Saturday, March 3, 2012

The Blog Donut Hole

I have no idea what that title means other than I spelled donut wrong and if, in fact, there were a real blog donut hole I would surely be accused of falling into it.

That and I’m in the mood for a vanilla frosted with sprinkles.

But when isn’t one?

So as I type my fingers back up and over the rim of the slippery albeit non-frosted blog edge, I am amazed at all of the time that has passed since my last post.

Each day I say, today is the day I will post and the next day and the next day…. and well here I am.

Not exactly Rip Van Winkle but close.

If I were a man.

And if it's been 20 years.

Stupid details.

I knew it would be just a matter of time before I hit the keys again. I love it too much to stay away.

Similar to how men must stop whatever they are doing in order to direct a backing up car or truck.

It’s their Spielberg moment.

We direct them-they direct cars. It’s the natural order of things.

I still want that donut.

And more time to blog out with you guys.

But I had to come and post before another day went by! And I know that whether or not I’m trying not to kill someone on my daily commute or listening to the clothes talk in my closet guys know that I am always thinking of you!

…There’s that and I didn’t want you to think I was dead or anything.

That would suck.

Being dead. Not you thinki…

Going now.

Xoxoxo!! (-:


ReformingGeek on March 3, 2012 at 4:22 PM said...

Oh hi there! Welcome to the blog world.


It's good to see you posting but why am I hungry for a donut?

So your clothes talk too? Mine are sassy. SLAP!

Simply Suthern on March 3, 2012 at 6:33 PM said...

I was going to send flowers but I didnt know where to send them.
Glad you aint dead.
You haven't lost your Bloggy touch.
Good to see you Hun.

Captain Dumbass on March 4, 2012 at 11:05 AM said...

I've been out directing traffic for quite some time myself. Probably time to post something.

Jayne Martin on March 4, 2012 at 7:51 PM said...

Mmmm... donuts. ;)

Linda Medrano on March 6, 2012 at 5:15 PM said...

I wish you'd come back for good (or even for evil for that matter). I miss you. You always make me laugh, smirk, gasp, or clutch my pearls like nobody else does! Mel, come back!!!!

Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise) on March 14, 2012 at 11:08 AM said...

Welcome back Miss 'Rip' it's good to see ya alive and kickin' up the chuckles again.

I haven't had a doughnut in years and suddenly...I've gotta have one. Chocolate, chocolate cake please! Heehehehee!

God bless ya and have a sunshiny kinda day sweetie!

Patty Punker on April 16, 2012 at 8:59 AM said...

my clothes keep trying to convince me they're not boring, outdated, dowdy and misshapen from one too many lame wash attempts. i need a new wardrobe but the screams from the closet are like meryl's streeps tears in sophie's choice. perhaps i'll just hire a beautiful laundrette.

Diane Laney Fitzpatrick on April 18, 2012 at 3:39 AM said...

We must be on the same wavelength. I took about a month off. Thought I had run out of things to say, but I think I just needed a recharge. Welcome back!

Unknown on May 23, 2012 at 8:28 PM said...

How did I miss this? Hi, so glad to see you posting again. It's been way too long.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who talks to their clothes. They always answer. I just wish my blouses didn't speak Mandarin.

Ioana-Carmen on June 5, 2012 at 9:02 PM said...

Very intersting! follow each other darling?:X

estetik on December 11, 2012 at 2:15 AM said...

You really did a great job, i think this is a lesson for me to learn from you. I have a bad habit, I can never stick with one thing forever. But the way you are blogging from past 6 years really made me surprise...

Simply Suthern on August 1, 2013 at 7:47 AM said...

So how is MrsBlogNoMo?

Hope you are doing well.

Linda Medrano on December 28, 2013 at 5:19 PM said...

Come on and post! Or if you don't post, email me! Or if you don't email me, let me email you! Or visit me! I've missed you way too much!

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