Shhhhhhh!!!!!!

My husband lives in a constant state of Red Alert. The terrorists are only moments away and the world is one big fat ticking time bomb. He also thinks that everyone is listening in on his phone calls. “Okay, so when I call, you just answer yes or no. Got it?” “Got it. Can I call you Chief Titty Ca-Ca?” “What?”...

If A Blog Posts In The Forest...

I received an email the other day from someone who had some blogging questions and had it been a phone call, I’d have thought she had the wrong number but there it was in my very own inbox. I felt bad because I had no real answers to give her and when she asked me some technical questions, well… I was even less help. But then she asked what...

Screw That Cap!!

Dumb ass nonsense is good for the soul. So is verbally kicking someone's ass once in a while. If I had a dollar for every time that I shot my mouth off whenever I wanted to…well, I’d have about a dollar but that’s not the point. What would happen if we took the lid off our manners? Unscrewed the cap off our social graces?...

Hi Ho The Merry Yo - The Blogger Takes a Wife

Tracie over at Stir Fry Awesomeness, who, btw, is awesomeness stirsonified, got me to draw a very important conclusion when, a while back, she was wishing for a sister wife.And unfortunately, I've come to the conclusion that my husband is just not woman enough for me.Man enough yes.Woman enough?Umm... not so much.So I've decided to move forward...