I have a secret.
No, not that one…
I have a Secret…. Magic word.
A very dangerous secret magic word.
Listen closely as you are about to be astounded and mystified by the sheer awesome power of the magic word.
Guaranteed to render you speechless!
It is so mighty in fact, that you might not ever want to say it again for fear of all its’ spellbinding repercussions.
Ready?
Mothers hold on to your children….
Okay…..
Here goes….
The magic word is……..
Hello.
It’s okay. Don’t be afraid...
It won’t hurt you.
For your protection, this secret word does have limitations and must be used wisely.
Not everyone is susceptible.
Some are actually immune to its power.
But some ….
Yes some are simply held powerless against it.
For those easily spellbound, once this word is cast, their ability to allow anyone else’s words to penetrate their lengthy monologue becomes magically impossible.
Completely entranced, the possessed-demon talker can only be silenced by uttering the name of Hello’s arch nemesis….
Goodbye.
Yes my friends, it’s scary to be in possession of such a lethal weapon.
So now that you know, be very careful on whom you choose to cast this magical word upon.
Use your power wisely.
There are just so many hours in the day right? (-: