Monday, January 10, 2011

Blogish





















Blogish





...My new religion.





Like it?





I found it on a lunch trip at Subway.









"What would you like on that turkey sandwich?" the poor unsuspecting Subway Sandwich Artist asks the lady in front of me.





"Just lettish"




"Excuse me?" she asks




"Just lettish"






"let-TUCE?" she confirms and spits a little, insulted on behalf of words everywhere.





"Yeah, that's what I said. Sorry about my southern accent"







?









Insert insult to injury redneck face here.







Oh stop it, just pick one.






It wasn't until she asked for a side of chomato that I started looking around for the cameras.






Now I can't tell you what part of the outraged South she was from, nor can I tell you the last time I tucked in a shirt but I would bet my last shacon, lettish and chomato sandwich that there is no picture plaque of her hanging on any Town Hall wall.




And you know I'm going back tomorrow and every day- same time exactly- to see if she comes in again.




I'm dying of churiosity about my new religion!



A'comon! wouldn't you be? (-:









23 comments:

A Daft Scots Lass on January 31, 2011 at 3:25 AM said...

for shor!

Sex, Drugs and Bacon Sandwiches on January 31, 2011 at 4:14 AM said...

Daily updates required - Maybe tomorrow, if you're really lucky she will order something completely different and we can all learn another new word :)

ReformingGeek on January 31, 2011 at 6:02 AM said...

Louisiana?

But did she ast any questions?

Lauren on January 31, 2011 at 6:02 AM said...

hahahhahahhahaha! Did chu ever find the camera? Maybe it was hidden in the Cold Cut Combo. The streets are filled with blog fodder and walking brain dead. I'm beginning to believe that the world is really flat...bread.

Moooooog35 on January 31, 2011 at 6:55 AM said...

Since when does being from the South mean you talk like Sylvester the Cat?

BugginWord on January 31, 2011 at 9:14 AM said...

You might have to research this further at the lie-berry.

Simply Suthern on January 31, 2011 at 12:15 PM said...

Ah-ight, I'm with Moog, We dont talk like that. We may talk slow. Add a few extra sylabols here an there to a coupla words but if there was one word in the english language we can pronouce its BACON. I aint say'n she wernt from the south but her lack of command of the english language aint due to bein raised down here. Well all of it anyways.

Jayne Martin on January 31, 2011 at 1:29 PM said...

Any chance she just came from the dentish? Yep. this definitely calls for further investigation.

blueviolet on January 31, 2011 at 1:55 PM said...

When I tell people where I'm from, they look at me like I'm a big fat liar because my accent isn't southern.

drollgirl on January 31, 2011 at 2:19 PM said...

BAH! well thank you for the laugh!

Patty Punker on January 31, 2011 at 5:55 PM said...

this woman at work always refers to our smoking cessation program as the smoking sensation program. lettush pray.

Joann Mannix on January 31, 2011 at 7:28 PM said...

I live in the deep South and as far as I know our twang is not a lisp.

I do say "awl" instead of oil. And I really hate the fact that my Chwinkies have hydrogenated awl in them.

Babysmartees on February 1, 2011 at 5:27 PM said...

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Robin on February 2, 2011 at 12:50 PM said...

..and I am...please keep us updated...Im not a religious person but this one has me by the "chorns"..Who knows it may become some bloggish cult.....how come I dont have such fun at my local subway...you get all the luck..!

Linda Medrano on February 2, 2011 at 4:06 PM said...

I love lettish and chomato! What part of the South was she from again?

Jen on February 5, 2011 at 7:18 AM said...

Can't even wrap my head around that accent, and I talk all funny.

The Absence of Alternatives on February 5, 2011 at 8:14 AM said...

LOL @ Moooooog35's & Elly's comments.

I got nothing. I do try to not order CORN.

Tiffany on February 5, 2011 at 3:49 PM said...

i'm not from the south, but i've lived in it long enough and never of lettish. or chomato. maybe she's not southern, just an idiot.

Sandra on February 5, 2011 at 9:42 PM said...

I totally would be, and like you, I totally would have blogged about it! Good on you for knowing when to strike! Muwahahahahaha!

Yankee Girl on February 7, 2011 at 11:11 AM said...

Chomato's are my favorite food.

I have no idea what you are talking about!

Veronica on February 8, 2011 at 4:55 AM said...

LOL, I didn't realize the southern accent included a lisp either.

reagansultani on February 11, 2011 at 6:12 PM said...

Sounds like the toothless southern accent to me. Maybe it was her second sub and she was shtill chawing eet.

Lynn on February 12, 2011 at 11:14 PM said...

Gotta love a well placed lisp!

My best, Lynn

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