Saturday, October 24, 2009

Hokey Pokey Anonymous









Now I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know squid pee about bat crap


but …letmetelyousomething nobody throws up all night and nobody wants to admit that they are wrong.


I have no problem admitting that I’m wrong. I just can’t stand admitting that someone else is right. My mood ring flies right off the color chart.


Speaking of my husband, if I have to admit he’s right one more time, I will need to invest in some fresh ammo stock. Maybe it’s just him. I am more you’re- right-friendly with my girlfriends.


Perhaps because they deserve it.


I mean this whole death do you part business is a little played out don’t ya think? How long can someone work this right-of-spouse crap anyway? That ceremony took place eons ago.


Let’s have a new ceremony!


It will be called, The I May Not Be Right But I’m Never Wrong ceremony.


Wanna come? You can all be my never-wrong bridesmaids! You put your right foot in… you put your right foot out….


What do you guys think? Should I wear white? Naw, blood stains would show up easy. How about red? Yeah, I know, kinda obnoxious. I know! Hows about A straight jacket!


I’m really not this psycho. Nope, just one glue stick short of a dunce cap. (Hey, who said that?!)


What’s wrong with revamping renewing our vows? I think it would be fun. Am I wrong?


All right, I’ll shut up.


My drug dealer doctor said there would be days like this.

16 comments:

Getting By Day by Day on October 24, 2009 at 8:38 AM said...

LMAO!! Revamp....er....Renew those vows, girl!

Jayne Martin on October 24, 2009 at 9:33 AM said...

The marriage contract should actually be a lease, renewable every six months. Of course, that's easy for me to say, being a confirmed bachelorette (or an old spinster, take your pick) I could never be married. It's that compromise thing -- and they always expect me to do some.

Amo on October 24, 2009 at 5:46 PM said...

I am the same way. I HATE admitting that I am wrong. Luckily, I'm never wrong. But, don't ask my husband. He might not agree with that statement. But, then again, he is always wrong.

Unknown Mami on October 24, 2009 at 10:44 PM said...

I think you are on to something.

Jenny on October 25, 2009 at 12:39 PM said...

LOL love the post.

Priscila on October 25, 2009 at 12:42 PM said...

oh my gosh you seriously have such a sweet and wonderful blog! I could stay here all day!
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Tanya on October 25, 2009 at 3:56 PM said...

This had me lol! I have a award waiting
for you on my blog! Please come and accept
it. Thanks! Still laughing while exiting post.

BluePixo Entertainment on October 25, 2009 at 4:06 PM said...

LOL love it

Life in the mom lane on October 26, 2009 at 5:22 AM said...

Too funny :) brightened my Monday!

Ann's Rants on October 26, 2009 at 6:23 PM said...

Nobody throws up all night...just like nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.

Thanks for following my blog!
Ann

LucyCooper on October 26, 2009 at 6:44 PM said...

I am all up for the revamping of the vows. The preacher who married my husband and me played a dirty trick on me....the word "submit" was involved. It still makes my eye twitch to think about it.
thanks for stopping by 4J!
Lucy

Ali on October 26, 2009 at 9:02 PM said...

Okay, you had me at squid pee! Seriously, spitting out my Coke over here! So funny!

Tamara on October 27, 2009 at 5:29 AM said...

LOL I love your blogs! I'm all for redoing the vow words. You crack me up!
http://www.homespunheartscandles.blogspot.com

Swati on October 28, 2009 at 1:54 PM said...

Hi - HILARIOUS read!! Loved this post...I think you should do the renewal (selfishly, I believe it will lead to another post that the rest of get to thoroughly enjoy). You know - I too HATE to admit I am wrong...it's just that in the fire and spin of things, I really and truly don't think I AM wrong (or why would I have disagreed?)...so...my poor boyfriend..
- Swati
www.thesinglemotherschronicles.com

The Absence of Alternatives on November 9, 2009 at 5:03 PM said...

Hi, we've never met, but I feel it my business to suggest the wedding dress for when you revamp the vows. Can we do double/multiple ceremonies?

http://www.dropdeadglam.com/images/HarpersTimBurton006.jpg

Mrsblogalot on November 9, 2009 at 5:08 PM said...

That's it! You are all in!
Maybe this time I'll stay sober!

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