The Douche Movement

I believe that it is time for bowels to step aside and let The Douche Movement take over. Nothing against a good bowel movement but sometimes a girl needs some extra cleansing. Yeah, I’ve been drinking. Since when does anyone like a sober blogger? So in this movement the blogger cleanses all feelings of angst and woe. Curses...

The Rosie Award

I'm gonna call this one the "Rosie Award" ....clearly the graphic designers of the world have nothing to fear...but still isn't it cute?And I'd like to pass it on to some great blogger peeps I've met who are the Most Ut!How are they the Most Ut you ask? Well since you asked......They are hilarious, fun, inspirational, sarcastic, silly, compelling,...

Eyes on Your Own Paper Mister!

Q) What is worse than a cheating husband? A) Why the rancid whores that cheat with him of course. Now I’m not much for rules. For example, when my son goes over to visit a friend, I run down a mother-load of rules that would likely choke a rhino but the only rule that I really care about is that he doesn’t crap in someone else’s toilet....

Obsession thy name is Edward!!!

Oh and let’s not forget Jake…like we ever could! I don’t remember the last time that I was so taken in and all consumed by a series of books or characters. Unless you count that brief period of mourning when they killed off Catherine on the Beauty and the Beast T.V. series. And… if you can call six months brief. Forbidden duel...

Holy Kidnapping!

THANKSGIVING: Now listen up you Santa ball licker. If you want to make it to see the New Year you better pay close attention. CHRISTMAS: GulpTHANKSGIVING: First rule- get the sleigh bells out of your mouth mincemeat. Nobody can understand a word you’re saying through those lying rotten gingerbread teeth. Either you’re about...

The Blogging Kingdom

Deep in the heart of the Blogging jungle, the female blogger sniffs the air for post sustenance. Sensing imminent danger, the male target backs off soundlessly into a corner keeping an unwavering eye on his foe.The female blogger licks her claws in anticipation and waits patiently for the precise moment to attack. At the first sign...