Q) What is worse than a cheating husband?
A) Why the rancid whores that cheat with him of course.
Now I’m not much for rules. For example, when my son goes over to visit a friend, I run down a mother-load of rules that would likely choke a rhino but the only rule that I really care about is that he doesn’t crap in someone else’s toilet.
But not much I can do about that one can I?
But there are some rules that should not be flushed as easily.
Last I heard, Not Cheating wrote the book on How to Stay Married and Not Kill Someone. It’s a bestseller in prison, I’m told.
Recently a new co-worker of about five months decided to shower me with the gruesome details of her cheating spouse. These cheat sheets come on a daily and sometimes hourly basis.
Now I love a good train wreck as much as the next guy but when there are kids getting caught in the tracks, count me out. Negative zero tolerance.
Q) Why did she choose to bestow me with this unwanted dirty load?
A) I must have added a little too much Please-Be-Sure-To-Vomit-Unwanted-Information-All-Over-Me- perfume.
I want off this train.
And I blame
The Anti-Christ- Google for Cheaters Facebook. They started all this. She would have never found out about -not one- but TWO of his extrees otherwise.
All she had to do was friend a friend of a friend of his friend of a friend of her friend who friended hi…. and viola!
Cheating Husband and Bitches Palooza.
What happened to the good ole days when you just became President and just got plain caught?
Now showing in Car One-A lewd Facebook porn collage of piece one and piece two, respectively of course.
Car Two displays a an epic novel in process showcasing a mistress’s eternal patience and undying love -Until He’s Free…On my blog, I kid you not.
Are you listening Lifetime? Stop filling people’s heads with such asscrack plot ideas!
There are two-piece love letters ga-whore plastered all over this dirty train. And apparently, cheater husband and piece-one even go to therapy together once a week.
This cannot end well.
And I know way too much for an innocent (drama kills) co-worker bystander.
I could wind up calling in dead if I’m not careful.
Q) How bad could I get hurt if I jumped the tracks at full speed?
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!!!