Friday, December 4, 2009

Led Richard











Eventually my mind will drain free of all the nonsense but until that time......

Who loves puzzles?

Remember the puzzles in the newspaper that gave you two words and you had to come up with the ...I think it's called synonym for each word....there's my third grade education hard at work for ya folks.....

For example:

For Weak Mind the answer would be- Lame Brain
For Bratz Doll the answer would be - Whore Toy

Which leads me to Led Richard.

A prize for whomever gets it first!..............tick tock tick tock

Led Richard..........come on you can do it.....

Ding Ding Ding!!! Whoo Hooo!!! You got it! .... Pencil Dick!!

I knew you guys would get it!

No this post is NOT about my husband...thankfully, he has a Pretty Parcel...tee hee

No, this post was inspired by the PNC Bank representative who denied us for a loan modification because he said we do not look good on paper.

I realize a small blogger such as I won't make many waves but I'll take a ripple of satisfaction wherever and whenever I can get it these days....

So let's see how good you look on paper Mr. Led Richard....did I mention he was from PNC Bank (did you hear me Google? PNC BANK...small and discriminating little bank here in the northeast)

Well Richard.....You've just denied customers that have excellent credit ratings and have never been late on a singe payment once in ten years. Who have paid early and are hard working employed americans and who, btw, are on their way to becoming a housing casualty statistic thanks to you and your kind.

In addition to us not looking good on paper, we were told to come back when we make more money. Sorry....I thought a modification was for folks who needed a hand. Didn't know you had to be rich to get help. Obama's government assistant plan? Nope...you don't make enough money for that either. Sorry, come back and try again.

Have you met our economy Richard? Or are you stuck so far up your own ass that you are blinded by the crap you are so used to spewing?

I've heard the ranters, read the ravers but until this moment, I have not experienced the pure satisfaction of taking public revenge. Whew! Feels good.

And I didn't even have to drink!

While I'm at it, let's call out the companies who have made tuna cans smaller and thought we wouldn't notice.

Hey, I kinda like this ranting stuff. I might try it again real soon!

For now, thanks for listening to your friendly blogger neighborhood Cashew Work.

And I happily leave you with this:

___- ___- __- _______ - ______ - ___ - ______ - ____!!!!!!
urinate- also- look- container- inhale- belonging- spouse's- richard

Aren't puzzles fun?



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