Hmmmm…..
Let’s see….
-Blog about my co-workers continuing and unfortunate bathroom issues….
Naw...not enough blog spray on earth.
-Blog about the nosy work apes hanging all over me all the time so I can’t get any blog peace and quiet…
Naw....if there’s no bloodshed what’s the point?
-Blog about how I wish there were big comic-comment bubbles over peoples heads instead of having to wince away from their bad breath…
TAKE A MINT ARCHIE!
Naw, bad idea...then they’d know I was lying half the time.
Ok seventy-five percent.
-Write about something meaningful.
?
Create a Blog national anthem. …Buy a poultry dress with matching purse …continue to wonder if you pronounce Illinois like Ill-a-noise or Ill-an-oy…Blog about how one can say the word persnickety so many times over and over that they lose all feeling in the face…why thinking vagina when someone says angina… then, naturally… Aunt Jemima…is wrong...
Is my life the blog or is the blog my life?!!!
BREATHE!
OK.
Much better.
Not really.
Now what?
Talk?
Naw...gave it up for blogging (-:
Do you guys still...you know...um, talk?
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37 comments:
Have you tried the blog therapy group? No, wait, them quit meeting because they were all too busy blogging about it!
Come by when you need to write comments....
Oh, please. We want to hear more about the bathroom issues.
Hee Hee.
Talking? I'm not very good at that. Somebody may wince at my bad breath.
**unwrapping cinnamon altoids**
Yum.
I used to sell concessions and some folks would order Orangina and make it rhyme with vagina.
Thank you for being such a wonderful friend.
What? Is this you are talking about? Talking to people? I know nothing of the sort.
Talk? I talk in reverse and upside down, saying "If you can read this you are much too close so please friend me on Facebook."
?FTW
Only when necessary:) Blogging is more therapeutic.
never cared much for talking to begin with. especially small talk. i prefer the get-down-on-it of the blogosphere.
Does reading my own comments out loud count?
I'm gonna go with 'yeah.'
Blogging has become work. It keeps ya up at night. It interferes with work. Maybe I should blog about that.
The Illinois part of the comment is actually a pet peeve of mine. It makes me slightly batty when it's pronounced Illi-noise. Please don't do it. I might slap you.
I actually tried saying persnickety over and over. I think you are right, If I pursued it for long enough, my face would go numb.
So do tell about the toilet issues at work!
blogging really is like a full time job and also um SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! to the shout out you gave me miss thang! im so glad you like
I talk incessantly, and comment, and blog, and tweet. I can't shutup. Evah!!!
I'm with Blueviolet. You're on my shitlist if your pronounce the S in Illinois!
Yesterday I talked on the phone for 3 hours. It was a new record for me. One that I don't plan on breaking any time soon, because when I was done, I really had to pee.
I talk. All.the.time. I cant shut up. Even when I want to! lol
bah!
i have been thinking about doing a post on office bathroom ISSUES. god! lots of material there, but grossing everybody out might not go over well!
blogging/emailing/comment trump talking, as they are VOLUNTARY actions and can be done on our whim. talking is many times involuntary, unnecessary, and exhausting!
I always talk to myself.
It's the most intelligent conversation I can get.
I love the angina, vagina, Aunt Jemima thing....that is soooooooooo me!!!
I do still talk, but if no one is present while I'm talking, did a tree fall in the forest?
LOL! I thought I was the only one that thought of vagina when someone said angina. I am not a loony bin!! :). Well...talk to people outside of twitter, blogger or facebook? Do people still do that anymore?
They should hire a bathroom detective to report on abusive toilet behavior and stall specific issues, i.e.; they need to incarcerate the serial seat wetters.
Currently, I'm experiencing blog withdrawal. I've got the shakes and think that everyone is an avatar. I know that I am.
My imaginary friends are the best friends I have! So of course I talk...all the time!
TOTALLY RELATE to coworker fu**ers hanging around and trying to hide the blog world...
Blog national anthem --- woo hoo, we should have one of those! Can it include a maple leaf, maple syrup, and hockey?
As for the poultry dress, NOOOO! Do not go all Gaga on us!
No comment on coworkers. I love and respect them all equally, blah, blah, blah....
I love the idea of a poultry dress and know you would look stunning in it! But then frankly, you are stunning in anything. Good God! I cannot believe that co-workers won't just leave you alone and let you blog in peace like everyone else at work! That totally sucks.
P.S. I added you on my blogroll. Do you fancy swapping blog buttons too? Blimey, that sounds like something that should be done behind the bike-sheds doesn't it?!!
I chat to myself all the time -- which is fine in my home, but when I forget and do it in public I always get those looks of pity like, "Poor old broad. Someone really should lock her up."
I think "vagina" when I hear someone say "Orangina." Is that bad?
i'm so bipolar about blogging/writing and talking. i'm in the mood for one or the other but rarely both at the same time.
i think the husband's still waiting for the 'not in the mood to talk' part.
Angina. Vagina. Aunt Jemima... That is totally my speed. I wish I worked with you. Except then I might worrry about my breath all the time. Hey, do you have a mint I could borrow?
I've always had a problem with pronunciation, since I mostly read instead of watch TV. (I could spell the word, so give me a freaking break.) A solution to this problem is to stop talking to people and write instead. Full circle. Thanks.
Hi Mrs Blogalot...When Im blogging more...I store up all my words and I just cant get them out fast enough...so my friends tell me Whooooaa...slow down...!!so its best that I talk a little, blog a little and everything gets evened out...lately Ive been talking way more...I took on another job about five more hours a day and Im too tired to blog at night...so when Im around people I just cant shut up...! I need to find a way to do it all..! Hope all is well with you..!
I talk. But I probably write more than I talk these days. ;) Loved this brain stream of consciousness like post. :P
Ha! Since starting blogging, I am finding that I much prefer to tell my family about what is up through the blog...and I prefer emails to phone conversations. Oops
Now I will never, ever be able to think vagina without Aunt Jemima following right behind.
And I hate blog hoverers! Go get your own blog, loser!
And for the record, it's Illinois as in annoy. Bok Choy. Big Boi.
Oh no. I think it might be contagious.
Hey -- where ya been girlfriend? Hope the new job is going well. Missing you.
What do you mean? You mean all this internal dialogue floating in my head when I tap tap tap out these words into the cyber space does not count as TALK?!
Oy. I have a problem.
OMG - I totally have the "...agina" thing too!! It's in the blog water!
Swati
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