“Welcome to H&R BLOG. Ready to have your taxes done today?”
By your best criminal please
“So I see here that you have done your own taxes for the past few years. What brings you to us this year?”
I couldn’t figure out how to scam more money back by myself.
“Do you have all of your forms with you?”
Right here. Ready to be doctored up.
“If applicable, would you like the refund automatically deposited into your account?”
IF???? IF I wanted IF, I would have done the damn taxes again myself!!!! What the hell kind of criminals do you have running this joint???!!!
“Okay. Sure. How much do you think I could possibly get back?”
Please keep in mind that orange makes me look fat
“Well it looks like you didn’t make that much in 2009. Was there a salary decrease or something?”
Where the f*&@ have you been bloghead?
“Yeah, something like that.”
“Well it doesn’t look like much but we’ll see what we can do.”
"Yes, by all means, please see what you can do"
At least my husband buys me a drink first (-: