Like I didn’t have enough trouble remembering Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday all on their own, everywhere I turn there is Memoir Monday, Sticking something Tuesday and Wordless (a complete impossibility for me) Wednesday.
Now I have a confession…sorry, I know that is for Fridays but still…I can’t keep up and clearly, I must suck if I can’t take time on Thursdays to figure out why.
So now I’m stuck with Blame Someone Else Saturdays followed by Get-Some (if I’m lucky) Sundays …which leaves me no time…unless Sundays are quick…which usually are…
Oh wait…my husband has just demanded an official vote be taken to overthrow Memoir Monday and replace with the ever popular -Blow Job Monday.
Say it with me….
Never happen
I must organize my blogging priorities…..ugh!…sorry…hold on…
Okay, now he’s asking for Cook and Clean Something Tuesdays.
Are you kidding me?
Hello….trying to focus here...
What now?!….uh... excuse me?
He says he wants to know who he has to speak with to see if Wordless Wednesdays can be stretched out until Sunday.
I’ll have to get back to you guys…
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Wordless Wednesdays are only for the diehards....or the people no one likes...I mean, who cares if they don't say anything -right?!
(teeheee...just kidding blogland. Don't unfollow me...just a little humor from the pond....)
Blow Job Monday's *snort* riiiiiiight
Maybe you should refer him back to the sticking something somewhere tuesdays...
It does get confusing, doesn't it...
We shall never speak of blow job Mondays again. Capeesh?
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Don't be mentioning those ideas here where other people might get ideas and then expectations!
Gosh, you crack me up!
Like writing a blog isn't hard enough - I can't keep up with what I'm supposed to be doing. I thought we bloggers were supposed to be creative writer types, free spirits, off-the-calendar-girls, blah, blah, blah. Don't go and make us have to remember shit. (And nice try, your husband, with Blow Job Monday. You gotta give the guys extra points for effort.)
I'm not telling my husband about Blow Job Mondays.
That is hilarious. An absolutely hilarious post. Bwah hahahah. LOVE it. There truly are so many memes out there, and I'm admittedly addicted to several of them, but still, I can laugh at myself just the same. ;)
Am I a craptastic blogger if I don't know all the special days?? I do partake in MADG's confessions when I remember as I think they're effing hilarious!
everyone's seems caught up in the whirwind of activities, and it's understandable ;)
..but I am here dear to actually invite you to see me tag you on my signing off. hope to see you there...kindda missing your visits now ;)
Update: Somehow Obama got wind of Blow Job Mondays and is strongly considering adding it into the new healthcare plan-under preventatve medicine...Men!!!
Hahahahaha! Your blog always gives me a great laugh and is also SO TRUE! I'm sure you get like 800 of these every day, but I heart you, and so I have an award for you at my site. Here is the linky:
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We used to have Butt Sex Tuesdays. They were a joke, but it was always funny to say.
You are so much fun! I don't care what day you do what, I think you are fabulous regardless!
BE a LEADER, do what you want!
There's something good to talk about every day.
Secretia
My hubs wants every day to be Blow Job Day. LOL!
I'm with your husband.
Sometimes we just need to make a plan!
Ya'll have a great New Year!!!
I always mess up Wordless Wednesdays. I tend to blather on and on on Wednesdays for some odd reason.
Why not change Blow job Monday to Cunnillingus Monday? Make him do some work. Too bad there are no days of the week that start with "C".
LOL! Love your posts, they always crack me up!
You forgot Take out the trash tuesday and Mommy momdays through Sunday. Those are my favorites...
HAHAHA! Your husband is just filled with great ideas, isn't he?
Just like mine!
I say we have Shut Up Monday, How about you take care of the Kids Tuesday, Mommy gets a Manicure Wednesday, Daddy does the Dishes Thursday and Give Yourself a Hand Job Friday!
Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year!
If you DO decide to incorporate a Blow Job Monday, please let me know what time is best for me to show up.
Thanks in advance.
hi. i'm new here and your blog is fancy.
I'll be back. heart you so far!
actually not that new. I remember you
bj monday needs to go...fo sho!
Wishing you all the best in 2010! God Bless!
Um, when I was new to this little bloggy world, I thought those day things were so creative. Except that I like totally SUCK at remembering what days go where and when to write what... and all that jazz.
Instead of sticking with the old, I stray to the new. I make up my own days and somehow it all works in my crazed mind...
Anyway, Happy New Year!
Prosperous new year to all!
Too funny, any day of the week!
haha..! Thanks for stopping by! I can't let my hubby know about blow job Mondays!
LOL. One of the funniest ever. Your husb will be happy to know my husb tried to sell me the idea of NaBloJoMo... ;-)
I have a hard time keeping up too. And my husband and your husband must drink together.
I cant keep up...cant remember any of them till I see em..am so confused..but its all a blast and when I can play I will..now about the blow job Monday..that would have to be Friday, so I can have Saturday for "Whatever I Want" Weekend..and I aint talking about memes...but im not telling hubs anyway because he just feels happy when he gets anything..so Im leaving it at that..!!
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