Saturday, December 28, 2013

Message in a Bloggle

So…er, um.

Stop stammering, and just say hello. It’s not like anyone's here.


What’s wrong with you? I told you there's no such thing as an Annual Blogger. 

Um…Happy New Year?

Really?...almost a year for that? Blogger should kick your auto-renew’s ass.

Merry Christmas?

You make me sick. Move over.

Reasons for not blogging:

Excuse #1
Like they let the insane have lists.  Sillies! 

So other than the crazy, hectic life-stuff, where have I been and what have I been doing?
Yes, like in using real commas and everything (#hatecommas). Like in actually trying to get published. Dreamer. Something I’ve always, always wanted to do. 
So far, I've written three Middle Grade books (but pretty sure the first two don't count, as they were too busy sucking the big learning-curve lollipop). I'm holding on to the whole third, fourth, fifth time's a charm thing.
...I know, poor kids! (-:
Now go on, explain about the blog... And sooo I had to step away because this blog was (and will always be) like my beautiful, shiny object that I couldn’t stop starring at long enough to get myself in gear. And you know what they say: No Gear, No Dream.  Yeah, nobody says that. Anyway, as I might have mentioned, me and Two-Things-at-a-Time never did get along very well, but I think we are becoming friends or at best, comfortable enemies (still not sure which). We shall see.
But I can pretend almost a whole year didn’t go by without me blogging about a damn thing if you can. I'm an excellent denyer. And I know you guys have some mad, look-the-other-way skillz. I’ve seen ‘em.
If nothing else, I can always make this my annual nervous-breakdown event. If it posts like a duck... 
Any excuse for a cocktail! (-:

There, was that so hard? 
But no gear, no dream right?



Jayne Martin on December 28, 2013 at 2:10 PM said...

I sooooooooo get it. Good for you. Uber impressed. May 2014 be the year of the published novel for you!

Simply Suthern on December 28, 2013 at 2:22 PM said...

You were gone?? LOL

Doesn't matter why, Just great to see you.

I dont remember reading any books in middle school.

Coffeypot on December 28, 2013 at 5:22 PM said...

Glad to see you back, and hows about you giving us a snippet of your book.

drollgirl on January 2, 2014 at 4:57 PM said...

fingers crossed that your book(s) get published!

i recently read a book called bird by bird. you might like it. lots of tips/suggestions for writers, and the author is pretty funny too!

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Unknown on January 5, 2014 at 1:11 PM said...

Welcome back! Congratulations! You were sorely missed. It's difficult balancing a blog and a book, or other writing pursuits. I'll never be able to balance the two. So, I've only been posting once a week. The Internet is soooooooo distracting .. what was I saying?

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