The Age Old Post

Nellie Olsen was a whore. And really what can you expect with Nells being a homo. Oh, You know you were all thinking it so don’t even. Now why do I feel that I just crossed an imaginary line here? Oh well, as long as I’m here… When I was younger, Charles Ingalls was my first crush. Until I fell in love with Scott Baio that is....

Me and Bob Barker

So guess what? The other day someone asked me for some blogging tips. Can you imagine? Me? Yeah, I know but still. I took this as a huge compliment and definitely considered not answering her email. What advice could I possible offer? She wanted to know how she could make some extra money blogging (and as soon as someone...

Hokey Pokey Anonymous

Now I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know squid pee about bat crap but …letmetelyousomething nobody throws up all night and nobody wants to admit that they are wrong. I have no problem admitting that I’m wrong. I just can’t stand admitting that someone else is right. My mood ring flies right off the color chart. Speaking...

To Have And To Hold Your Fire!

My husband simply worships me. Come, let me introduce you to him. “Whooohooo!!! Over here darling! Come say hello to my wonderful Blogger friends”. Hang on a sec, he’s coming….Ah, here he is… “Yes, my Cancer?” “Come, my Acid Reflux. Meet my Blogger world. Isn’t it fun?” “Most definitely, my Acid Eye drops” ...

Beware of Extra Large Bee Nets

Here’s a story Of a crazy lady Who was hearing things inside her big fat head She would try to shut them up With wine and valiumBut they got worse instead… (Yup, Brady Bunch theme song…ding ding ding!) You’ve met the voices in my head right? I call them they for short. Well they have been working overtime lately. I don’t know...

Cranberry Agita

Here we are, gorgeous crisp autumn air, a stunning tree lined visual at every turn filled with plum, umber, magenta and golden yellow leafs clinging to their branches, my favorite of all high holy days…Halloween is just around the corner and all I can see is….. My cup frothing over with impending family drama which will begin on Thanksgiving...