Sunday, February 28, 2010

Dr. Douche


My son’s pediatrician is a jackass. If I brought him in screaming of multiple penis disorder, this doctor would treat it the same as a runny vagina. He’d stare into his computer magic eight ball and predict and prescribe the same damn thing. EVERY damn time. It’s like listening to a bad medicinal chorus. What does it take to become...

Friday, February 26, 2010

The Satisfied Blogger


In the past, I've labeled myself as many things.First I was (and will always be) The Convenient Jew. Then.....(and wouldn't my mother be proud) The 9 to 5 Lesbian.And now.....I am happy to report.... The Satisfied Blogger.I really don't know what the hell I did before.I mean Before-the-blog.Who the hell listened to all of my crap?.....Oy,...

Sunday, February 21, 2010

It's My Time


There are several times of the month for me.No, not just one, thanks for asking.There are:'I'm getting my period''I have my period'and the ever popular ....'I just got over my period'There was a brief reprieve during pregnancy when all three of the above were replaced with two little words:'I'm pregnant'Some things are bigger than all of...

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Vodka, Cranberry and Lime ...Oh MY!!


It's vacation time!!And I'm going Commando...you know, no internet, no blogging, completely unplugged...Oh... that's not what that means?I was wondering why my husband was so excited!I'll miss you guys!!!!OK, I can do this....Shutting down...Can't breathe a little....Waiter! Hurry with that drink!!!See you all when I get back!!xoxo ...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Cafe Bite-Me


“You have a what?” my girlfriend stops mid-chew to ask. “A blog” “A blog?” She inquires once again as if I’d just taken out my Spok ears and Light Saber. “Yes. A blog” Note to self: Water spillage is great for awkward silences. “What exactly do you do with a blog?” “Write stuff” “What kind...

The Future Is Now


Okay you guys. I’m really upset. I have to get this off my chest but I don’t quite know how. It has been weighing on my mind for days and I can’t take it anymore. UGGGGGHHH… I guess the only way to say it is straight out. Just spill it out. Get it over with. Okay, here comes the band aid…… HEATHER...

Friday, February 12, 2010

Who's She In Bed With Now?


I’m having an affair. With many. So many, that I’ve actually lost count. I’m having an on-going affair that my husband is fully aware of and could really care less about. And I’m in love. I’m in love with…. Words And it’s an affair for life. I’ve always been acutely aware of my need for words. Whether...

This is the coolest ever! Thank you Lauren for this Psycho Carnival Award!!

This is the coolest ever! Thank you Lauren for this Psycho Carnival Award!!
Now visit Lauren and witness all of her originality greatness!

Thank you my Jersey Girl Goddess!! Now go meet her @inannasstar.blogspot-No way you can resist!!!

Thank you my geeky friend!!! Now go check out Confessions of a Reforming Geek..she is way cool!

Thanks to Diane over at Just Humor Me-Rules for this award: Drink & Blog-Do you see why I love her?

Thanks to Diane over at Just Humor Me-Rules for this award: Drink & Blog-Do you see why I love her?
If you have not met Diane, please check her out. You will not be sorry! You trust me right? Go!

Thank you to the Empress at Gooddayregularpeople- Go visit this magnificent blogger!!!

Thank you Linda! How cool is this award from my buddy over @thegoodthebadtheworse? I know right?

Thank you Linda! How cool is this award from my buddy over @thegoodthebadtheworse? I know right?
She's totally awesome!! Go check her out and see!!!

I Won!!! The Golden Phallus #32 Is Mine!!! Many thanks to The Screaming Me-Me!!!!

I Won!!! The Golden Phallus #32 Is Mine!!! Many thanks  to The Screaming Me-Me!!!!
Go check out the Screaming Me-Me for THE most captioning fun on the internet!!!! She's one of the friendliest Blog hosts out there!!!! Have fun & Caption away!!!!

Huge thanks to Nancy at ifevolutionworks.com for this award-Love this !!!

Thanks Heather @ twolittlemonkeysplushubby & Richele @underthegoldenappletree

Thanks so much to Margaret over at lollipopsandpickles.blogspot.com & Katsconfessions.blogspot.

Thanks so much to Margaret over at lollipopsandpickles.blogspot.com & Katsconfessions.blogspot.
Thanks to Tami xoxo@heartsmakefamilies.com & Richeleoxo@underthegoldenappletree.blogspot! Also to Hil'Lesha @ tothemotherhood.com-& Vicki @ frugalmomknowsbest.com & Amanda at bloggertowne.blogspot You guys rock!!!

DOUBLE THANKS to Noelle @elasticwaistbandsandcomfortableshoes & Daffy@ batcrapcrazy-U GUYS RULE

DOUBLE THANKS to Noelle @elasticwaistbandsandcomfortableshoes & Daffy@ batcrapcrazy-U GUYS RULE
Another Awesome heartfelt thanks to the awesome Lauren @Thinkspin & multi-creative Robin @insightsandbellylaughs.com-find them ...follow them...go!!!

The Rosie Award Comes Home!!!

The Rosie Award Comes Home!!!
Thanks to my bloggy buddy @thewannabewahm.com for bestowing this award back to me and letting me keep a Rosie at home forever!!!!

Sunshine Makes My Day!! Many Thanks to Joy@ thepracticalmomguide & Ziva @Zivasinferno for the shine

 

Thank you Anat over at bsparkly.blogspot.com for this spectacular award!!!

HUGE thanks to Gabrielle @ thewifeyblogs.blogspot.com and Lisa @snugglebugglerockmom.blogspot.com!!

Thanks Lee!!!

Thanks Jenie for The Lady Ms Blogger Award! Visit her giving greatness @heniperrr.blogspot.com/

Double Thanks to Robyn for both of these awards-visit her @ http://robyns-page.blogspot.com/

Double Thanks to Robyn for both of these awards-visit her @ http://robyns-page.blogspot.com/
Tamara-Thank you for this!!! xoxoxoxoox visit her at @ homespunheartscandles.blogspot.com xoxoxo

Thanks so much to Blia @ superheroesmom.com

Grab An Award-see below

Finally, you do not need to be a recipient of an award to give an award!

Grab An Award – My way of awarding it forward. The only rules are: THERE ARE NO RULES (Only rule is no rules? Rule for rules? Is that a rule? I’m so confused)

And what is nicer than giving an award with no strings attached just because?

So in the spirit of fun blog awarding and ‘cause I think they’re a great way to connect and share the blog love with our awesome fellow bloggers (without the chain letter affect-they give me the willies), I have created The Divine Blogger and Rock Star Blogger Awards to grab-I know, fancy right? -(o.k. so I won't quit my day job)

Grab it and let the lucky recipient (s) know that you have given them a rule-free award and not to be afraid to pick it up on your site. Once they grab it from your site, they are free to pass it along to others (rule-free of course). And anyone can grab it from their sites to pass on as well.

Hope you all enjoy awarding it forward!

Now hurry! Go make room in your closet for all that good karma. And please get rid of those old sweatpants while you're at it! (-:


The No Rules Rock Star Blogger Award

The No Rules Divine Blogger Award

Award Love Received

Thanks so much to Lisa at Grandmasbriefs.com (the Grandma sites got it going on yo) and Robyn at Simply Delightful and Tamara at homespunheartscandlesand Jane @agingmommyblog for this award. You guys are awesome!

Okay, here are my 10 honest things about myself:

1. I am an extremely well balanced individual

2. I am easily distracted

3. I don’t take rules seriously

4. I lied about number one (number 3 made me do it)

5. I have a short attention span

6. I often don’t finish what I sta..


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