Green Jello

I went to the movies.And now I'm mad.I cut my hair a few months ago thinking that it would be the more “age appropriate” thing to do and then WTF happens?...... I’ll tell you what happened…. Oh, I’ll tell you alright… F*^ken Brooke Shields has to go and make me look like an old-aged-appropriate-shoulder length piece of...

Hand Jive

So I’m driving to work the other day and some yokel on a motorcycle in front of me lifts up his left arm, bends it and just holds it in place…Power to the People? Heil Hitler?? What the fu…I’ll run you right off the road you asshead mother fu… Oh…. it’s a hand signal. My rage is somewhat dissipated and lost in the wonderment...

Duck Trek

When I was about ten years old I heard the term bleeding heart. I didn’t know what it meant other than some possible bad medical condition that went far beyond my young comprehension level. As I grew up, this phrase was tossed at me… a lot. Why? Because I’m like that girl on The New Star Trek TV series (which is now the...

Depends Anyone?

So here’s what I learned while on vacation: The world is broken down into two distinctive groups of people: Oh, how fun! And What damned idiot thought of that crap? I clearly fall into the latter group as I watch an electric roller coaster car vertically shuttle a brave group of well insured fear factor maniacs...

Blog TV

“So how do you know these blog people are real?” my girlfriend asks while flipping the TV channels. “Real as in how? Like breathing real or word verification real?” “What if they are lying?” “Lying about what?” “What if it’s a trap? You know like an internet scam.” Mmmmkay. I’m sure every blogger out there wants...