At this point, I feel forced to confess to all of you that I am living and starring in my own version of Lesbian Big Love.
I’m married to several women without the benefit of even one damn climax.
Not even one.
And I want divorces.
But I can’t divorce them…..
‘Cause I have to be married to them five days out of the week or else I don’t get paid.
And Blog forbid I not live in the broke-ass style to which I’ve become so accustomed.
But the worst part is that I’m only allowed to cheat on them on the weekends. And my weekend-husband doesn’t even realize how lucky he is to have me on those precious two days.
After all, I am a
cheating lesbianish whore prize.
So as I see it…..
. I’ve already gotten my period the same time as all of them.
. Listened to every
drool running down my neck saturating my clothes story about their children and grandchildren
. Ate all of their homemade crap and
lied my ass off raved politely.
. Gossiped about each one of them equally with the other.
I’ve paid my dues damn it….
Now I want out!!!
Where is a good unemployment-lesbian-lawyer when you need one?
I always wanted to
be a lesbian star in my own show but this….?????