Monday, September 27, 2010

Blog Draft


Let’s see….

-Blog about my co-workers continuing and unfortunate bathroom issues….

Naw...not enough blog spray on earth.

-Blog about the nosy work apes hanging all over me all the time so I can’t get any blog peace and quiet…

Naw....if there’s no bloodshed what’s the point?

-Blog about how I wish there were big comic-comment bubbles over peoples heads instead of having to wince away from their bad breath…


Naw, bad idea...then they’d know I was lying half the time.

Ok seventy-five percent.

-Write about something meaningful.


Create a Blog national anthem. …Buy a poultry dress with matching purse …continue to wonder if you pronounce Illinois like Ill-a-noise or Ill-an-oy…Blog about how one can say the word persnickety so many times over and over that they lose all feeling in the face…why thinking vagina when someone says angina… then, naturally… Aunt Jemima…is wrong...

Is my life the blog or is the blog my life?!!!



Much better.

Not really.

Now what?


Naw...gave it up for blogging (-:

Do you guys, talk?


Tractor Mom on September 28, 2010 at 2:24 PM said...

Have you tried the blog therapy group? No, wait, them quit meeting because they were all too busy blogging about it!

Come by when you need to write comments....

ReformingGeek on September 28, 2010 at 3:19 PM said...

Oh, please. We want to hear more about the bathroom issues.

Hee Hee.

Talking? I'm not very good at that. Somebody may wince at my bad breath.

**unwrapping cinnamon altoids**


Claudya Martinez on September 28, 2010 at 3:47 PM said...

I used to sell concessions and some folks would order Orangina and make it rhyme with vagina.

Thank you for being such a wonderful friend.

Jen on September 28, 2010 at 5:16 PM said...

What? Is this you are talking about? Talking to people? I know nothing of the sort.

Lisa@GrandmasBriefs on September 28, 2010 at 5:31 PM said...

Talk? I talk in reverse and upside down, saying "If you can read this you are much too close so please friend me on Facebook."


Joy@TPMG on September 28, 2010 at 5:51 PM said...

Only when necessary:) Blogging is more therapeutic.

Patty Punker on September 28, 2010 at 5:57 PM said...

never cared much for talking to begin with. especially small talk. i prefer the get-down-on-it of the blogosphere.

Moooooog35 on September 28, 2010 at 6:16 PM said...

Does reading my own comments out loud count?

I'm gonna go with 'yeah.'

Simply Suthern on September 28, 2010 at 7:30 PM said...

Blogging has become work. It keeps ya up at night. It interferes with work. Maybe I should blog about that.

Liz Mays on September 29, 2010 at 3:25 AM said...

The Illinois part of the comment is actually a pet peeve of mine. It makes me slightly batty when it's pronounced Illi-noise. Please don't do it. I might slap you.

Annie (Lady M) x on September 29, 2010 at 7:35 AM said...

I actually tried saying persnickety over and over. I think you are right, If I pursued it for long enough, my face would go numb.

So do tell about the toilet issues at work!

Paige on September 29, 2010 at 8:22 AM said...

blogging really is like a full time job and also um SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! to the shout out you gave me miss thang! im so glad you like

Wicked Shawn on September 29, 2010 at 8:53 AM said...

I talk incessantly, and comment, and blog, and tweet. I can't shutup. Evah!!!

Yankee Girl on September 29, 2010 at 10:24 AM said...

I'm with Blueviolet. You're on my shitlist if your pronounce the S in Illinois!

Yesterday I talked on the phone for 3 hours. It was a new record for me. One that I don't plan on breaking any time soon, because when I was done, I really had to pee.

Anonymous said...

I talk. All.the.time. I cant shut up. Even when I want to! lol

drollgirl on September 29, 2010 at 12:34 PM said...


i have been thinking about doing a post on office bathroom ISSUES. god! lots of material there, but grossing everybody out might not go over well!

blogging/emailing/comment trump talking, as they are VOLUNTARY actions and can be done on our whim. talking is many times involuntary, unnecessary, and exhausting!

Ed on September 29, 2010 at 8:36 PM said...

I always talk to myself.

It's the most intelligent conversation I can get.

People Who Know Me Would Say: on September 30, 2010 at 4:23 AM said...

I love the angina, vagina, Aunt Jemima thing....that is soooooooooo me!!!

I do still talk, but if no one is present while I'm talking, did a tree fall in the forest?

An Imperfect Momma on September 30, 2010 at 6:20 AM said...

LOL! I thought I was the only one that thought of vagina when someone said angina. I am not a loony bin!! :). to people outside of twitter, blogger or facebook? Do people still do that anymore?

Unknown on September 30, 2010 at 10:24 AM said...

They should hire a bathroom detective to report on abusive toilet behavior and stall specific issues, i.e.; they need to incarcerate the serial seat wetters.

Currently, I'm experiencing blog withdrawal. I've got the shakes and think that everyone is an avatar. I know that I am.

Ducky on October 1, 2010 at 9:53 AM said...

My imaginary friends are the best friends I have! So of course I talk...all the time!

Kristy @Loveandblasphemy on October 1, 2010 at 5:10 PM said...

TOTALLY RELATE to coworker fu**ers hanging around and trying to hide the blog world...

Unknown on October 1, 2010 at 7:51 PM said...

Blog national anthem --- woo hoo, we should have one of those! Can it include a maple leaf, maple syrup, and hockey?

As for the poultry dress, NOOOO! Do not go all Gaga on us!

No comment on coworkers. I love and respect them all equally, blah, blah, blah....

Linda Medrano on October 2, 2010 at 11:00 AM said...

I love the idea of a poultry dress and know you would look stunning in it! But then frankly, you are stunning in anything. Good God! I cannot believe that co-workers won't just leave you alone and let you blog in peace like everyone else at work! That totally sucks.

Annie (Lady M) x on October 3, 2010 at 1:02 PM said...

P.S. I added you on my blogroll. Do you fancy swapping blog buttons too? Blimey, that sounds like something that should be done behind the bike-sheds doesn't it?!!

Jayne Martin on October 4, 2010 at 8:15 AM said...

I chat to myself all the time -- which is fine in my home, but when I forget and do it in public I always get those looks of pity like, "Poor old broad. Someone really should lock her up."

the Tsaritsa on October 4, 2010 at 10:17 AM said...

I think "vagina" when I hear someone say "Orangina." Is that bad?

Tiffany on October 4, 2010 at 11:16 AM said...

i'm so bipolar about blogging/writing and talking. i'm in the mood for one or the other but rarely both at the same time.

i think the husband's still waiting for the 'not in the mood to talk' part.

Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip on October 5, 2010 at 11:27 PM said...

Angina. Vagina. Aunt Jemima... That is totally my speed. I wish I worked with you. Except then I might worrry about my breath all the time. Hey, do you have a mint I could borrow?

Unknown on October 7, 2010 at 3:58 AM said...

I've always had a problem with pronunciation, since I mostly read instead of watch TV. (I could spell the word, so give me a freaking break.) A solution to this problem is to stop talking to people and write instead. Full circle. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Hi Mrs Blogalot...When Im blogging more...I store up all my words and I just cant get them out fast my friends tell me Whooooaa...slow down...!!so its best that I talk a little, blog a little and everything gets evened out...lately Ive been talking way more...I took on another job about five more hours a day and Im too tired to blog at when Im around people I just cant shut up...! I need to find a way to do it all..! Hope all is well with you..!

Andrea on October 10, 2010 at 8:10 PM said...

I talk. But I probably write more than I talk these days. ;) Loved this brain stream of consciousness like post. :P

Frugal Vicki on October 11, 2010 at 10:16 AM said...

Ha! Since starting blogging, I am finding that I much prefer to tell my family about what is up through the blog...and I prefer emails to phone conversations. Oops

Joann Mannix on October 11, 2010 at 10:32 AM said...

Now I will never, ever be able to think vagina without Aunt Jemima following right behind.

And I hate blog hoverers! Go get your own blog, loser!

And for the record, it's Illinois as in annoy. Bok Choy. Big Boi.

Oh no. I think it might be contagious.

Jayne Martin on October 11, 2010 at 3:32 PM said...

Hey -- where ya been girlfriend? Hope the new job is going well. Missing you.

The Absence of Alternatives on October 11, 2010 at 10:21 PM said...

What do you mean? You mean all this internal dialogue floating in my head when I tap tap tap out these words into the cyber space does not count as TALK?!

Oy. I have a problem.

The Single Mothers Chronicles on October 12, 2010 at 4:27 PM said...

OMG - I totally have the "...agina" thing too!! It's in the blog water!

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