Friday, March 26, 2010

My Monthly Blog









I do my best blogging in the shower.


Or, during sex, depending upon how much fancy juice I have consumed prior.


And sometimes, during certain times of the month, I can even blog on the couch while watching TV with my husband as he interjects comments in between the shows.



“Wow, check out how long her hair is.”


What the hell is wrong with my hair? I knew I should have never cut my hair. Why didn't you tell me not to cut my hair dammit!


“Look at that gymnast go. Not an ounce of fat on her I bet”


So now I’m a cow?


“Must be nice to have all that money”


What, you should have married for money instead of love. Is that what you’re saying??


“Keep playing the lottery babe, you never know.”


Why, so the first thing you can buy is a suitcase? ...THAT'S IT!


“So what do you want to watch honey?”













“&*%^&$##!!@@@()***^%@!!!!”

“&*%^&$##!!@@@()***^%@!!!!”

“&*%^&$##!!@@@()***^%@!!!!”


"!!!!!!*****RRRRRRRRROOOOAAAAAR******!!!!!!"



“WTF? Are you crazy?!”




I know.


You should see me blog in supermarkets.

(-:


77 comments:

Ian on March 26, 2010 at 6:57 AM said...

That's great. What was the last blog post you wrote up in your head during sex?

mama-face on March 26, 2010 at 7:01 AM said...

Now, where do I imagine that face...shower or...you know? Neither? Both?

I could win a pulitzer with what I write in the shower. I must say I never think about blogging during sex. I don't 'think' about much of anything.

Yankee Girl on March 26, 2010 at 7:08 AM said...

My husband and I have those conversations all the time. I have to keep reminding him that what he says and what I hear will most likely always be two different things!

The Single Mothers Chronicles on March 26, 2010 at 7:40 AM said...

Oh my god that was hilarious!! Ok, well curiosity always gets the best of me as I await your blog post concocted during sex...HA!
Swati

Andrea on March 26, 2010 at 8:17 AM said...

Oh that's funny. My husband is always telling me I am too sensitive! I hate that!

BugginWord on March 26, 2010 at 9:05 AM said...

Wait...you listen to what your husband says when the TV is on?

JennyMac on March 26, 2010 at 9:22 AM said...

HAHAHAHAHA...your hub talks while watching tv? That is a sin in our house according to everyone who lives there. LOL.

MommaKiss on March 26, 2010 at 9:37 AM said...

I blog in the car. And in meetings at work. And when I see other moms. I judge in my head. But never outloud. I'm a trick.

Simply Suthern on March 26, 2010 at 9:47 AM said...

SO, Let me get this straight. You know you are on edge and you let us talk anyways? Sheesh What 3 weeks of the month is the time to avoid?

ReformingGeek on March 26, 2010 at 9:51 AM said...

Husbands who learn when to keep their mouths shut are priceless.

You might be able to get something for him on Ebay.

Dual Mom on March 26, 2010 at 9:57 AM said...

I remember sex...faintly.

But this isn't about me...forehead desk.

Can that hubby of yours' not read your mind yet? Geesssh

My name is PJ. on March 26, 2010 at 10:06 AM said...

More laughter. Big, audible exhale. "Thanks, I needed that!"

jsimplylive on March 26, 2010 at 10:08 AM said...

You are all so funny! I found your blog on the last Friday Follow list and became one of your followers. I am new to blogging so check out my blog when you get a chance! Happy Friday!

Riding the Roller Coaster on March 26, 2010 at 10:21 AM said...

You are so funny! And I blog in the shower too. I need to put a dry erase board in there or something because as soon as I towel off, my thoughts have completely disappeared.

Mom et al on March 26, 2010 at 10:43 AM said...

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Coffeypot on March 26, 2010 at 10:59 AM said...

I'm so glad you two can have those conversations. We don't do that. Usually when my wife speaks I just shit my pants and shiver. She’s a great communicator and gets her point across clearly and quickly.

Lauren on March 26, 2010 at 11:04 AM said...

Hilarious post! I blog in the car using a tape recorder when moving, laptop when stationary. I tend to curse a lot in the car when driving and hate to listen to my voice when I play it back. I sound all nasally and sleepy. I get my best ideas in the shower and bathroom in general. At night, I usually write ideas down on a q-tip container or any box I can find that has white space.

Tiffany on March 26, 2010 at 11:27 AM said...

my best blogging is sooo random. sometimes, stuff will just pop into my head like, while pumping gas, or whatever and other times it's all tumbleweeds for days.

is it sad that i think like you even when i'm NOT on my period? sad for the husband, probably.

Ziva on March 26, 2010 at 11:30 AM said...

Your husband says things like that? Wow, he's brave... M knows that a few days every month it's only really safe to say "yes, dear." Unless I want him to have an opinion about something, in which case he will inevitably choose the wrong opinion. Poor guy. ;)

B Sparkly on March 26, 2010 at 11:45 AM said...

I’ve those moments he says one thing I ear another…my reaction should be with my inside voice…but I can’t help it (got a bad case of diarrhea of the mouth) I use my outside voice …loudly. Always gets me in hot waters.

Robin on March 26, 2010 at 12:00 PM said...

Yes, I blog in the shower too..and when were getting ready to sleep...well if you call giggling over some past blog reading or a funny comment, blogging....not during sex though..but I do comment during sex..does that count....??..I was thinking you've only been married for 11 years right..it'll take a few more years for him to catch on about his TV watching habits...That is definitely a no no..anytime of the month..Lol..EnJoY YoUr WeEkEnD..!

Frugal Vicki on March 26, 2010 at 12:30 PM said...

Okay, I GET that all I saw at first was a glance, but I will never be able to come her (oh sheesh happening again) without remembering the words blog during sex and interject. And now coming. Great. Thanks

Jayne Martin on March 26, 2010 at 2:32 PM said...

They're really just kind of like flies that we torture before we destroy them, aren't they. ;)

Wherever and however you manage to blog, it's always freakin' funny, girlfriend.

Dorothy on March 26, 2010 at 3:43 PM said...

I've had great ideas about blogging in the shower and then by the time I leave the room, I've forgotten my ideas I hate that...

Dorothy from grammoloyg
grammology.com

Linda Medrano on March 26, 2010 at 4:09 PM said...

Don't you worry about the keyboard getting wet or icky?

Lyn on March 26, 2010 at 4:13 PM said...

Sweet! Mama I'm home.

Hi there. It's Lyn from Once Upon A.

It's Friday and I'm happy.

Thank you Oh funny one.

Lyn

The Boob Nazi on March 26, 2010 at 4:51 PM said...

I do my best blogging AWAY from the computer. It's so irritating.

tattytiara on March 26, 2010 at 4:51 PM said...

Yes. We should see you blog in supermarkets. Time for a vlog!

otin on March 26, 2010 at 5:15 PM said...

I tend to blog while driving. They are mostly rants, though! LOL

Menopausal New Mom on March 26, 2010 at 5:32 PM said...

Okay, I'm laughing out loud, I thought I was the only one blogging during sex Lol!!

Have a great weekend

Sophia's Mom on March 26, 2010 at 7:10 PM said...

HA!
I do my best blogging when I should be getting some sleep... and whenever my husband is talking.

But don't tell him :P

Captain Dumbass on March 26, 2010 at 9:29 PM said...

All of my best ideas come in the shower. I wish I had a waterproof computer in there and a bigger hot water tank.

Hans and Shinta on March 26, 2010 at 10:52 PM said...

Hahahahhahaa!!!! I blog in bed early in the morning when the hub is still zzzzz-ing.

Visiting from BPOTW.

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com on March 27, 2010 at 12:31 AM said...

What a creative and interesting blog!
Thanks for the follow!
I am now following you back!:)
Have a great weekend!

Ocean Girl on March 27, 2010 at 1:16 AM said...

I blog in my sleep.

Queenie Jeannie on March 27, 2010 at 6:09 AM said...

LOL!! Fabulous!

Joann Mannix on March 27, 2010 at 6:51 AM said...

I can't believe you said that! I always say my best writing comes to me while in the shower. Must be something about the hot water stimulating my creativity. Oh, and the talking to me while trying to write. Drives. Me. Crazy. Ahem, husband.

B Sparkly on March 27, 2010 at 8:51 AM said...

I’ve got a small gift for you on my blog:) go check it out.
Anat

Erin on March 27, 2010 at 10:00 AM said...

I totally do my best writing/blogging when I'm away from home/my computer. It's so unfair.

And during sex? I make my grocery list.

LOL!

TMB on March 27, 2010 at 1:30 PM said...

haha! I love this!

Semi-Slacker Mom on March 27, 2010 at 1:36 PM said...

Friday Following! How is it that we haven't found each other before? I mindblog during sex too! That's why hubs won't buy me a laptop...he's afraid I'll type!

Jen on March 27, 2010 at 5:30 PM said...

I love that face and I remember being that sensitive. I still am but everyone just gets out of the way now. You have to train them better. I blog everywhere which is much better than simply talking to myself. You know, that crazy blog lady thing.

Brahm on March 27, 2010 at 7:40 PM said...

Oy, blooging during sex, there is a visual image that I so did not need...

Unknown Mami on March 27, 2010 at 9:56 PM said...

I'm too busy watching TV when I have sex to blog.

I'm kidding.

Vanessa Rogers on March 28, 2010 at 12:53 AM said...

Very funny!

BLOGitse on March 28, 2010 at 1:22 AM said...

Oh, I just blog - no sex! Simple, easy, clean life! LOL!

***
I came also to say bye, bye for a while - I'm busy packing and then going to have relocation break!
See you again in April!
Take care!

BLOGitse

The Blue Zoo on March 28, 2010 at 1:31 AM said...

My Hubs also makes annoying comments! Damn men.
Although I think I do my best blogging while driving, and then of course I promptly forget it as soon as I get near my laptop again. =)

Little Green Mom on March 28, 2010 at 7:53 AM said...

Like your style Mrsblogalot. I too blog too much (so I'm told). Check me out some time :-D

blueviolet on March 28, 2010 at 8:15 AM said...

So this blog came directly from a notepad in which you were scribbling furiously as he was talking to you? ;)

Me-Me King on March 28, 2010 at 8:58 AM said...

I do all my best thinking in water - showering, swimming, hot-tubbing. It must be some kind of conduit for great ideas. Hmmmm, I'm hitting the shower now, I'm about fresh out.

Buggys on March 28, 2010 at 9:20 AM said...

I do my best thinking while riding in the car. Sometimes I get lost.

Emma on March 28, 2010 at 10:07 AM said...

Brilliant! I blog constantly too although not yet during sex!!!!

Melissa B. on March 28, 2010 at 12:11 PM said...

I blog in my head. A LOT!

Emmi on March 28, 2010 at 12:40 PM said...

This so sounds like me...LOL

Now following from FFF @ MBC!

GregoryJ on March 28, 2010 at 2:40 PM said...

I apologize for the comment I made on your blog.

Brenda on March 28, 2010 at 3:13 PM said...

Lol, funny post, but oh-so-relatable to us bloggers.

I blog in the shower and at the gym and while I cook. . . .

Visiting from BPOTW

The Wifey on March 28, 2010 at 9:43 PM said...

Wow, good thing he didn't see a Subway commercial. I can see it now... *ahem*

"I could really go for a sandwich."

"IS THAT YOUR WAY OF TELLING ME TO GET MY ASS IN THE KITCHEN??"

I totally have those moments too. It's okay. :)

Moooooog35 on March 29, 2010 at 5:45 AM said...

I also write blogs during sex.

Which is why I usually why I post only three times a year.

drollgirl on March 29, 2010 at 6:35 AM said...

bah! your man is a source of endless entertainment! well, YOU are, too!

Mammatalk on March 29, 2010 at 8:24 AM said...

I so get you.

LiLu on March 29, 2010 at 11:28 AM said...

YES YES YES to supermarkets. Oh, if ONLY I could say the things I think out loud... now that would be some REAL blog fodder.

Especially the part where I go to jail and all.

Baby Sweetness on March 29, 2010 at 12:13 PM said...

Awesome! I have days where my husband say - yeah, you're being too much of a girl and there's no way I can win so I'm not continuing the conversation.

Daffy on March 29, 2010 at 7:31 PM said...

Its so reassuring to know I am not alone. I blog during sex too....oh wait...that IS my sex. Hubs would rather work on his truck...

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I appreciate your comments very much and want to thank you.
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Secretia on March 30, 2010 at 3:43 PM said...

I hate to discuss other woman's bodies with my boyfriend, he likes to compare me to everyone, sometimes it's unpleasant and rude.

Secretia

Miss Spoken on March 30, 2010 at 4:11 PM said...

Fancy Juice, I like that. I might have to use it. Lately, I've been referring to my Chardonnay as Mountain Love Juice but Fancy Juice sounds more chic.

Aunt Juicebox on March 30, 2010 at 4:28 PM said...

Husbands are a great blogging inspiration aren't they? LOL

Carolee / Home4ever on March 30, 2010 at 4:50 PM said...

Great post- I'm still laughing...

I think of things all the time for my blog- I carry a little notebook with me!

Check out my new blog:

www.athomeonwheels.com

Alyssa on March 30, 2010 at 5:51 PM said...

Absolutely hysterical! I would blog during sex, too, if I had it...

It's a joy to read your posts AND your comments, always! See you tomorrow...and don't forget to vote. Voting for yourself is like....it's okay....

alabaster cow on March 30, 2010 at 6:51 PM said...

i blog so much in my head i wish i could connect my laptop to it.

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Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip on March 30, 2010 at 8:45 PM said...

Okay you totally had me rolling with this one. I think we must be twins because I am forever blogging in my head and my husband is always trying to figure out what the heck I am thinking/talking about.

On another note, I want to know what the commenter above me wrote. Translator please?

Veronica Lee on March 30, 2010 at 9:09 PM said...

LOL, glad to know I'm 'normal'!!! Hehe, ever wonder what husbands of blogging wives think?!!

The girl with the flour in her hair on March 30, 2010 at 9:11 PM said...

I HAVE seen you blogging in supermarkets! You do amazing work!

CatLadyLarew on April 4, 2010 at 8:37 AM said...

Ha! My brain is starting to work that way! I'll be driving along and all of a sudden an idea for a post pops into my mind. What? Was that a red light? Geesh!

Anonymous said...

Funny! My husband has learned not to talk to me during certain days of the month...no matter what he says it makes me cranky!

scargosun on August 16, 2010 at 9:04 AM said...

Argument manipulation is a practice. You have to be ready, at a moments notice, to twist what they say.

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