Sunday, August 15, 2010

My SITS Day Yo!!!!










A Rabbi, a Priest and a Redneck walk into a blog...


The rabbi holds up both hands and proclaims “I hereby bless this blogger on her most honored and anticipated SITS-VAH day”


The priest shoves him over and says “What's the matter with you? It’s not SITS-vah, it’s Saint SITS Day. Don’t you know anything?”


“And what do you know?” The rabbi spat “And while we’re at it, who started the no eating meat on Fridays crap? The cows?”


The priest got up clearly agitated and pointed out “like you’d know anything about cows when their milk isn’t even good enough to eat with meat?”


The arguing continued back and forth until the redneck interrupted gently.


“Fellers, fellers, no need to git yer holy books in a twist”


The priest and the rabbi stopped bickering abruptly and both looked over to stare blankly at the redneck.


“What the hell is he doing here?” the rabbi asked the priest.


"Oh him?" the priest paused a moment then leaned over to whisper softly into the rabbi’s ear “... he thought it was IN-SITS day...”


A second of stunned silence passed then both the priest and the rabbi erupted in hearty barks of laughter.


....And SITS Day was happy once more!


I’d like to thank the wonderful ladies of SITS for the honor of being today’s featured blogger... despite the above post.


Do you know how many virtual flowers arrangements I owe those SITS girls for all of the awesome bloggy friends I've met over there?


Shhh..don't say anything. Maybe they'll forget.


But do go check 'em out! They rock!!!!


And before the Blog Police come to take me away.... below are some of my favorite posts from my Fun Dust on The Blog Shelf - hope it doesn't make anyone sneeze or cough up blood or anything...I'm not insured...


maybe this wasn't such a good idea...



A hearty thanks to everyone for sharing this day with me!! (insert hearts, flowers and a hot Paramedic here)



Shhhhh!!!!!


The Blog Junkie


Move Over Poker


The Age Old Post


The Convenient Jew


My Monthly Blog


If A Blog Posts in The Forest...




...Now where did I put that First-Aid Blog kit?


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Simoney on August 16, 2010 at 12:07 AM said...

Good evening Mrs Blogalot and welcome to your SITS day. I um, have to admit, I am a little bit thick. I, er, was wondering could you please tell me what an IN-SITS day is?? (or the redneck equivalent?) I am from downunder and we don't really get rednecks here. Sorreeee! But apart from my ignorance, loving your style!
xx

Cheryl D. on August 16, 2010 at 12:19 AM said...

Happy SITS day! I loved the joke! I'd love to follow you, but I don't think you have followers. So, I'll just have to subscribe. I loves me a funny blog (ok, it's late, there goes the grammar--plus I have red-neck on the brain now).

Genevieve on August 16, 2010 at 12:24 AM said...

LMAO! You are a great writer! Happy SITS day!!! I am off to check out your dusty posts!

Nocturnal Queen on August 16, 2010 at 12:34 AM said...

Congratulations on your SITS day!

Anastasia on August 16, 2010 at 12:42 AM said...

COngrats!

JadeLD on August 16, 2010 at 1:19 AM said...

Happy SITS day - congratulations too! Hope you get lots of new readers and followers today. I like your take on this post too - very funny. I'm off to check out some of your posts, think it's worth the risk for the hot paramedic!

nmaha on August 16, 2010 at 1:28 AM said...

Reading your blog is so easy.......love your style....am going to take a stroll through your blog to understand more......Happy SITS day

Acting Balanced Mom on August 16, 2010 at 1:44 AM said...

Happy SITS day - love the joke :) perfect way to start a Monday morning :)

Rachel Cotterill on August 16, 2010 at 1:51 AM said...

Happy SITS day! Great to meet you, and I hope you have a lovely day :)

I'm thinking that I'm missing something about the IN-SITS... whu...? (but I'm British so it's not surprising!)

blueviolet on August 16, 2010 at 1:58 AM said...

Happy SITS day! I'm glad you're the one being featured today!

Elizabeth @ My Life, Such as it is... on August 16, 2010 at 2:50 AM said...

Happy SITS Day! Coming from TX I so totally laughed out loud (and spewed my Diet Dr. Pepper)at your post.

I will definitely be looking around your blog later today when I'm off work (which is where I am now).

Cook Clean Craft on August 16, 2010 at 3:25 AM said...

Happy SITS day! Joke went over this Aussie's head too...hope I can understand the rest of your blog. I better go find out!

Sorta Southern Single Mom on August 16, 2010 at 3:44 AM said...

Happy SITS Day! You're blog is a real treat! I cannot wait to come back and read more... of course, I am saying that as I start back to work for the full-time for the first time in 8 years. I really do intend to come back, but.... :)

Mary K Brennan on August 16, 2010 at 3:51 AM said...

Happy SITS Day. Loving the joke, and this whole blog. Keep us laughing!

lostinaseaofblogs on August 16, 2010 at 4:02 AM said...

LOL! Great joke! :) Happy SITS day! (Simone, email me, I'll explain...)

Lori Dyan on August 16, 2010 at 4:03 AM said...

You are definitely worthy some good SITS love - your blog brings the funny (even to me, with a benedryl-induced hangover) and I'l be coming back for more...!

Lori

FranticMommy on August 16, 2010 at 4:06 AM said...

Happy SITS Day! You rock! Enjoy your day. You deserve it :)

Lynn from For Love or Funny on August 16, 2010 at 4:08 AM said...

Hello Mrs. Blogalot. It's so nice to meet a blogger with a lovely sense of humor. I can see that your place is going to be somewhere I can go whenever I need a grin. (Stopping by from SITS!)

JDaniel4's Mom on August 16, 2010 at 4:23 AM said...

Happy SITS day! I don't think I have seen a more fun welcome than this.

Ana Goncalves on August 16, 2010 at 4:35 AM said...

Happy SITS day, and a what a truly unique way to start the SITS day by a very one of a kind joke! Well done. :)
Have a happy week, and keep enjoying.

Theta Mom on August 16, 2010 at 4:37 AM said...

Happy SITS Day mama!! It's truly awesome, isn't it? Enjoy your day in the spotlight!!

Favourite Vintage Finds on August 16, 2010 at 4:41 AM said...

Hello and Happy SITS Day to you! Very clever and funny welcome! Smiles & best wishes, Carla. :)

Dawn on August 16, 2010 at 4:43 AM said...

Thanks for the laugh on this gloomy Monday morning! Funny blog-sorry, my kids don't think so, they want me off the computer and getting them some breakfast :) I'll be back to visit.

Margaret Almon on August 16, 2010 at 4:45 AM said...

Happy SITS Day!

Jen on August 16, 2010 at 4:55 AM said...

Happy SITS day! Loved the SITS joke! Too Cute! Enjoy your special day!

Dual Mom on August 16, 2010 at 5:06 AM said...

In-sits day! hahahahah I love it!

Joann Mannix on August 16, 2010 at 5:08 AM said...

Hey, hey Mrs. B! I am so excited for you! Of course, I don't need SITS to tell me how wonderful you are! Enjoy your SITS day!

Sheri Carpetenter on August 16, 2010 at 5:08 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS feature. Love your blog and the joke was great!!! Hope you enjoy your SITS day!!

julie on August 16, 2010 at 5:17 AM said...

Happy SITS day! What a cute blog you have over here. I can tell I'm going to love your sense of humor; it's right up my alley! Enjoy!

Young Wife on August 16, 2010 at 5:21 AM said...

Congratulations on your SITS Day!

Naked Girl in a Dress on August 16, 2010 at 5:21 AM said...

You are hilarious! I am visiting from SITS. Will be visiting you again.

Angie - The Work at Home Wife on August 16, 2010 at 5:21 AM said...

Nothing beats a bloggy joke on a Monday morning (we need more of those). Happy SITS Day!

liz on August 16, 2010 at 5:23 AM said...

This was - BY FAR - the most interesting and colorful SITS Day post E.V.E.R! Congratulations and enjoy your day!

Andrea Pokorny on August 16, 2010 at 5:24 AM said...

Off you check out your dusty posts! Enjoy your SITS day =)

Steph S. on August 16, 2010 at 5:25 AM said...

Have a great SITS day! Your blog is total fun - love your sense of humor! :)

Veronica on August 16, 2010 at 5:28 AM said...

Happy SITS Day!

Am definitely following you.

I like the cut of your jib!

Birdie on August 16, 2010 at 5:30 AM said...

I loved your blog the moment I smelled sarcasm!! Happy SITS day!

Confessions of a Paper-Crafts Chick on August 16, 2010 at 5:32 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day! :o)

Quasi Serendipita on August 16, 2010 at 5:32 AM said...

I'm laughing already! Happy SITS day :-)

More Than A Mom on August 16, 2010 at 5:33 AM said...

Happy SITS day to you. I don't get the In-Sits day punch line but then again I listen to 2 and 4 year olds tell jokes every day. Ha ha.

Enjoy your special day (while I ponder the punchline for most of mine).

Ash on August 16, 2010 at 5:34 AM said...

Enjoy all the in-sits love! Just one big happy family. I grew up in Georgia and now live in Texas - totally down with it.

Barnmaven on August 16, 2010 at 5:40 AM said...

Congratulations on your SITS day!

Angelia Sims on August 16, 2010 at 5:49 AM said...

Haha! Too funny! Happy SITS day!

Very creative intro. Loved it!

Jamee @ A New Kind of Normal on August 16, 2010 at 5:53 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day! You are hilarious! What a great way to start a Monday!

KC Mom on August 16, 2010 at 5:53 AM said...

I think that is the most clever sits intro I've seen. Congratulations on your big day! Enjoy.

Evonne on August 16, 2010 at 5:55 AM said...

Awesome joke! Congrats on your SITS day! I'm now following and look forward to reading more.

Have a great day!

LambAround on August 16, 2010 at 6:00 AM said...

I can already see that this is going to be my kind of blog! :)
Bed news for you though. The SITS girls never forget!

Lamb’s Most Recent (FUNNY!) Post: Pica HATES the Train

Alana, Author of Domestically Challenged on August 16, 2010 at 6:12 AM said...

Happy SITS Day! I heart you. The joke is awesome and you have a great writing style. Off to subscribe! :)

Kmama on August 16, 2010 at 6:13 AM said...

Happy SITS day! Love it when bloggers I know are featured!!

Jen on August 16, 2010 at 6:13 AM said...

Totally loving your blog today. I can't wait to read more.

Congrats on the Feature.

Elizabeth Patch on August 16, 2010 at 6:15 AM said...

Hello funny lady and a Happy SITS day to you!

Hello! I'm Kate. on August 16, 2010 at 6:17 AM said...

Happy SITS day!

Can't wait to read more!

heidi @ wonder woman wannabe on August 16, 2010 at 6:19 AM said...

Happy SITS day! Thanks for helping me start my Monday off with a smile! Off to poke around a bit, enjoy all your new visitors!

Spring M Fricks on August 16, 2010 at 6:20 AM said...

Happy SITs day!

Staci on August 16, 2010 at 6:24 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS Day!!!!!!

The Millennial Housewife on August 16, 2010 at 6:27 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day! Love your blog - it is very funny!

Alissa on August 16, 2010 at 6:28 AM said...

Happy SITS day. Great blog!

Kita on August 16, 2010 at 6:28 AM said...

Congrats on your SiTs day! Loved the intro!

The Insatiable Host on August 16, 2010 at 6:30 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day! You are truly worthy of such a great day!!! You also are equal parts of awesome and funny.

Danon

Elly Lou on August 16, 2010 at 6:33 AM said...

I have sits all over my forehead because I drank too much wine last night and fell asleep with my makeup on.

Also? I'm pretty sure that redneck is kin to me.

Congrats!

Andrea on August 16, 2010 at 6:37 AM said...

Hey Mel! Happy SITS day to you! I am grateful to SITS for such a sweet and funny bloggy friend! Have a fabulous day dahling!

LambAround on August 16, 2010 at 6:38 AM said...

I'm back from reading your c-section post. Not only have you cracked me up, you've given me advice that just might stick should I ever find myself in that situation. Oh, and I will never watch Little House on the Prairie the same way :p

Lamb’s Most Recent (FUNNY!) Post: Pica HATES the Train

Sherri @ Luv a Bargain on August 16, 2010 at 6:41 AM said...

Happy Happy Day!! You are going to make my day! Laughing....

Mama2Multitude on August 16, 2010 at 6:44 AM said...

Oooohhhhhhh, what breath of fresh air this morning! A laugh was just what I needed. I'm off to read that c-section post! Happy SITS day!

Jennifer on August 16, 2010 at 6:48 AM said...

Hilarious. And I really need a laugh this morning. Happy SITS day!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' on August 16, 2010 at 6:53 AM said...

Dropping by from SITS! You have a fabulous blog =-)

AngiDe on August 16, 2010 at 6:59 AM said...

Hilarious!! I'm still trying to figure out what an in-sits is..... but still laughin either way! Congrat's on your day!

xo

North of 25A on August 16, 2010 at 6:59 AM said...

Congratulations on your SITS day!
Best,
Colleen

Life with Kaishon on August 16, 2010 at 7:09 AM said...

Congratulations on your SITS day. What a funny way to start the day and welcome everyone : )

Randa @ The Bewitchin' Kitchen on August 16, 2010 at 7:12 AM said...

Happy SITS DAY!

confessionsofacrazymom.com on August 16, 2010 at 7:13 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day!! You deserve it!! You are hilarious, just what I needed on a Monday morning. Can't wait to read the rest of your blog.

Shayna on August 16, 2010 at 7:15 AM said...

Loving your SITS joke! Off to read about the Convenient Jew (being a Jewish chick I get a kick out of reading about others!)

Bluegrape on August 16, 2010 at 7:15 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day! I'm also lost of what an IN-SITS is, but I love what you're writing, how writing it. I think it's waaay cool-can I be your geeky friend?owhh, 'so kay, I 'll follow you instead. *LOL*

Susie on August 16, 2010 at 7:27 AM said...

Congratulations on your SITs feature:-) I hope you enjoy your day in the sun:-)

Laura @ The Things I Said I'd Never Do on August 16, 2010 at 7:27 AM said...

Happy SITS day! Enjoy the love!

Alicia on August 16, 2010 at 7:32 AM said...

Happy SITS day!! what a fun blog!! so real and fresh and funny! Great choice by the sits team, have a great day!

Ronnica on August 16, 2010 at 7:33 AM said...

I already find you hilarious...so glad you were featured today so that I can start reading your blog!

Sophia's Mom on August 16, 2010 at 7:36 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day!!!
I know I've a little MIA but I luv you!
Enjoy all the bloggy love ;-)

simplysandi on August 16, 2010 at 7:39 AM said...

Happy SITS Day! I can tell almost instantly that I love this blog... you crack me up! Can't wait to go read more!

BlackEyedDog on August 16, 2010 at 7:39 AM said...

Hey^^ Happy SITS Day.
Off to check out the rest of your blog^^

xoxo

Tractor Mom on August 16, 2010 at 7:41 AM said...

Happy SITS Day!!

I look forward to reading even more great posts...especially if you can get the Hubby to talk more!

Come by when you can...

www.frugaltractormom.blogspot.com

Liza on August 16, 2010 at 7:48 AM said...

Nice. Incest is always funny.

Happy SITS Day! Off to read some more of your posts...

Kay Richardson on August 16, 2010 at 7:53 AM said...

I literally understand none of this. But I like it. (Much like my relationship with women)

LBDDiaries on August 16, 2010 at 8:03 AM said...

Happy SITS day - I can tell I'm gonna like your blog. Going to check out your postings now!!

Mandy's Creative Corner on August 16, 2010 at 8:16 AM said...

Spreading the love from SITS land! Happy YOU day =D

somethingtolearn on August 16, 2010 at 8:18 AM said...

Happy SITS day. Love your sense of humour!

isurvivedadivorce on August 16, 2010 at 8:20 AM said...

Good morning SITSTA! Congratulations on your sits day!

Jenny on August 16, 2010 at 8:22 AM said...

Happy, happy SITS Day! Hope it is a great one!

gringationcancun on August 16, 2010 at 8:22 AM said...

Happy SITS Day! enjoy it!

Brittany Ciara on August 16, 2010 at 8:23 AM said...

You just kept on pulling me in! I love it!

Congrats on being featured! Happy SITS day! Wear that crown with pride and feel the love!

xoxox

Mommy Needs a Vacation on August 16, 2010 at 8:25 AM said...

YOU my dear are HYSTERICAL!! Following you on Twitter now! Enjoy your special SITS Day!

C H R I S T I on August 16, 2010 at 8:27 AM said...

Happy SITS Day!

omgyummy on August 16, 2010 at 8:28 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day or IN SITS day or whatever you want to call it :-). I needed a laugh this morning so thanks. I especially enjoy the part-time Jewish post.

Amy on August 16, 2010 at 8:36 AM said...

Great way to introduce your blog day. Love a funny blog!

Moondancer on August 16, 2010 at 8:37 AM said...

Hello Melissa,

Many congrats on the your SITS Day, I'm a first time visitor. I'm another one that doesn't get the "in-sits day" joke.I do enjoy your writing style, so I'll be back. :)

Christina on August 16, 2010 at 8:38 AM said...

Thanks for the bit o' humor on this Monday! Happy SITS!

From Tracie on August 16, 2010 at 8:39 AM said...

Happy SITS day......I love your post on if a blog posts in a forest.

Michelle on August 16, 2010 at 8:42 AM said...

Thanks for making me chuckle this Monday Morning. Happy SITS Day!

alexis on August 16, 2010 at 8:44 AM said...

you are very strange, and i mean that in the best way possible. your convenient jew post cracked me up--i grew up in nyc, so i knew a lot of those. i love me some funny women--happy sits day!

Leah Rubin on August 16, 2010 at 8:44 AM said...

Congrats on the big day, and nice work on a very creative post!

I'm goin' to your archives now...

scargosun on August 16, 2010 at 8:44 AM said...

Happy SITS-day!!! I remember squee-ing with happiness on the commenting! I am off to read your greatest hits!

Mammatalk on August 16, 2010 at 9:00 AM said...

Enjoy!!

Grams on August 16, 2010 at 9:03 AM said...

Stopped by from SITS determined to leave my obligatory comment and move on. After all, I don't really need another blog to follow. But you are hilarious. I've been reading for quite a while now and will be adding you to my Blog List. Looking forward to many more laughs from Mrs. Blogalot!

Sarah on August 16, 2010 at 9:18 AM said...

I like your joke. That's a good one! lol. Happy day to you! Your blog is such a good read.

La Familia Garcia on August 16, 2010 at 9:18 AM said...

Wow, That's what I call professional blogging! I mean that is personal/classy/ and funny all in one! Happy SITS day!!!

cookiesANDclogs on August 16, 2010 at 9:24 AM said...

Congrats on being highlighted today! I think you have a great take on your blog and you are fantastic at getting your 'voice' across.

Lindsay on August 16, 2010 at 9:26 AM said...

So funny! Congrats on your day. You totally deserve it. :)

Saucy B on August 16, 2010 at 9:31 AM said...

Congrats on your big day! I can't wait to read your stuff. I really enjoyed your 'about me' section and love your attitude/sense of humor.
I'm also looking forward to reading your blog because I've noticed you around the old blogosphere over at Alfred Lives Here. We both seem follow and comment on similar blogs, so it's nice to "meet" you over here at your little corner of the web.
Have a a great day! :-)

Jenny on August 16, 2010 at 9:32 AM said...

LMFAO that was funneh.

And grats on your SITS day :D (cant wait to have mine but that'll prolly never happen). ENJOY YOUR WEEK!!

dawn on August 16, 2010 at 9:39 AM said...

Well Happy Sits-Day to You! and your alter ego too!
Gotta say -- it's a good thing I stay away from my West Va cousins, or I mighta resembled that joke a little too much! :)
Wit and wisdom all rolled into one... okay more than one blog post... love it!

Emily Suzanne on August 16, 2010 at 9:50 AM said...

I'm new to this SITS stuff, but think the joke was hilarious because I know way too many rednecks...not that I am one myself...really. uh-hum..
I'm excited to check out the rest of your posts!

Paul and Kerry on August 16, 2010 at 9:52 AM said...

Hi, my name is Kerry and I am also a blog junkie. I just followed you. I can't help myself. You proclaimed your undying love to charles ingalls and scott baio because I'm pretty sure it happened in that order for me too. And let me tell you, I am supposed to be cut off from following new blogs. See, my husband and I write ours together so he knows all my dashboard business. And there is alot of business in there.

congrats on your day! Oh, and I am conveniently Catholic when need be so I get that too.

High Heeled Mama on August 16, 2010 at 9:53 AM said...

Happy SITS Day!! Your blog is too cute!!! I am really enjoying it.

Lisa @ Grandma's Briefs on August 16, 2010 at 9:56 AM said...

Congrats to the finest SITStah evah! You deserve the attention and kudos! Soak it up and lick your fingers clean, girlie!

(And OMG!!! You have the name/url option now! I love you!!!)

MamaArcher on August 16, 2010 at 10:06 AM said...

Happy SITS day!

Kristy on August 16, 2010 at 10:07 AM said...

Oh, you are a fun one! I must follow you! Can't wait to check more of you out, SITStah!

Elly @ The OCD Chronicles on August 16, 2010 at 10:12 AM said...

Stopping in from SITS. Congrats on your day! If this post is any indication of the tone of rest of your blog, I can't wait to read more.

A Nerd and A Free Spirit on August 16, 2010 at 10:19 AM said...

Congrats! Cute blog!

~kathryn

Melinda on August 16, 2010 at 10:24 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS Day ... Love your style. It's all sassy and stuff. Just the way I like it! ;0)

Linda Medrano on August 16, 2010 at 10:27 AM said...

Oh I'm so jealous! I want a SITS day too! But I'm afraid I will be too stupid to know what to do with it if I ever get one.

Emiloo on August 16, 2010 at 10:28 AM said...

Happy, Happy, SITS DAY!

Shelley on August 16, 2010 at 10:36 AM said...

Happy SITS day!! I love the office and that 70's show!

smArtee on August 16, 2010 at 10:37 AM said...

Congrats my Friend...well, well deserved...and the joke...well...its Sitsational....!

Transparent Mama on August 16, 2010 at 10:42 AM said...

Great to meet you. What a fantastic blog you funny girl!

Just Breathe on August 16, 2010 at 10:42 AM said...

Congratulations on your day to shine with SITS.

anniebakes on August 16, 2010 at 10:49 AM said...

have you ever thought of doing stand up?? have a great sits day!!

anne
www.anniebakes.net

LindaFaye on August 16, 2010 at 10:54 AM said...

Thanks for the humor. Love it!

bernicewood on August 16, 2010 at 10:59 AM said...

Happy SITS day! Funny joke and I live in the middle of redneck country, lol! Going to read some of your other posts!

http://bernicewood.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/is-your-cup-empty-or-full/

LESAPEA MUSINGS on August 16, 2010 at 11:18 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day.


Lisa xx

PatriciaD on August 16, 2010 at 11:29 AM said...

Wow, don't you just love all the wonderful people who will come and congratulate on your coolest day ever!! I have to say congrats, too, of course, and wish all the best on your blog...I loved reading the ones I've gotten to so far. Too funny!! Happy day and may it last for longer than just a day!!

Memento - Terri on August 16, 2010 at 11:35 AM said...

Enjoy your day!Off to read some more of your blog.

OwningSingle on August 16, 2010 at 11:36 AM said...

Happy SITS day. Your writing is hilarious.

Melissa on August 16, 2010 at 11:38 AM said...

That might be the best SITS intro ever, and your Mercedes of child birth post. LOVE it!

Happy SITS day, hope it's great!

Lucy on August 16, 2010 at 11:49 AM said...

Such a creative SITS post. Nice to meet ya! Off to check out more of your blog.

Lucy on August 16, 2010 at 11:55 AM said...

p.s. loved the slam on rednecks. not my fave type of person!

JoJo on August 16, 2010 at 12:01 PM said...

Congrats on your SITS day. Your blog is hysterical and I'm about to stalk around! I'm trying to figure out how to follow, but I must be blind or something because I can't figure out where it is. I'll keep trying!
Happy SITS day!

WilmaJean on August 16, 2010 at 12:01 PM said...

Happy SITS Day! Your blog is awesome!!!

Jennifer on August 16, 2010 at 12:03 PM said...

Hmmmmmm.....As a blonde, and for all those too embarrassed to admit it, or maybe as the only fool with redneck roots dumb enough to write a comment, I must say......
I don't get it. In-SITS day? Could you explain to this dim witted blogger? LOL

Either way I'm sure it is clever and witty and hilarious so....HAHAHAHA LOL! and all that and Congrats on your big day!

panachebyerin on August 16, 2010 at 12:06 PM said...

Since I am from Louisiana I can DEFINITELY relate to your joke! :) Super funny!

Melissa on August 16, 2010 at 12:12 PM said...

Congrats on your SITS day. I'm now following! And I grabbed your cute button for my blog. Can't wait to read some more of your posts!

browneyes_24b on August 16, 2010 at 12:20 PM said...

Bahaha! Congrats on being featured blogger today! I'm now following, and looking forward to hearing more from you!

http://thewhitebluesky.com

Jenn Erickson on August 16, 2010 at 12:24 PM said...

Wow, looks like you've had a fabulous turnout for your SITS day so far! Your intro is by-far-and-away the absolute BEST SITS intro EVER! You are absolutely hilarious, and it's easy to see how the SITS Girls in their infinite wisdom chose to shine their light down on you. I'm off to read your posts. I thank you, in advance, for the abdominal workout... Jenn

MiMi on August 16, 2010 at 12:24 PM said...

Happy SITS day!!
Sorry I've been absent latey, it's cuz...well, cuz I suck.

Diva (in Demand) on August 16, 2010 at 12:52 PM said...

OH MY GOODNESS....That was hilarious! What a great intro!!!! It looks like you're having a great SITS day!

Sara on August 16, 2010 at 12:54 PM said...

Happy SITS day!!!

Mrs.Mayhem on August 16, 2010 at 1:23 PM said...

You are a clever lady. I enjoyed the joke. Off to check out the other posts.

Seizing My Day on August 16, 2010 at 1:50 PM said...

Clever and Hilarious!! =) Happy Sits-vah day!! did I spell that right? lol!

...::Heather @ Mrs. Southern Bride::... on August 16, 2010 at 1:59 PM said...

Happy Sits Day! :)

Stephanie - Green SAHM on August 16, 2010 at 2:03 PM said...

Happy Sits Day to you. Going to have some fun wandering the site now.

Sunday on August 16, 2010 at 2:05 PM said...

Awesome! Loved the redneck joke!
I'm looking forward to digging deeper into your blog and seeing what hilarity I can find.
Something tells me I won't have to look far!

Congrats on your SITS Day!

Nezzy on August 16, 2010 at 2:16 PM said...

Loved the joke...very clever! :o)

God bless and have a marvelous Monday sweetie!!!

Trixie and Tess on August 16, 2010 at 2:27 PM said...

You're hysterical. I said you were "funny" in my last comment and I don't want to be repetitive...so "hysterical" it is! I love your way with words.

Happy SITS Day!

Tess♥

Lauren on August 16, 2010 at 2:55 PM said...

Congrats on the feature. I didn't realize it was SITS day. I thought it was ZITS day. I always get the two confused. Loved the Rabbi, Priest, and Redneck Blog funny. Maybe you should try doing stand-up. After sitting down all day, it's a refreshing change.

Danielle on August 16, 2010 at 3:25 PM said...

Congrats!! I love reading you blog and your sense of humor! Nothing better than reading a blog that makes me think and laugh at the same time!!

LIbby on August 16, 2010 at 3:49 PM said...

Congratulations on your SITS day! I can see that it is well deserved. Now if it's alright by you I might just stay while. Thanks for having me!

Katie on August 16, 2010 at 4:00 PM said...

Congrats! Just took a look around the blog, and can really identify with your posts. I also REALLY appreciate the good laugh :-) Guess I found another blog I have to follow!

hotpants™ on August 16, 2010 at 4:00 PM said...

Congrats on your special SITS Day!

Jane on August 16, 2010 at 4:03 PM said...

Love the joke!! and congratulations on your SITS day!! :)

Quirkyloon on August 16, 2010 at 4:04 PM said...

Baha hee hee! Verra verra funny post Lady!

Nolie on August 16, 2010 at 4:13 PM said...

Happy SITS day.

ReformingGeek on August 16, 2010 at 4:26 PM said...

I'm coming with your straight jacket now. Enjoy your seat....er...SITS while you can!

;-)

Mary Catherine on August 16, 2010 at 4:28 PM said...

Your too funny I just spit out my wine! Enjoy your sits day!

DeNae on August 16, 2010 at 4:38 PM said...

I've only just started reading your blog, but I wanted to offer my congrats now! I'll leave comments on the other posts I read!

Kim on August 16, 2010 at 5:21 PM said...

I hope you're having a wonderful day. I'm looking forward to looking around.

Me (aka Danielle) on August 16, 2010 at 5:24 PM said...

Happy SITS day!

What a fun blog you've got!

Elyse on August 16, 2010 at 5:50 PM said...

Happy SITS Day. I would stay longer but I have to go have a drink now. Because I may actually be Concussa. Or at least her cousin!

KellyGrrl on August 16, 2010 at 6:23 PM said...

Happy SITS Day!!! After cracking up at the opening to this post, I can't wait to read more! I'm sure they picked you in spite of and because of silly jokes like that :-) Congratulations!

Joanna on August 16, 2010 at 6:45 PM said...

Congratulation on your SITS day!! I'd bet you're going to have a ton of new friends, I know I'll be following now! That has got to be the best SITS day welcome post I've ever read!

Jesslyn on August 16, 2010 at 6:51 PM said...

What a fun blog! Merry SITSmas!!

classycareergirl on August 16, 2010 at 7:38 PM said...

Too funny! Happy SITS day!

Melissa on August 16, 2010 at 7:54 PM said...

Congratulations on your SITS say! You are an excellent writer and I look forward to checking out all of your posts!

CK on August 16, 2010 at 8:29 PM said...

HILARIOUS SITS joke. lol
-CK

Big Mama on August 16, 2010 at 8:47 PM said...

Hilarious! I love your writing! It totally made me laugh! Congrats on your SITS day! Looks like you rocked it!
Gonna stalk, I mean follow!

samsstuff on August 16, 2010 at 9:41 PM said...

Too funny!

Happy SITS Feature Day, I hope it was a good one!

Jill on August 16, 2010 at 10:00 PM said...

Congrats on your SITS day! Great joke, BTW!

Michelle on August 16, 2010 at 11:29 PM said...

I love your blog! Hilarious!! I enjoyed each of your "Fun Dust on the Blog Shelf" posts. Thanks for the laughs... I'll be back for more.

MommaKiss on August 17, 2010 at 12:40 AM said...

you're killin me. SITSvah. HAHAHA!
happy SITS day girl - you deserve it.

Missy on August 17, 2010 at 2:05 AM said...

Congrats on your SITS day!

firsttimetravel on August 17, 2010 at 3:25 AM said...

Can we invite Yoda along so he can anoint you with his "May the SITS be with you" line? Just kidding! I enjoyed your post a lot, Blogalot. Congrats and happy SITS day!

The Single Mothers Chronicles on August 17, 2010 at 4:03 AM said...

Yay - will go check them out lady!
ps I have no idea what all those days are - that ting I keep thinking is a cloud and rainbow must be the rock I live under?

Unknown Mami on August 17, 2010 at 1:15 PM said...

Yay! So happy it's your SITs Day. You are awesome and I'm thrilled that new folks will get to see your awesomeness.

pattypunker on August 17, 2010 at 2:09 PM said...

that priest and rabbi laughing at my uncle isn't right, i tell ya.

The Blue Zoo on August 17, 2010 at 11:57 PM said...

LMAO Love your joke!! Congrats on your SITS day, how awesome!!

BLOGitse on August 18, 2010 at 4:05 AM said...

oh what a party you had! I'm happy for you!
Still hangover - you got SO many comments!?
Greetings from Casa!

Brahm (alfred lives here) on August 18, 2010 at 1:49 PM said...

Great one...

and a pretty violent priest, huh? They shouldn't SHOVE.

Linked to you on my blog today - your button is up on www.alfredliveshere.com. Love your blog!

Jewel on August 18, 2010 at 2:30 PM said...

I love your sense of humor. Visiting from over on MBC. Following.

Come visit some time.

Jewel

Eliza on August 18, 2010 at 5:16 PM said...

Happy sits day :-) Love the joke.

adriel, from the mommyhood memos on August 19, 2010 at 4:39 AM said...

happy sits day! hope you're lapping it all up - what fun! xx

My name is PJ. on August 19, 2010 at 5:13 AM said...

You always make me laugh. Congrats on having a SITS day.....

and I don't know how you picked some of your own favorite posts because I would have pick all of them as my favorite posts by you.

The Empress on August 19, 2010 at 8:30 AM said...

SITS day! No dang way! And I was working all day.

Of course, someone I FINALLY know and like REALLY know and this happens.

HOW cool! Happy SITS day to you!

Everyone here will be back b/c your blog is that kind of awesome.

I want to steal all your ideas here.

Kate on August 19, 2010 at 1:03 PM said...

Those rednecks. Always getting the Bad Rap.

Captain Dumbass on August 19, 2010 at 2:39 PM said...

Happy SITS day!

(what's SITS?)

Tiffany on August 19, 2010 at 6:40 PM said...

i love you! :)

Natacha on August 20, 2010 at 3:19 AM said...

Congrats! Awesome blog....

瑞蕾 on August 20, 2010 at 6:38 AM said...

用心經營blog,人氣百分百~^^ 加油

Jen on August 20, 2010 at 8:11 AM said...

Congrats!

Um, I'm not sure I got that joke. I think I did but it's a stretch and not really very funny. What am I doing wrong?

Also, I linked to you in a post I wrote on Tribal Blogs today. Sorry.

Chaplain Donna on August 20, 2010 at 11:06 PM said...

Good for you! From your new SITS sister.

keep up the good work

THE SNEE on August 22, 2010 at 2:17 PM said...

Oops I missed your actual sitsda day(Did I even spell that right?), but I'm so happy that I got to read the welcome post-you made me laugh and now I will go digging through your archives for some sneezes, and some giggles. BTW found you through Think Spin.

鲁涵淞 on August 22, 2010 at 9:15 PM said...

出遊不拘名勝,有景就是好的..................................................

Katherine on August 22, 2010 at 10:07 PM said...

My favorite was the opening joke line!

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