No, not just one, thanks for asking.
There are:
'I'm getting my period'
'I have my period'
and the ever popular ....
'I just got over my period'
There was a brief reprieve during pregnancy when all three of the above were replaced with two little words:
'I'm pregnant'
Some things are bigger than all of us.
So according to my calculations, there are about three days out of the month that I am not discussing, avoiding sex or blaming things on my period.
Yes, I make for an excellent dinner companion.
It's the natural order of things, as well as a mental and physical bloodbath for all involved.
That's just a bonus.
I'd take out a billboard of apology but being that I only have a few years of bloodbath left in me, what's the point?
Knowing that my time is numbered, I often wonder how I will fill the other twenty-seven days of talk time. What will I talk about?
Who will I blame???
Oh that's right!
Menopause!!
How fun!!
I just love having a plan!
How about you? (-:
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