Friday, January 29, 2010
Never Too Old For A Sticker
Ahem....My name is Mom and I .....I am a....I am an Obsessive Worrying Ass.My worry today and everyday?......Not Doing It RightPerhaps this worry is the reason that I am so nosy observant around other parents. I eavesdrop pay close attention to them interacting with their kids at a restraining order type distance every opportunity....
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The Sex Ref
Can somebloggy please explain therapy to me? Therapy as in counseling. Counseling as in marriage. Is there anyone else out there who thinks this is the biggest crock of crap? Let’s be truthful, the only reason people enter marriage counseling is to have someone with a degree in Listening-To-Crap declare you the Right...
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Now Serving...Celebrating 11 Years!
Because my husband unknowingly willingly takes center stage in so many of my blog ramblings, I thought it would be nice to lay out our little love story… blog style. Picture it: Mid 1980’s; Hair holding high with Stiff Stuff About fifteen hairs short of a unibrow and both arms weighed down by seventeen-villion black Madonna rubber...
I Am Not My Lipstick
“Hello. Can I help you find something specific today?” The very young and beautiful cosmetic salesgirl asked while quickly storing away her half eaten bag of potato chips under the counter. Yes, which way to the miracle aisle? “Um, I’m not really sure. Just looking for now.” “I can show you some great new skin care products.”...
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Aerial View of Insanity
I have some pretty cool peeps up in heaven. And I can’t help but envision that whenever I press the publish post button on my blog, my long-gone grandfather elbowing my also-gone grandmother and demanding once again to know what the hell is going on down here. And every so often or after drinking heavily, I fancy myself overhearing...
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