Tuesday, December 22, 2009

No Name Today








Like I didn’t have enough trouble remembering Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday all on their own, everywhere I turn there is Memoir Monday, Sticking something Tuesday and Wordless (a complete impossibility for me) Wednesday.


Now I have a confession…sorry, I know that is for Fridays but still…I can’t keep up and clearly, I must suck if I can’t take time on Thursdays to figure out why.


So now I’m stuck with Blame Someone Else Saturdays followed by Get-Some (if I’m lucky) Sundays …which leaves me no time…unless Sundays are quick…which usually are…


Oh wait…my husband has just demanded an official vote be taken to overthrow Memoir Monday and replace with the ever popular -Blow Job Monday.


Say it with me….


Never happen


I must organize my blogging priorities…..ugh!…sorry…hold on


Okay, now he’s asking for Cook and Clean Something Tuesdays.


Are you kidding me?


Hello….trying to focus here...


What now?!….uh... excuse me?


He says he wants to know who he has to speak with to see if Wordless Wednesdays can be stretched out until Sunday.


I’ll have to get back to you guys…

37 comments:

Daffy on December 26, 2009 at 8:47 AM said...

Wordless Wednesdays are only for the diehards....or the people no one likes...I mean, who cares if they don't say anything -right?!

(teeheee...just kidding blogland. Don't unfollow me...just a little humor from the pond....)

Blow Job Monday's *snort* riiiiiiight

BugginWord on December 26, 2009 at 1:52 PM said...

Maybe you should refer him back to the sticking something somewhere tuesdays...

Jayne Martin on December 26, 2009 at 6:43 PM said...

It does get confusing, doesn't it...

kys on December 26, 2009 at 7:00 PM said...

We shall never speak of blow job Mondays again. Capeesh?

Blia on December 27, 2009 at 3:56 AM said...

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My name is PJ. on December 27, 2009 at 5:17 AM said...

Don't be mentioning those ideas here where other people might get ideas and then expectations!

Gosh, you crack me up!

Diane Laney Fitzpatrick on December 27, 2009 at 8:09 AM said...

Like writing a blog isn't hard enough - I can't keep up with what I'm supposed to be doing. I thought we bloggers were supposed to be creative writer types, free spirits, off-the-calendar-girls, blah, blah, blah. Don't go and make us have to remember shit. (And nice try, your husband, with Blow Job Monday. You gotta give the guys extra points for effort.)

Unknown Mami on December 27, 2009 at 8:15 PM said...

I'm not telling my husband about Blow Job Mondays.

Andrea (ace1028) on December 27, 2009 at 8:31 PM said...

That is hilarious. An absolutely hilarious post. Bwah hahahah. LOVE it. There truly are so many memes out there, and I'm admittedly addicted to several of them, but still, I can laugh at myself just the same. ;)

Kristin on December 27, 2009 at 11:07 PM said...

Am I a craptastic blogger if I don't know all the special days?? I do partake in MADG's confessions when I remember as I think they're effing hilarious!

jenie on December 28, 2009 at 3:12 AM said...

everyone's seems caught up in the whirwind of activities, and it's understandable ;)

..but I am here dear to actually invite you to see me tag you on my signing off. hope to see you there...kindda missing your visits now ;)

Mrsblogalot on December 28, 2009 at 10:12 AM said...

Update: Somehow Obama got wind of Blow Job Mondays and is strongly considering adding it into the new healthcare plan-under preventatve medicine...Men!!!

The girl with the flour in her hair on December 28, 2009 at 4:57 PM said...

Didn't someone somewhere have a rib surgically removed so he could give himself blow jobs? Maybe you could suggest that. Then you could have Surgery Sundays! Or something like that... :)

Naomi de la Torre on December 28, 2009 at 6:18 PM said...

Hahahahaha! Your blog always gives me a great laugh and is also SO TRUE! I'm sure you get like 800 of these every day, but I heart you, and so I have an award for you at my site. Here is the linky:

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Aunt Becky on December 28, 2009 at 6:46 PM said...

We used to have Butt Sex Tuesdays. They were a joke, but it was always funny to say.

adrienzgirl on December 28, 2009 at 7:38 PM said...

You are so much fun! I don't care what day you do what, I think you are fabulous regardless!

BE a LEADER, do what you want!

Secretia on December 29, 2009 at 2:00 AM said...

There's something good to talk about every day.

Secretia

Erin on December 29, 2009 at 11:34 AM said...

My hubs wants every day to be Blow Job Day. LOL!

Captain Dumbass on December 29, 2009 at 12:30 PM said...

I'm with your husband.

Nezzy on December 29, 2009 at 2:30 PM said...

Sometimes we just need to make a plan!

Ya'll have a great New Year!!!

Jen on December 30, 2009 at 7:38 AM said...

I always mess up Wordless Wednesdays. I tend to blather on and on on Wednesdays for some odd reason.

Why not change Blow job Monday to Cunnillingus Monday? Make him do some work. Too bad there are no days of the week that start with "C".

mykidsarefun on December 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM said...

LOL! Love your posts, they always crack me up!

Lee the Hot Flash Queen on December 30, 2009 at 11:40 AM said...

You forgot Take out the trash tuesday and Mommy momdays through Sunday. Those are my favorites...

Sophia's Mom on December 30, 2009 at 2:26 PM said...

HAHAHA! Your husband is just filled with great ideas, isn't he?
Just like mine!

I say we have Shut Up Monday, How about you take care of the Kids Tuesday, Mommy gets a Manicure Wednesday, Daddy does the Dishes Thursday and Give Yourself a Hand Job Friday!

Happy New Year!

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ellen on December 30, 2009 at 10:30 PM said...

Happy New Year!

Moooooog35 on December 31, 2009 at 5:35 AM said...

If you DO decide to incorporate a Blow Job Monday, please let me know what time is best for me to show up.

Thanks in advance.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? on December 31, 2009 at 8:56 AM said...

hi. i'm new here and your blog is fancy.
I'll be back. heart you so far!

Martinis or Diaper Genies? on December 31, 2009 at 8:56 AM said...

actually not that new. I remember you

Tiffany on December 31, 2009 at 10:35 AM said...

bj monday needs to go...fo sho!

rinelle on December 31, 2009 at 8:53 PM said...

Wishing you all the best in 2010! God Bless!

Ambrosia on December 31, 2009 at 9:55 PM said...

Um, when I was new to this little bloggy world, I thought those day things were so creative. Except that I like totally SUCK at remembering what days go where and when to write what... and all that jazz.

Instead of sticking with the old, I stray to the new. I make up my own days and somehow it all works in my crazed mind...

Anyway, Happy New Year!

ellen on December 31, 2009 at 11:42 PM said...

Prosperous new year to all!

Blissed-Out Grandma on January 2, 2010 at 11:27 AM said...

Too funny, any day of the week!

LMJ on January 3, 2010 at 8:01 PM said...

haha..! Thanks for stopping by! I can't let my hubby know about blow job Mondays!

The Absence of Alternatives on January 5, 2010 at 1:18 AM said...

LOL. One of the funniest ever. Your husb will be happy to know my husb tried to sell me the idea of NaBloJoMo... ;-)

Corrie Howe on January 5, 2010 at 5:15 AM said...

I have a hard time keeping up too. And my husband and your husband must drink together.

Robin on January 17, 2010 at 5:54 PM said...

I cant keep up...cant remember any of them till I see em..am so confused..but its all a blast and when I can play I will..now about the blow job Monday..that would have to be Friday, so I can have Saturday for "Whatever I Want" Weekend..and I aint talking about memes...but im not telling hubs anyway because he just feels happy when he gets anything..so Im leaving it at that..!!

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