Now Hear This!

When my son was born, the nurse said the words that I would remember all of my motherhood life. ‘Mommy’s and Daddy’s do things differently.... And that’s okay.’ Truer words were never spoken. Son: I don’t want to go to school anymore. A kid in school keeps pushing and hitting me” ...

My Monthly Blog

I do my best blogging in the shower.Or, during sex, depending upon how much fancy juice I have consumed prior.And sometimes, during certain times of the month, I can even blog on the couch while watching TV with my husband as he interjects comments in between the shows.“Wow, check out how long her hair is.” What the hell is wrong with my...

Are You In The Moooooog?

How Many O’s in Moooooog? 6! There are six! I know, I know sometimes we write five…sometimes we write…seven…. but after much questioning and doubt after each time I typed it, I finally just counted. Don’t give me ten years to figure something out. So the question of the day is…Have you met Mooooog35 of Mental Poo?...

That's MRS. Kravitz to You

I’m nosy.Yes I am.Don’t believe me?I make my husband go through open houses on the weekends pretending that we are first-time-home-buyers just to look inside.I can not resist a good open house! The signs lure me in like a Cullen.Still don't believe?Okay, what about the fact that I'll go through someone's blog like an online medicine cabinet?Or...

Hello Oprah?

“UGGGHHHH!!! That’s disgusting!” I screech at my husband. “Wha?” He casually drawls out while pulling up his pants “All men do it”. I’ve told my husband a million times not to exaggerate. That being said, I think he has Manopause. It’s true. The last-straw symptom of this horrible male disease is charging out of the bathroom...

What's In Your Wallet?

I think that it is important to remember that every asshole is somebody’s child. Somebody’s sweet little darling, honey bunny, poopy doopy….Asshole. And in everyone’s defense, I’m sure that their parents did not intend on raising a big fat asshole. ‘Ah honey, isn’t he sweet? What a big strong asshole he’ll grow up to be one day’....