Hmmmm…..
Let’s see….
-Blog about my co-workers continuing and unfortunate bathroom issues….
Naw...not enough blog spray on earth.
-Blog about the nosy work apes hanging all over me all the time so I can’t get any blog peace and quiet…
Naw....if there’s no bloodshed what’s the point?
-Blog about how I wish there were big comic-comment bubbles over peoples heads instead of having to wince away from their bad breath…
TAKE A MINT ARCHIE!
Naw, bad idea...then they’d know I was lying half the time.
Ok seventy-five percent.
-Write about something meaningful.
?
Create a Blog national anthem. …Buy a poultry dress with matching purse …continue to wonder if you pronounce Illinois like Ill-a-noise or Ill-an-oy…Blog about how one can say the word persnickety so many times over and over that they lose all feeling in the face…why thinking vagina when someone says angina… then, naturally… Aunt Jemima…is wrong...
Is my life the blog or is the blog my life?!!!
BREATHE!
OK.
Much better.
Not really.
Now what?
Talk?
Naw...gave it up for blogging (-:
Do you guys still...you know...um, talk?
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