Okay you guys. I’m really upset.
I have to get this off my chest but I don’t quite know how.
It has been weighing on my mind for days and I can’t take it anymore.
I guess the only way to say it is straight out.
Just spill it out.
Get it over with.
Okay, here comes the band aid……
HEATHER LOCKLEAR IS OLD.
Maybe because this is the first time I’m seeing someone from my generation and a 90’s sexy siren to boot turn of age.
Took me by surprise.
After all, Jaclyn Smith is not old. Not even a little bit. In fact she is even more drop dead gorgeous than she was in the eighties.
Is selling clothes in K-Mart the secret of youth?
Liz Taylor, Sophia Lauren, Maude….well, those people were always old.
Completely caught me off guard.
Although still more beautiful than most women in their twenties, Lifetime visibly worked overtime to accommodate her new age status with a multitude of forgiving soft lighting and creative angles. And it appears that she did some weird cosmetic injection which, although inflated her skin successfully, robbed her of her own distinctive appearance that was so uniquely her.
The crux of my extreme upset?
Isn’t it obvious?
There will be no sympathetic camera men following me around in real life!
No airbrushing technicians working day and night to fight off the ooglalee-boogalee- age monster. And no quickie injection miracle for anyone!
My future mirrors are forever going to be my enemy with no recourse for revenge.
If it happened to Heather, it can happen to anyone!
Don’t you see????
There is simply no stopping it!!!
It’s Mutiny I say!!!!