Who loves puzzles?
Remember the puzzles in the newspaper that gave you two words and you had to come up with the ...I think it's called synonym for each word....there's my third grade education hard at work for ya folks.....
For example:
For Weak Mind the answer would be- Lame Brain
For Bratz Doll the answer would be - Whore Toy
Which leads me to Led Richard.
A prize for whomever gets it first!..............tick tock tick tock
Led Richard..........come on you can do it.....
Ding Ding Ding!!! Whoo Hooo!!! You got it! .... Pencil Dick!!
I knew you guys would get it!
No this post is NOT about my husband...thankfully, he has a Pretty Parcel...tee hee
No, this post was inspired by the PNC Bank representative who denied us for a loan modification because he said we do not look good on paper.
I realize a small blogger such as I won't make many waves but I'll take a ripple of satisfaction wherever and whenever I can get it these days....
So let's see how good you look on paper Mr. Led Richard....did I mention he was from PNC Bank (did you hear me Google? PNC BANK...small and discriminating little bank here in the northeast)
Well Richard.....You've just denied customers that have excellent credit ratings and have never been late on a singe payment once in ten years. Who have paid early and are hard working employed americans and who, btw, are on their way to becoming a housing casualty statistic thanks to you and your kind.
In addition to us not looking good on paper, we were told to come back when we make more money. Sorry....I thought a modification was for folks who needed a hand. Didn't know you had to be rich to get help. Obama's government assistant plan? Nope...you don't make enough money for that either. Sorry, come back and try again.
Have you met our economy Richard? Or are you stuck so far up your own ass that you are blinded by the crap you are so used to spewing?
I've heard the ranters, read the ravers but until this moment, I have not experienced the pure satisfaction of taking public revenge. Whew! Feels good.
And I didn't even have to drink!
While I'm at it, let's call out the companies who have made tuna cans smaller and thought we wouldn't notice.
Hey, I kinda like this ranting stuff. I might try it again real soon!
For now, thanks for listening to your friendly blogger neighborhood Cashew Work.
And I happily leave you with this:
___- ___- __- _______ - ______ - ___ - ______ - ____!!!!!!
urinate- also- look- container- inhale- belonging- spouse's- richard
Aren't puzzles fun?
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22 comments:
Nut Job! WOO HOO! Ranting is good!!
giggle.
You are so right, although I'd call the guy, in puzzle speak, a STUPID FORNICATION. Get this: My husband and I applied for loan modification BECAUSE WE BOTH LOST OUR JOBS and after SIX months of being jerked around and them losing the 38-page package I faxed and faxing it again, we were told that our modification request was denied -- BECAUSE UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT CONSIDERED A HARDSHIP. Can you believe that shit?? We both lost our jobs, were only surviving because we had money in savings, and although we have stellar credit, the STUPID FORNICATORS told us they could only help us if we were behind in our payments and looking at foreclosure. Yeah, so much for the billions in aid handed to the mortgage industry so they could, in turn, aid all of us in a bind. Not happening.
Sorry you're dealing with pencil dicks. Is it Chase by any chance? That's where we found them all to be residing!
(Did you notice I got an OpenID -- just to comment on YOUR blog!!)
Yeah, that was hilarious.
Signed,
Led Richard
Pencil dick? Bwahahaha!
apparently, you just don't know how to work the system like the other schmucks out there. you have to be a professional jackass/mooch/leech/sponge in order to qualify for help. just being an average joe that pays his/her bills on time won't cut it.
i hope you feel better after your rant.
Hope this made you feel better, and sorry they are being so horrible about it. I thought it was supposed to help the average person, who loses income, and has stayed current???!!! And all of a sudden it's turned into only helping people who can't afford anything and are behind on everything. Aren't those the ones who got help anyway? I don't understand any of it. Chase has been doing that as well...
I feel like a puzzle-failure. Lead Dick...So obvious.
Not even going to attempt that last one.
Here's a hint on the last puzzle...
P N C can suck my husband's ____________ (-:
Sheesh! What a mouth on that one!
And using her poor husband's body parts without permission!
Now that's dumb. When somebody is trying to figure out how to make things work out so as not to be a statistic, shouldn't you work with them?
This is what is f*cked up about this whole stimulus thing. It isn't helping those who have been responsible and because of the fall out now find themselves in trouble, it's only helped those who took on more than they could afford in the first place(as we all do at times). Good luck. Hopefully a different bank can help.
Yeah they can't help out the ones that are trying to pay their bills but they are giving out $8,000 to people buying new houses. Where is the justice is that?
hahaha...funny story. He sounds like a real Richard Cranium!
I don't understand the system of red tape for refinancing mortgages, etc.
I can't begin to understand your level of frustration....have you tried other banks? You don't have to refinance locally you know.
"Pencil Dick" is actually paying the guy a compliment. He should be so lucky.
Lead Richard...gotta remember that one!
I'm sorry! I think you look good on a computer screen.
Oh boy did you hit a chord with that one. After six months I am waiting with baited breath, they say I should know in fifteen more days. I hate, despise this situation that we are all in and I mostly can't stand being subject to such humility!
I am sorry that you did not get your loan. I can only hope that more promising developments open up for you.
Woo-hoo! You are kickin' butt and takin' no prisoners. Good for you, girlfriend! "pencil dick" BAHAHAHAHA!
You have done us a favor by sharing your experience. It's really frustrating just to HEAR about the corporate greed that is messing up our country--I can't imagine how frustrating to be taken advantage of like that.
I woke my kids up because I'm laughing so hard!
I am a dumb butt 'cause I thought "Heavy Dick"? I am very sorry that you have to deal with nonsense shit and asshole like this. {{{hugs}}} And indeed, I often found it tragic and depressing that you need money to make money. Why is Donald Trump a wealthy man when he is in fact dead broke? WTF? (Sorry. That's going off on a tangent...)
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