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I found it on a lunch trip at Subway.
"What would you like on that turkey sandwich?" the poor unsuspecting Subway Sandwich Artist asks the lady in front of me.
"Just lettish"
"Excuse me?" she asks
"Just lettish"
"let-TUCE?" she confirms and spits a little, insulted on behalf of words everywhere.
"Yeah, that's what I said. Sorry about my southern accent"
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Insert insult to injury redneck face here.
Oh stop it, just pick one.
It wasn't until she asked for a side of chomato that I started looking around for the cameras.
Now I can't tell you what part of the outraged South she was from, nor can I tell you the last time I tucked in a shirt but I would bet my last shacon, lettish and chomato sandwich that there is no picture plaque of her hanging on any Town Hall wall.
And you know I'm going back tomorrow and every day- same time exactly- to see if she comes in again.
I'm dying of churiosity about my new religion!
A'comon! wouldn't you be? (-:
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Daily updates required - Maybe tomorrow, if you're really lucky she will order something completely different and we can all learn another new word :)
Louisiana?
But did she ast any questions?
hahahhahahhahaha! Did chu ever find the camera? Maybe it was hidden in the Cold Cut Combo. The streets are filled with blog fodder and walking brain dead. I'm beginning to believe that the world is really flat...bread.
Since when does being from the South mean you talk like Sylvester the Cat?
You might have to research this further at the lie-berry.
Ah-ight, I'm with Moog, We dont talk like that. We may talk slow. Add a few extra sylabols here an there to a coupla words but if there was one word in the english language we can pronouce its BACON. I aint say'n she wernt from the south but her lack of command of the english language aint due to bein raised down here. Well all of it anyways.
Any chance she just came from the dentish? Yep. this definitely calls for further investigation.
When I tell people where I'm from, they look at me like I'm a big fat liar because my accent isn't southern.
BAH! well thank you for the laugh!
this woman at work always refers to our smoking cessation program as the smoking sensation program. lettush pray.
I live in the deep South and as far as I know our twang is not a lisp.
I do say "awl" instead of oil. And I really hate the fact that my Chwinkies have hydrogenated awl in them.
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..and I am...please keep us updated...Im not a religious person but this one has me by the "chorns"..Who knows it may become some bloggish cult.....how come I dont have such fun at my local subway...you get all the luck..!
I love lettish and chomato! What part of the South was she from again?
Can't even wrap my head around that accent, and I talk all funny.
LOL @ Moooooog35's & Elly's comments.
I got nothing. I do try to not order CORN.
i'm not from the south, but i've lived in it long enough and never of lettish. or chomato. maybe she's not southern, just an idiot.
I totally would be, and like you, I totally would have blogged about it! Good on you for knowing when to strike! Muwahahahahaha!
Chomato's are my favorite food.
I have no idea what you are talking about!
LOL, I didn't realize the southern accent included a lisp either.
Sounds like the toothless southern accent to me. Maybe it was her second sub and she was shtill chawing eet.
Gotta love a well placed lisp!
My best, Lynn
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