
Thursday, June 17, 2010
The Blog Doctor

"Hurry Doc! I need something strong for blog withdrawal. Quick!" I implore.Dr. Golb shakes his head in a haven't-we-been-through-this-already? manner and exhales flatly "Now, you know perfectly well that there is no cure for Blog withdrawal...""But I need..."Golb interupts and holds up both hands in defiance and starts to explain "You'll...
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Big Schmuck Island

Call the Howell’s! I am finally being rescued. Yes, I’ve built an escape raft and stuffed it solid with job classified newspaper. Now my bra is a little bit emptier but who cares… I’m quitting my job! And I have this dream of giving my notice by way of a big fat grenade up my boss’s ass but… Dammit all to hell…...
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Odds and Evens

I can see the school bus approaching the tip of our driveway as I hold my hand up over my eyes to help block out the sun. In a minute, there's the distinctive braking screech of it coming to a halt. The loud, air-compressed doors open wide and my son is quickly exhaled out. His eyes dart back and forth to do a quick search for me....
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