Can somebloggy please explain therapy to me?
Therapy as in counseling.
Counseling as in marriage.
Is there anyone else out there who thinks this is the biggest crock of crap?
Let’s be truthful, the only reason people enter marriage counseling is to have someone with a degree in Listening-To-Crap declare you the Right One.
This way you can point the finger and say…See? I told you so. I’m right. You’re an ass. Now change your ways and let’s go home.
Why else would anyone go?
And who the hell wants to listen to the other person’s side anyway? And take mental notes on all the areas that you need to improve on?
If you’re not happy, do you really need to pay someone to tell you this?
Can I do it for half?
Can a highly paid referee really cure the reason you sought out counseling in the first place?
Has marriage counseling really ever worked for anyone?
I guess you can tell by all the question marks that I don’t really believe in marriage counseling.
To be clear,
I think it’s a professional freak show.
Which when televised can be quite entertaining.
But for the record, my husband shares my opinion. And if he didn’t, well…I certainly wouldn’t solicit a paid stranger to help us solve that.
Might as well get us a hooker to do us both by the hour.
Much better investment.
And a much better screw.
Perhaps I need counseling about counseling
….now about that Hooker….