Contrary to what I might have led you guys to believe, my husband and I have a simply fabulous relationship. Fifty-fifty workload, healthy communication, love and affection, mutual admiration and respec….
Okay he’s gone.
Now what was I saying?
Oh yeah….Jack of Asses….
In this new marriage card game, a husband places down a card of blame for each incident that goes wrong in your life. Each card holds the power to hurl insults and blistering fire sticks (similar to Pokémon only bloodier).
The object of the game is to get the wife to screech and wail until she appears to be a raving lunatic so that social services come to your home to investigate.
In this game, the blame card is always wild.
It can be played for money issues, economic woes, sagging asses and body odor.
If the husband religiously follows the rules of the game, as most do, chances are he will be victorious in placing the wife in a straight jacket for all time and be free to tour the country on the Jack of Asses Circuit.
This game can be played over and over and over and over …..And be
suffered enjoyed for years to come.
Disclaimer: If you find yourself losing your sanity too early in the game, chances are you have already lost the round to a real pro and might as well give up.
In these extreme cases, shut your mouth and concede to his skill and go load up your arsenal.
Ages 18 and up
Ammo not included
Warning: small explosive pieces may cause choking…if you’re lucky.