In the past, I've labeled myself as many things.
First I was (and will always be) The Convenient Jew.
Then.....(and wouldn't my mother be proud) The 9 to 5 Lesbian.
And now.....I am happy to report.... The Satisfied Blogger.
I really don't know what the hell I did before.
I mean Before-the-blog.
Who the hell listened to all of my crap?
.....Oy, my poor husband.
It may be wrong, but the truth is that this blog and my bloggy friends are always in my head throughout the day.
And I think about it way more than I should.
Or think I should.
I'm still a little fuzzy on the whole screw-that-I'm-having-a-good-time thing.
But I wonder, is it really fair to look everyone in the face knowing that, at some point, I will be mentally checking out while preparing a blog post...
Funny yes.
But fair....?
PFFFT!!! Man Screw that!
It's funny.
See what I mean?
Is it wrong to scream out Blog! Instead of his name?
......Is it wrong that he probably didn't even notice?
Blogasm... Orgasm ....what's the difference
Everybody gets off happy right?
And...shhhhh... don't tell anyone but I'm having way more B's than O's these days!
Oh!!!!!!! Oh!!!!!! Did I really just write that?
Man that felt good (-:
I am sure to be many more things before this is all over but so far none quite as satisfying as this!
Come on...B's or O's ....which is better? I won't tell! (-:
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