And unfortunately, I've come to the conclusion that my husband is just not woman enough for me.
Man enough yes.
Umm... not so much.
So I've decided to move forward with legal proceedings to procure a Half-Wife.
If the law recognizes half brothers and half sisters, I see no reason why my efforts should be thwarted as my case is 100% woman-based rationalized which makes it ...well, kind of real.
My only obstacle is getting my husband to understand that he does not get the other half of my Half Wife.
She is all mine.
Her primary functions will be to but are not limited to:
Refereeing all arguments in my favor & understanding what I'm talking about at all times.
Basic mind reading skills a plus.
I'm not asking for that much am I?
In return for her services.... well..er...I haven't quite gotten that far yet but if she's half the man I think she'll be, we'll all live happily ever after.
It could work right? (-: