“Welcome to H&R BLOG. Ready to have your taxes done today?”
By your best criminal please
“Yes”
“So I see here that you have done your own taxes for the past few years. What brings you to us this year?”
I couldn’t figure out how to scam more money back by myself.
“Convenience.”
“Do you have all of your forms with you?”
Right here. Ready to be doctored up.
“Yes”
“If applicable, would you like the refund automatically deposited into your account?”
IF???? IF I wanted IF, I would have done the damn taxes again myself!!!! What the hell kind of criminals do you have running this joint???!!!
“Okay. Sure. How much do you think I could possibly get back?”
Please keep in mind that orange makes me look fat
“Well it looks like you didn’t make that much in 2009. Was there a salary decrease or something?”
Where the f*&@ have you been bloghead?
“Yeah, something like that.”
“Well it doesn’t look like much but we’ll see what we can do.”
Bloghole
"Yes, by all means, please see what you can do"
At least my husband buys me a drink first (-:
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43 comments:
I think so many of us will be sharing that pain this year.
Oh, that was funny. In a 'I think I'll laugh instead of cry' sort of way! ;-)
***Ally
HA!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to say, I am eternally grateful that my sister is an accountant. Although I don't think your accountant should yell at you for not saving your receipts, ya know?
HA HA HA!!!
And I am so jealous! Your husband buys you a drink first?! WTF?!
I'm writing a post about not getting any foreplay after getting married!
I have a degree in accounting. The only thing it's ever done for me? Taught me I'm too dumb to do my own taxes. Shazam.
Ugghhh is it that time of year AGAIN?
H & R Blog..that is great...LOL..mine are done and Im not happy..we both are not happy..but WTF..we have jobs at least and Im thankful for that, for sure...!!!BTW you have such creative posts...Luv It..!!
Taxes? We don't need no stinking taxes.
aaahhh!! I am hoping to get a suitable amount this year UNLIKE last year where we owed BUT our fabulous tax guy made it so we didnt owe as much!
Well crap! Hello we all had a decrease you dimball!
Heheh this made me laugh.
Sex and taxes - both can leave you with a funny taste in your mouth.
Made me laugh! The last line made me laugh harder and Deb (above) made me laugh harder still!
Ha! Awesome! I work in a CPA firm and see a similiar scenario daily...lol.
Shit like that is why I have fake corporations and assumed names and don't register my cars or anything.
Oh.
Crap.
Too funny!!!!
LOL, that was funny!!
That is hysterical!!! I love it!
This is why it's always good to have at least one relative that lives under a bridge so you can increase your number of dependents.
It's the most miserable time of the year! Sigh
Yeah, and he probably makes pretend to cuddle afterwards. I don't think that's covered here, altho it would probably help.
Bloghole might be my new favorite word. Ooo, I think I like blogwad, too!
I just had mine done today and I despise it!!!! However, we're gonna get a healthy refund! :)
I go completely bloglistic when tax time is here! (I'm staying with the whole blog lingo thang) Like your site!
Loved that!
Great social commentary. Hmmm. The wonders of H&R. I guess after they screw up your taxes, you need to go out and get a second job, hence the name H&R.
Taxes?
I'm the dumb woman who has her husband do all that stuff. I told him he is not allowed to die before I do.
Otherwise I'll end up in debtors prison.
I hope the drink is a strawberry dacquiri at LEAST!
LOL! Maybe they should start serving alcohol! The numbing effects would help ;)
Thank you for visiting my blog and the warm welcome to MBC! It's such a great community; glad to be a part of it.
Taxes? Doin' them here on the Ponderosa is like writing a very long novel. I'm talkin' pages and pages!
Ya'll have a great day!!!
a nice stiff drink...and a tube of K-Y. ahhhhh...it must be tax season.
I always get an extension and deal with it in October. It's easier to take for some reason in the fall, when the year has already turned to crap, as opposed to April when I'm still feeling all hopeful.
Hahahahahahaha...sounds like the feds bent you over - or at least H&R Block did!! Its okay...they got me too!
~WM
ok, I vote with someone up there to say I too like BLOGHOLE!!!
I highlighted your blog in my last post - come on by to peek when you can at:
http://www.thesinglemotherschronicles.com/2010/02/05/some-blogs-i-love/
Swati
Bloghole is going to be a big term around town. Loves it!
PS Hubs has already completed and submitted our taxes this year. (He usually waits till April 11th or so.) Guess who had to put out as a reward.
That's funny! Here in Italy dodging taxes is kind of a national sport. And everyone enjoys it, even the Tax Man!
I hate taxes! This is hilarious!
I'm a CPA. I hate tax season. That said - charitable deductions! All The Way!
We haven't even begun thinking about it yet...
Very cool! And I love the word you coined - Bloghole! Nice!! :)
My husband takes care of both, ehem, chores. I'm a lucky gal, he makes the best gin and tonics on the planet.
Enjoy your SiTS day!
Glad to know tht I was not the only one who had to bend over and grab my ankles last tax season. :) Happy SITS.
Happy SITS day! This is exactly why we went away from H&R to a bonafide accountant this past year. Comes in handy as we get a letter from the IRS this week.... Ugh!
lol. Loves it and it's so true. Visiting from SITS. Happy SITS day!
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