Blog Draft

Hmmmm….. Let’s see…. -Blog about my co-workers continuing and unfortunate bathroom issues…. Naw...not enough blog spray on earth. -Blog about the nosy work apes hanging all over me all the time so I can’t get any blog peace and quiet… Naw....if there’s no bloodshed what’s the point? -Blog about how I wish...

Internal Blog

When I was ten years old, I used to think that I had a crazy uncle. He would pretend to wrestle snapping turtles out of the lake, he’d shoot bats at night in the backyard and he would sell cotton balls on paper plates during the day in Central Park claiming that they had the ability to tune you into this one of a kind, amazing station…....

Jew Hoo

So last week I was conveniently Jewish for the holiday. I figured, new job, new bosses...need to get ‘em trained right off the bat right?Yessiree… If there is an optional, religious holiday day off in question, sticker me Jewish please. Nobody has ever questioned my Jewishness before.Before last week that is…. Obviously...

The Name Shaft

I want to bring back the name Maxine. What do you guys think? I think somehow it lost its luster in the whole Maxi-pad business. If my baby making days weren’t three rhythm methods to the wind, I’d definitely throw that name into the hat for a girl. Maybe I’ll even petition the new mothers-to-be to get their heads out of their Bella...