
Monday, August 23, 2010
Blog Pizz-i-ole

This is probably one of those times when I should exercise good judgment and think before I post. Pfft…. Anyway, So if you are not Italian….let me ask you something….. WHY THE HELL do you pronounce Mozzerella ….Mootz-a-thell? Who the hell TOLD you to do that? And I don't mean to sound like a mootza-douche or anything...
Sunday, August 15, 2010
My SITS Day Yo!!!!

A Rabbi, a Priest and a Redneck walk into a blog... The rabbi holds up both hands and proclaims “I hereby bless this blogger on her most honored and anticipated SITS-VAH day” The priest shoves him over and says “What's the matter with you? It’s not SITS-vah, it’s Saint SITS Day. Don’t you know anything?” “And what do you know?”...
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
My Blog-o-nee Has a First Name....

I’m a phony. A BIG FAT PHONY BLOG-O-NEE. Well, what else could I be? I’m not cursing at you in the supermarket for cutting the line am I?…. I’m not trying to run you off the highway just so I can give you a road-rage finger or fist right?… And I’m always on my best bloggy behavior (sarcasm and drunken silliness...
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